*Narrative Pov*

A fast traveling magical girl along with her magical wand WAIT!! Wrong story *Cough**Cough*.

A girl in cut black jeans and a long sleeve white shirt is currently making way towards her house with a odd smelling could of smoke. The cloud of smoke is obviously The Stoner traveling in leisure feeling comfortable as his own smoke makes him high. He sees something off in the distance that looks oddly familiar to him but he can't quite put his metaphorical finger on it. Then it hits him, and he all too soon realizes who it is he comes to a halt while telling Kasey to stop.

“Kasey! Stop.” he says with a panicked voice for the first time ever or so it seems.

“What Derrick what it is?” She says wondering why he stopped her.

“..it's….its ...it's titties!!! Buhahaha” he laughs as if he told the joke of the century.

“..... Derrick what the fuck are you talking about?” Says Kasey looking about ready to smash his face in.

“No no I'm serious look it's titties?” He says while pointing below at a young woman with an overly large pair of yes tittie's.

Kasey looks down only to realize who it is. She gives Derrick a pissed look before cutting off the flames and falling downwards towards the ground. Derrick makes his smoke body into a needle before shooting downwards as well, but not before hearing Kasey say.

“Her name is Riley ass hat, go do something about the monsters before she's killed I swear your like a dog without any home training sometimes.” she says annoyed.

“WOOF WOOF BABY!!” Derrick says in a goofy manner before landing in front of the young lady and Seven horny goblins. He quickly shifts to human form takes a hit of his blunt and looks at the goblins. He smirks and blows out the weed smoke while saying.

“Smoking Grim Reaper”

An ashed out grim Reaper hefting an ethereal looking scythe with a gray color blunt in it's mouth with a hood over it's skull rushes towards the goblin quickly cutting them all down in a matter of seconds. Derrick stands to the side while watching his reaper rip the goblins to shreds smirks and says.

“Ash to Ash baby….”he said in his usual goofy manner.

Kasey finally hits the ground but not before slowing her fall with a cloth of flames easing her fall. She touches the ground safely and looks at the Carnage her friend started while whistling.

“Well damn Derrick so this is why you're still alive? But I have a question do you name all your moves after smoking?” she says while tilting her head not really getting the stupid naming sense.

“Well duh doll face why wouldn't I? It's literally the Smoking Series. Plus it's easier to pull off the moves when they have a clear concise name of what they do makes it easier to conjure, doesn't waste as much mana so I don't waste as much time trying to imagine it hehe.” Derrick says getting serious for a second before becoming an idiot again.

“Well alright I guess I can understand that but still Smoking Grim Reaper?... actually nevermind it does sound kind of cool.” she says giving into the not so stupid naming sense.

“Anyways!! Hey titties are you alright I was won...Ouch!!! What the fuck, why you hit me Kasey?” He says while squatting and rubbing his bruised head luckily he didn't drop his blunt.

“Dumbass I already said her name is Riley, show some respect. Hey Riley are you ok? You didn't get hurt anywhere did you.” She says while sizing up Riley making sure she's unhurt .

Riley the young damsel in distress is currently starring at Derrick, now don't get confused, it's not a look of love or admiration. It's the kind of look you'll give a piece of trash that just happened to touch your new shoes. She quickly looks aways and gives her friend a hug. Riley tightly grasps Kasey in a bear hug squishing their….more than desirable parts together.

Derrick being the man he is conjures a chair made of smoke, sits down and enjoys the show while smoking his blunt. He didn't get to enjoy it for too long because his reaper came back, standing behind it's master like a loyal servant. Derrick and the reaper together create a more than chilling sight to see.

Imagine a young man sitting in a chair in the middle of the street. Giving off ashed color steam wearing all black with a black beanie, and headphones over it, leaning slightly forward smoking a blunt While slightly grinning with an Ashed color Grim Reaper holding a ethereal looking scythe with a hood over it's skull with a blunt that gives off Ash colored steam inside it's never-ending grin. It would give anyone looking at it the shivers, Kasey and Riley looked at Derrick a little spooked because of how creepy he looks.

“...so your done with your little hug right? Grim your done bye bye.” Says Derrick while snapping his fingers making the reaper turn into regular smoke before fading away.

“So Riley as I was saying, I was wondering...why were you standing in the middle of street like an idiot about to have naughty things done to you?” He says while looking at her like she's a five year old.

“.. I was running away obviously who in their right mind would fight these weird ass monster besides a crazy lunatic like you?” She says while huffing, obviously really annoyed.

“...............” Derrick just silently points at the girl standing next to her who is obviously Kasey, who in response just looks down.

Riley confused looks at her friend with a raised eyebrow wondering what this guy is talking about. Kasey only continues to look down as if she's not even a part of this conversation. Riley only continues to stare at Kasey with a look that's says “I'm not gonna ask you about it but your gonna tell me now”.

“...I might have strangled a couple of Minotaurs with flame whips while making them swallow fire…..today hasn't been a good day alright…..” Kasey says with a more than tired expression.

Riley looks at her friend who is clearly depressed and blames Derrick for it. In her eyes Derrick isn't being the best friend he makes himself out to be. Just sitting looking relax while his friend is obviously on the verge of tears. She understands that this entire situation is more than taxing and it's starting to wear down both of their mental stability. Riley looks at Derrick and says.

“Derrick we're are you guys going I think Kasey could use some sleep.” she says wanting for her friend to feel better.

“Hm? Sorry I was counting stars anyways we're heading towards her house to check up on her parents. If she's tired I can make her a bed she can sleep on and we can walk the rest of the way? We're not that far actually.” he says while blowing out smoke.

The smoke then takes the shape of bed sporting a blanket and pillow. The bed actually looks more than comfy considering it's a bed of smoke. Kasey looks at the bed and instantly denies that proposal. She's smart enough to realize that bed would send her into a weed coma.

“Yeah no thanks I'm good. Actually we could walk the rest of the way it would make it easier for Riley to keep up.” Kasey says while looking at the new addition to the time.

“Wait she's coming? But Riley hates me with a passion how do I know she won't try and touch my weed.” Derrick says making goofy hand gestures as if he's warding of evil spirits.

“Of course I'm coming why wouldn't I come, Kasey is my friend and your….the plus one I guess and I wouldn't touch you with a 6 feet pole what makes you think I would wanna touch your stupid weed.”she’s says while looking at him with eyes that only see stupidity.

“Hey my weed isn't stupid my bud is nature's will and mother nature love, Kasey!! She's bad mouthing weed again!!” He says while looking like a giant kid throwing a tantrum.

“Would you shut up Derrick,and Riley stop egging him on let's go it's getting a little dark out here and you know how I feel about the dark so hurry the fuck up” she says while walking off into the distance.

Derrick gives Riley a sideways look, shrugging and follows after Kasey. Riley just silently follows standing next to kasey trying to stay far away from Derrick who smells way too much like weed.

*The End*