《DemonLord_Floof - The lack of common sense isekai》Chapter 17: Cecotropes and weapons
Advertisement
After closing the Primary Inventory window, I got curious and opened my Secondary Inventory, just to discover a shock truth…
I had lost many of my Cecotropes and Shits!
And even weirder…
Some of my poop and pee had ... increased in rarity!
-Secondary Inventory-
323 Normal Cecotrope 267 Normal shit 548 Normal Urine water 124 Uncommon Cecotrope 87 Uncommon shit 214 Uncommon Urine water 36 Rare Cecotrope 24 Rare shit 99 Rare Urine water 1 Legendary Cecotrope 1 Necronomicon
What the actual... fuck!?? Legendary Cecotrope?
Too confused, I decided to inspect this.
“Legendary Cecotrope!” I gave the command using thoughts.
And in an instant, Pop!
Something round appeared on my hand.
...
“So this is…” i gasped, looking at the thing.
It was small, like a marble, with brown color, and kind of slimy…
And had a very very strong smell…
This is…
...
“THIS IS SHIT!!!”
“Cecotrope? What the hell with that fancy name!? This is just some stupid shit! ... Ewwww!!!”
And I was about to throw it away.
However…
Blink blink blink blink blink!
“What?"
"Why is my shit … shining?”
As the Legendary Cecotrope bathed in sunlight, it shone brightly like a diamond…
And…
The more I looked at it, the more noticed ... its intense aura!
And rainbow glitters !
Twinkle twinkle!
"W-what the hell?"
And then, suddenly… I heard it!
Eat meeee~
Eaaaattt meeeee~~~
…
The Legendary Cecotrope was... talking to me!
“Eat you?” I asked.
Eat meeee~~~
“Urrghhhh…”
And thus, like being hypnotized, I raised my hand and opened my mouth.
“Aaaaaa…”
I was about to eat it…
But then, at the last moment…
Daddy…~~
That snapped me out of the hallucination!
“FUCK!” I shouted and threw the creepy shit away!
BEP!
Out of the window!
“Like hell I’m going to eat that!!!
Advertisement
“Brrrr!!!” Couldn’t believe what I almost did, I shivered.
Holy hell…
I almost destroyed my own reputation!
That thing is dangerous!
And thinking that, I backed away from the window, and tried to focus on other things.
“I have to quickly finish preparing, and get the hell out of here!”
And then, as I was trying not to think about what just happened, I opened the kitchen drawers.
Kitchen Knife; Kitchen Knife; Kitchen Knife; Kitchen Knife; Kitchen Knife ... Wooden Fork; Wooden Fork; Wooden Fork; Wooden Fork; Wooden Fork ... Wooden Spoon; Wooden Spoon; Wooden Spoon; Wooden Spoon; Wooden Spoon ... Wooden Chopsticks; Wooden Chopsticks; Wooden Chopsticks; Wooden Chopsticks; Wooden Chopsticks ...
...
All common kitchen items.
I grabbed some of those to use as weapons.
And of course, I didn’t forget to do some modifications.
#$%#$^%$^@%#
Ten-ended pointy wooden chopstick)>
…
Nah!
Do you seriously believe that?
I’m just kidding!
What the hell is even a pointy spoon!?
I’m not that nonsensical!
Joke asides, these are what I actually equipped:
Weapon slot (Right hand)
Weapon slot (Left hand)
Head slot:
Neck slot:
Ring slot:
Tail slot:
And finally, as my fur hadn't grown yet...
Body and legs slot:
And thus, with that full set of equipment, I felt even more invincible than before.
"Raaaawrrr!" I roared.
And then...
Pew!
I kicked the door open, made a triumph pose, then closed the door and locked it with the combination lock (Of course!).
Then, I headed towards the Green Trees Forest, where the Dungeon was.
….
Kawaii_Story_Bot’s note:
~Anti Mage~
A first tier job.
Anti mage is a special job, specifically designed to fight against mages or other magic users.
Despite of being an anti-magic job, it actually required the person to have great knowledge of magic. As a result, the Anti mage also know a lot of spells, and can even use them with more efficiency than a normal mage.
Unlocking condition:
Have basic knowledge of magic.
Stats correction:
MDEF + 20%; Debuff resistance + 30%; + 0.5*level to INT
Second-tier jobs derived from Anti-Mage:
Silencer; Magic Eater; Mage Slayer.
