《The Interstellar Artship》002 NOTE - First Space Day On the Job
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08:05 - While the coffee’s synthesizing, a quick update before I get started on work. I plan to start bright and early. First impressions! Well, third impressions? I get the feeling that Silas doesn’t want me here, so I have to prove that I will be a help.
About my roommate: besides Captain Ava, the only other woman on board is Sarge. (Or Sage? I didn’t quite catch it with her accent, and now I’m too scared to ask?) She’s very tall, and she looks like a military pirate, and one of her arms is made of metal. I mean, it’s a prosthetic. It’s honestly incredibly cool, but also really scary. She hangs it on a rack on the wall at night, like a sword over a mantlepiece. She also had to clear off my bunk because it was covered in plants.
Sarge is the botanist/medic, but I’m pretty sure she likes plants more than people. Or at least more than me. I tried to start with some small talk, and she just stood there and stared at me until I stopped. Then she put a finger on her lips, shushed me, and went back to messing with the plants. So, our room is a quiet place.
What isn’t a quiet place is the lounge. The crew’s quarters make a little half-circle around the lounge, and everytime I come out of our room to get a drink of water or a snack, Vedod and Kal are somewhere in the lounge or the adjoining mess hall. Vedod is the cook I mentioned earlier, and he and Kal are apparently best friends. The kind of best bro friends where they shove each other around and make fun of each other.
Speaking of, Vedod is here. Grabbing my coffee and retreating for the moment.
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08:09 - I feel like I should clarify: I don’t dislike Kal and Vedod! They’re just loud and boisterous and I don’t know how to approach them. Yet. Books and coffee first.
08:36 - Silas was already here in the Archive Processing Center. He gave me a very brief, very half-hearted tour of the facilities. Their restoration equipment is a bit outdated, but I can make it work. Their Inspiration Extractor is excellent, though! I can tell that he’s taken really good care of it. It deposits the energy directly into canisters instead of a storage tank, which I think is really smart, and they have canisters for both the pure energy and the slag. When I asked Silas why they kept the slag, he shrugged and said, “Vedod thinks it could be useful.”
Then he kind of hovered awkwardly over the restoration table. He’d been working on deconstructing an old book, and the cover and the pages were all laid out.
“I could help with that,” I said. “I’ve taken three different practicums in physical restoration.”
“I’ve got this one.” His eyes darted around the room. “Why don’t you… start with this.”
He slid open a drawer and handed me a teensy little collection of poems. I hurried to put on a pair of vinyl gloves. The leather cover was rotting and felt like it would fall apart if I moved it too fast, and the ink on the pages was so blurred, I could barely read it.
“Do what you can,” he said, and went back to work on his book.
That little book of poetry is practically beyond restoration, so I’m taking this as a challenge. I’m going to restore this book so well, they won’t even know it looked like a soggy newspaper.
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12:03 - I don’t know if I can do this. The cover obviously has to go, but I can rebind it without affecting its inspiration output. The problem is the actual pages! They’re so old and damaged, I don’t know how to preserve them. I don’t want to copy them, because that loses a little something from the text, plus that’s the obvious solution. Silas doesn’t think I can do this, so I have to prove that I can do this incredibly well!
13:45 - Yeah, I can’t do this. I’m just going to copy them as best I can to preserve originality.
That makes me mad and disappointed.
15:52 - Okay, let’s look at this in a different light. Silas obviously gave me a really hard, throwaway assignment on purpose, so it’s okay that I wasn’t able to totally ace it. This was just the first day! There’ll be other opportunities to do something impressive. I just have to wait and keep on working, and eventually something will come up!
Got to go soon. Captain Ava called a dinner meeting, and Vedod is cooking something that makes my eyes water from here.
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The Anime Trope System : Stone vs. the Viper, a LitRPG. [WEB NOVEL SUSPENDED.]
