《The Quest For The Golden Turd: Book Form》The first encounter...
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Before they could process what happended two remote controlled chairs come up and make them sit and will not let them leave.
"Huh? Whats going on?" Daniel asked
"I do not know." Sage said
"Well we should try to find a way off and find the person responsable!" Daniel exclaimed
Sage asked "Who is that in the shadows?"
"I do not know. Hey! Can you get us out of here?" Daniel Asked
"Why would i help the people I trapped." ??? Said
"Wait what!?" Daniel and Sage said
"Yes i am the servant of the person behind all of this." ??? said
"Who?" Daniel asked
"Why would i tell you?" ??? Said
Daniel and Sage Tried to think who would trap them.
"I got it! The golden turd!" Daniel exclaimed
"noooo...." ??? said
"We know who you are now just come out!" Sage Exclaimed
"Fine." Then the mysterious Person came out of the shadows.
"You must be the poo guardian!" Daniel said.
"Yes, that is correct." The poo guardian said
"And i will make sure that you stay right there!"
Daniel wispered "Sage, how do we get out of here?"
Sage started to think.
And think
And think
But then after thinking for a few minuets.
"I know how!" Sage exclaimed
"You do? then get you two out of there i always have a plan B." The poo guardian said
Sage brought out a AK-47.
"HOW DO YOU JUST HAVE THAT THERE?!" Daniel and the poo guardian asked
"It's a book there is no reason." Sage said
Then Sage shot the chairs and got him and Daniel out.
The poo guardian was still shocked.
"Wow. Just wow." ??? said
"Who's there?!" Sage exclaimed
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"It's me. the Golden Turd!" The golden turd exclaimed.
"You are alive? Wow i thought that you were just a powerful object." Sage said
"SHUT UP! I AM ALIVE!" The Golden Turd Exclaimed
"Ohhhh so thats what it means by you need to defeat the golden turd on the map he is alive." Daniel realized
"Yes you idiot!" The Golden Turd Exclaimed
"Now say night night."
Not soon after Daniel and Sage got tired.
Daniel said "What's happening? Why do i fe-"
Before he could finish the sentence they both fell asleep....
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