Advertisement
- In Serial19 Chapters
Jezoi
Jezoi, a world where the Gods watch the mortal like in reality show. But this year start the 5th edition of the God’s Game, and the winner will gain a lot of power. The Gods have Champions and those Champions come from other worlds, they are called on Jezoi by the power of the Administrators shortly after their death. The Champions are sent to this world for the glory and the amusement of the Gods that choose them. We will firstly follow Marc in his attempts to reach a peaceful life on that strange world with skills and levels. And also some others of those Champions during the Gods’ Game, how they strive for surviving on the unfriendly world of Jezoi and which one will get the victory for his God. __________ I try to release a chapter every Friday in the afternoon. But I don't make promises, it is possible that I miss a release for a reason or another. Also, the bonus chapter (the ones numbered "chapter xx.5") are usually at the beginning of the week. Story currently dropped, will be rewritten in a long time. Check my other stories: Vlaryne and Dungeon Island.
8 97 - In Serial25 Chapters
Soulless
Monsters exist. Monsters hunt for the one thing they lack—a soul. Though they were once human, they have no memory of who they were, no identity. They live without conscience or compassion. All of them except one. He is determined to fight against what he has become. But what happens when he finds a soul so bright, so pure, that he cannot resist? Will the monster within him win or will he become something he never thought possible? A great evil hides in the shadows and, Soulless or not, he might be the only one who can stop it. Thank you for reading! The entire novel can be purchased here on Amazon.
8 171 - In Serial19 Chapters
The Boy With Rabies
It was supposed to be a normal day for 17-year-old Theodore "Theo" Williams. He was an animal-loving teenager. One day, he was in the woods when he saw a raccoon. It approached him and he thought it wanted to be pet. When it bit him, little did he know that the bite will soon have him fighting for his life. DISCLAIMER: I got this idea based on a documentary I watched a few years ago. I apologize if any information is not accurate. I tried to use the stuff I remembered from the documentary. This story is also on my WattPad account: @SparklingSnazzer Update: I did go back and edit some more so I hope it looks a bit better now. :)
8 321 - In Serial29 Chapters
Manticore's Rise.
After the Old gods had been killed, the new age of freedom had begun. For two centuries, the people that had once been played against each other in pointless wars have worked hard to make new lives for themselves, unknowing of those that had retreated into the shadows beyond the realms. Amongst those shadows, as thankless protectors hold out hands for aid and peace, the servants of the old gods awaken. Those who know them work to foil their plans, those that know of them covet what they bring. Those who remember, fear the return of the old. This is the story that follows one such protector, dedicated to the elimination of those that have grown strong in the outer realms, gathering others from within to push them back. Will try and update each week. Also posting on Scribble Hub and Webnovel.
8 118 - In Serial25 Chapters
The Student Council's Pet | ✓
Renown troublemaker, Kasumi Yonamine, has gotten herself into quite the dilemma. Definitely hitting her high school principal wasn't something she'd put high on her gloating list, but when she does accidentally do it and is threatened with expulsion, she's assured her life is officially ruined. At least she is until Shuuhei Okabe, the Student Council President, suddenly steps forward. With the promise to take Kasumi under his wing and reshape her into a fine young lady, the principal agrees to postpone her expulsion, and Kasumi is grateful. But what Kasumi didn't know and was shocked to figure out is that when Shuuhei said he and the Student Council would be 'reshaping' her, he meant it in a way where she would become their 'dog' and treat them like her masters.The Student Council wasn't the group of perfectionists they led everyone on to be.And they were very, very fond of S&M relationships.***The full story is available on the Tapas app/site under my username @Mistyped_ and the same title. Only the first few chapters are posted on Wattpad!PS: This is a simple teen fiction book with a main character who swears like a sailor and characters who are not what they initially seem. So if you're expecting mature content, sorry to disappoint, you won't find any here!
8 75 - In Serial6 Chapters
After Dark {Jonah Marshall/Adam Marshall}
TW; W33d use, bl00d, d34th, v0m!tEDIT: I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT TY IS NO LONGER COMFORTABLE WITH SHIPPING ADAM AND JONAH AND I WILL RESPECT THAT. I AM KEEPING THIS FIC UP SOLEY FOR THOSE WHO WISH TO KEEP READING, HOWEVER PLEASE DO BE AWARE OF HIS FEELINGS ON THE MATTER AND BE RESPECTFUL. I WILL NOT MAKE ANY MORE CONTENT REGARDING JONADAM.THANK YOU FOR READING.
8 122
Prev Chap
Next Chap
Chap List
Boy
Girl
