《The Quest For The Golden Turd: Book Form》Lava!
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"Ugh. Where am I?" Daniel said "And where is sage?" Daniel wondered
"And why is there lava rising u-WHY IS THERE LAVA RISING UP?!" Daniel worried
"Ok, not to panic just think, Daniel, Think!"
He started to look through his pockets and backpack.
"Tape? No Camera? No Sunglasses? Why is this stuff in my backpack?!"
*Flashback*
"Oh yeah i was at the zoo."
"Focus! Ummm I had to have brought something useful for this!"
Daniel kept on searching.
And the lava was getting closer...
"Ok, Just need to calm down and use my brain."
"I know!"
"There has to be someone rising and lowering the lava."
So, Daniel, took pictures everywhere and found something.
"The poo guardian!"
"Yes, That is correct!" The poo guardian said
"Now burn into a crisp!"
Daniel kept searching through his bag
"This will help!" Daniel exclaimed!
"Oh it will, What is it?" The poo guardian asked
"Oh I don't know how to say it you need to come down and see for yourself." Daniel said
"Alright I will." The poo guardian said
So the lava started to go down and the poo guardian opened the door.
"What is it? Tell me now!" The poo guardian exclaimed
Daniel tossed the item to the poo guardian and Daniel grabbed all his things besides the one the poo guardian is holding.
Daniel went out the door, Shut it, And locked it.
"Wait this is just a rock." The poo guardian realised
"Yup, thats right you fell for my trap!" Daniel Exclaimed
The poo guardian noticed that he is locked in
"LET ME OUT NOW!!" The poo guardian exclaimed
Daniel did not listen and walked away
"Ok now that is covered I need to find sage."
Daniel noticed that there was a map on the control panel.
"I'll take that!"
And then Daniel followed the map
"Ok sage should be here." Daniel said
Daniel stopped and noticed that this won't be easy.
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