By the will of unknown deities, Clyde is swiped from Earth and tossed into an anime world. He’s the declared the Stone aka main character. One day, he must kill the Viper, the antagonist. Too bad things aren’t exactly as black and white as that. The Stone is something much more… This world and its inhabitants are real. It’s another dimension with a lot to explore. This is the story of a young man’s evolution from college boy of Earth to godhood and beyond. The challenges stand ahead of him: demons, monster girls, crazy yanderes, even a girl with maxed charisma. He never thought he’d ever see a magical girl… A story of comedy, action, and going from weak to completely unstoppable. He is the system disruptor… In a world where tropes are present, anime girls falling in love so easily, and city-wide issues intertwining with the main mission, Clyde must level up power and his mentality, RPG-style. He can no longer be that earthling. He will learn… whether he likes it or not. Someone who breaks systems…Feared by the gods… ~A lover of character development... -----WARNING: Episode 7 and beyond will intensify in sexual content, sexual humor, sexual/sex scenes, + references may ramp up a lot. You have been warned. (This is humor and mature content. FICTION. Anything that an adventurer-type do is risky. This is not for the faintest of hearts.) (There are also Monster Girl Quest/Encyclopedia references and sex scenes in here. Once again, fair warning.) Additional tags: [ Satire, Adult, Mature audiences only, Monster girls from the monster girl encyclopedia enemy types mostly in volume 1.] NOTICE AS OF FEB 2019: Web novel hiatus indefinitely due to Amazon policy, people translating my shit and charging money for it, posting this on other sites without my permission. Please join discord and/or Facebook page for updates. Patreon will continue to get chapters as normal. Thank you truly for understanding! This is my livelihood and I don't want to lose it. ----- This series will cotninue on--a fun tribute to anime of all forms and satire--so much fun to write. Feel free to let it be that safety net in your library. Author note: get in now before you're left behind. I'm planning to be around for years xD. [See Amazon for edited versions + further continuations. See Facebook page or patreon for updates. And welcome to Team Stone.] Inspiration: PERSONA. Mob Psycho 100., Dragon Ball Z, Anime in general, anime waifus, anime waifu monster girls and MGE, The Land LitRPG audiobook. ---------- Advanced chapters and special bonuses now on: Patreon.com/syr456 Discord channel: https://discord.gg/t2qVaAR or cQMPSJG ^if you have any questions, concerns or vents, this would be the best place to reach me. Or if you're bored, want to increase the numbers, etc xD. MANGA can be found here: (https://Animetropesystem.net) Anime 3-minute OP and series are still TBA. There is a studio that will be contacted. Artwork can be found on Discord: Official Artwork channel. Facebook page: Syr456. Patreon. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Series timeline: -Professionally edited version of the works can be found on Amazon. Audiobooks can be found on Audible, released as the narrator in line with the narrator's schedule and Audible's.Reborn editions = old versions edited by the editor and converted to the new format. Volumes 12 and beyond began in the new format. It's a free update if you already own it. Volume 1-20 = season 1 on amazon. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bonus: Volume 2's description: The story continues, following the events of its predecessor. In the anime world, Satovia, Clyde still battles the anime tropes, but no longer dances at the fingertips of the watchers. However, his friends have real issues, problems that intertwine with his own mission. Casting away selfishness, he finds himself awakening his real power. The Anime Trope System volume 2 brings with it, humor, anime tropes and… yanderes, references, perverseness, and a lot of character development. So, let’s level up and accidentally capture the hearts of anime girls while at it… ----------- Volume 3's description. The Anime Trope System is back in a 3rd action-packed, humor-packed, adventure in Satovia. Clyde’s next threat comes in the form of a classmate. While her descent occurs, the young man must deal with hornets (the monster girl kind), prepare to meet up with vampires, and even depose Alice’s father, the demon lord, once and for all.December’s volume will make you wish to be a part of Clyde’s party. His evolution from college boy to leader still has a way to go. But…how long will the gods stand by while a new rival rapidly grows.?----------- Volume 4's description. It's festival time! All would be perfect, fun, competitive. Well, try telling the vampires not to crash the damn party.January's volume arrives, a fourth book containing Clyde and his amazing party, humor and ass-kicking, happy and sad moments.While Clyde continues to strengthen himself so that he wouldn't die to the Viper, figures and organizations begin to move in the background. Join again to accidentally capture more anime girl hearts and combat those tropes... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Volume 5's description: Ah, peace! Exams, a tiny break from the fighting, relaxation. Yeah, right. First of all, who left a certain potion in the fridge! Second, what will it take to get some common sense into the team ninja’s head. Clyde would like to know. Third, it is time to face a threat that has lurked in the city since volume 1…Clyde and his party is back in February’s issue, ready to dish out some fun in Satovia. 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