...okay, let's calmly evaluate the situation I'm in. Woke up in the morning as usual, went to highschool to try and teach the little shitheads about literature as my job description states (minus the "little shithead" part). Day passed normally, nothing to write home about. During the last lesson I felt dizzy and blacked out - probably lost consciousness from the summer heat. So far so good. It doesn't explain at all what am I doing sprawled on the floor buck naked with all of the students of the class I'm in charge of in the same peculiar situation. My my, girls these days sure develop fast, huh?

My impromptu medical inspection was cut short by a booming voice of a robust man in full plate armor.

- We welcome you, heroes!

I have a sneaking suspicion that I've just got caught up in something really troublesome.