《DemonLord_Floof - The lack of common sense isekai》Chapter 17: Cecotropes and weapons
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After closing the Primary Inventory window, I got curious and opened my Secondary Inventory, just to discover a shock truth…
I had lost many of my Cecotropes and Shits!
And even weirder…
Some of my poop and pee had ... increased in rarity!
-Secondary Inventory-
323 Normal Cecotrope 267 Normal shit 548 Normal Urine water 124 Uncommon Cecotrope 87 Uncommon shit 214 Uncommon Urine water 36 Rare Cecotrope 24 Rare shit 99 Rare Urine water 1 Legendary Cecotrope 1 Necronomicon
What the actual... fuck!?? Legendary Cecotrope?
Too confused, I decided to inspect this.
“Legendary Cecotrope!” I gave the command using thoughts.
And in an instant, Pop!
Something round appeared on my hand.
...
“So this is…” i gasped, looking at the thing.
It was small, like a marble, with brown color, and kind of slimy…
And had a very very strong smell…
This is…
...
“THIS IS SHIT!!!”
“Cecotrope? What the hell with that fancy name!? This is just some stupid shit! ... Ewwww!!!”
And I was about to throw it away.
However…
Blink blink blink blink blink!
“What?"
"Why is my shit … shining?”
As the Legendary Cecotrope bathed in sunlight, it shone brightly like a diamond…
And…
The more I looked at it, the more noticed ... its intense aura!
And rainbow glitters !
Twinkle twinkle!
"W-what the hell?"
And then, suddenly… I heard it!
Eat meeee~
Eaaaattt meeeee~~~
…
The Legendary Cecotrope was... talking to me!
“Eat you?” I asked.
Eat meeee~~~
“Urrghhhh…”
And thus, like being hypnotized, I raised my hand and opened my mouth.
“Aaaaaa…”
I was about to eat it…
But then, at the last moment…
Daddy…~~
That snapped me out of the hallucination!
“FUCK!” I shouted and threw the creepy shit away!
BEP!
Out of the window!
“Like hell I’m going to eat that!!!
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“Brrrr!!!” Couldn’t believe what I almost did, I shivered.
Holy hell…
I almost destroyed my own reputation!
That thing is dangerous!
And thinking that, I backed away from the window, and tried to focus on other things.
“I have to quickly finish preparing, and get the hell out of here!”
And then, as I was trying not to think about what just happened, I opened the kitchen drawers.
Kitchen Knife; Kitchen Knife; Kitchen Knife; Kitchen Knife; Kitchen Knife ... Wooden Fork; Wooden Fork; Wooden Fork; Wooden Fork; Wooden Fork ... Wooden Spoon; Wooden Spoon; Wooden Spoon; Wooden Spoon; Wooden Spoon ... Wooden Chopsticks; Wooden Chopsticks; Wooden Chopsticks; Wooden Chopsticks; Wooden Chopsticks ...
...
All common kitchen items.
I grabbed some of those to use as weapons.
And of course, I didn’t forget to do some modifications.
#$%#$^%$^@%#
Ten-ended pointy wooden chopstick)>
…
Nah!
Do you seriously believe that?
I’m just kidding!
What the hell is even a pointy spoon!?
I’m not that nonsensical!
Joke asides, these are what I actually equipped:
Weapon slot (Right hand)
Weapon slot (Left hand)
Head slot:
Neck slot:
Ring slot:
Tail slot:
And finally, as my fur hadn't grown yet...
Body and legs slot:
And thus, with that full set of equipment, I felt even more invincible than before.
"Raaaawrrr!" I roared.
And then...
Pew!
I kicked the door open, made a triumph pose, then closed the door and locked it with the combination lock (Of course!).
Then, I headed towards the Green Trees Forest, where the Dungeon was.
….
Kawaii_Story_Bot’s note:
~Anti Mage~
A first tier job.
Anti mage is a special job, specifically designed to fight against mages or other magic users.
Despite of being an anti-magic job, it actually required the person to have great knowledge of magic. As a result, the Anti mage also know a lot of spells, and can even use them with more efficiency than a normal mage.
Unlocking condition:
Have basic knowledge of magic.
Stats correction:
MDEF + 20%; Debuff resistance + 30%; + 0.5*level to INT
Second-tier jobs derived from Anti-Mage:
Silencer; Magic Eater; Mage Slayer.
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