《Journey Of A Stoner》Today Fucking sucks!!
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*Kasey Pov*
Today has been a monumentally stupid day first I get to school late, then not only do I get hit on by some stupid jackass I find out I only got a 90% on the final exam. Today has not been my day , then!! I find out that lazy stoner of mine got 98. Like just spit in my face right? Just spit in my face life!. Woe is me I'm more than depressed. Then that idiot just looks at me while smelling heavier than Jupiter's gravity and says.
“Better luck next time little flower” he says while winking at me.
That punk he's lucky I'm so depressed or I would mess with his backpack and take his “special items”. whatever schools over now I'm just gonna stay here and take a nap...a nice nice nap….*zzz*
2 hours later
*Random class generation begins in 5 seconds*
“....hm? What? Class generation? Alright someone is pranking me for sure”
*Congratulations Kasey Weaver you class has been decided you are from now on a pyromancer set the world ablaze in your name. Uncommon class your class is stronger than classes with the same name as yours*
So I can control fire or something….like that I guess? I'm not really into this kind of stuff? Maybe Derrick can help me understand this shit better.
*Ding*
*You can check your status and skills by saying show stats or skills, you have 10 minutes to prepare for the impending apocalypse your world will be facing enjoy the cluster fuck your about to experience and good luck Kasey Weaver you and this world will need it*
Sarcastic bitch who are you wishing good luck? Go suck something stupid system. Anyway I guess I should check this stupid thing out none of this even makes any sense…..fuck it I'm pulling a Derrick, don't give a shit till there's a shit to give.
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“Show stats and skills”
Name: Kasey Weaver Level 1
Class: Pyromancer Title:Blazer
HP: 100%. MP: 100%. STA:100%
STR: 10 AGI: 13
DEX:10 CHA:14
Fire Manipulation: The power to manipulate heat and fire. User can create, shape and manipulate fire.
Blaze: can increase the intensity of the flames and make them blaze harder turning them into a raging flame increased difficulty controlling raging flames.
Well that's not bad I guess? Considering this world is going to shit. Fire will always be the best bet I guess? Anyway….how do you make this power work or something do I just think it?....hm alright *pshh* haha shit hah it work, the flame is so pretty *eye shine*
*ROAR*
Well that is not good let's just wait here and play with my fire.
*40 minutes later**Boom*
Da Fuck? Is that ok why is there a trio of minotaur running at me oh shit oh shit. These ass hats just appeared out of nowhere.
“Blaze!!!”
I shoot a raging flame at the first minotaur burning it making it fall, while blasting open the door behind it. I then conjure two flame whips and start to choke the stupid fucking monsters with it I swear today is just not my day I just strangle them for a while with my flames trying to let out some steam.
Hm? Hey is that Derrick that pothead is actually still alive…..and he's still smoking, even in this cluster fuck he can't put down the blunt.
“Hey pothead how's it's going? Let me just finish up here and we can talk.”
I send flames down the Minotaurs throat sorching their insides and killing them. Controlling flames is surprising easy once you get the hang of it.
“...uh *takes hit* alright Kasey….wow I didn't know a quiet girl like you who likes school could be so aggressive” he says with that cute little stoned grin of his.
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Who's aggressive punk? I'm just annoyed if only he knew how annoying today has been for me. I shoot him a glare that would make most people shiver. He just ignores it like usual whatever.
“Yeah well I'm just as surprised as you, I never would have thought you of all people would actually be alive.”
I joke at him even I am a little surprised he is still alive he's always napping at the park I would've guessed something would have killed him in his sleep. I'm glad he's alive though he'll make this entire experience a lot easier to deal with.
“Hey I should take offense I'm more than capable of keeping myself safe. This stoner right here came to make sure you were still alive….what I wanna know is why are you still here? Schools been over for a while? *Takes hit*”he says looking stupidly curious.
“Well I was taking a nap there's no better thing than a school nap they're just to die for….which I literally almost just died for anyways let go it smells in here! Yuck.”
I jump over the bodies and make my way towards the door, but not before staching his blunt out his mouth. I take a hit, wow that tastes amazing what is this? Uh I don't know I'm not some expert like Derrick fuck it I'll just enjoy it. I toss it back to him knowing he'll catch it no matter what before he'll let it touch the floor, kinda like a puppy yup just like a puppy.
“So we're are we going?” he asks me with the usual nonchalance.
“We're going to my house to make sure my parents are still safe they both didn't go to work today, they just wanted to sleep in and be cuddly like a normal couple or something mushy like that.” I say while taking the blunt Derrick handed me, I take a hit then hand it back to him.
“Mhn alright *take hits* are you sure it's cool I go with you your mom is cool with me, but your dad always seems to wanna pick a fight with me?”Derrick says with a slight chuckle.
It might not be the best idea but who cares at least I get to see himget dropped kicked he'll always and forever get dropped kicked.
“Does it matter? You don't have a choice,your coming whether you like it or not. We're friends after all we take care of each other so hurry up daylight is burning.” I say while shooting flames from my feet fight flying towards my house.
Derrick quickly follows me turning into giant cloud of smoke….ok I have to admit that's fucking cool.
*The End*
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