Like that, we reach the end of the floor

It the end of the floor is a giant iron door with those circular knocking hinge things that old doors seem to all have, is this the boss room? Along the whole floor, I had to constantly use suck on my sword to keep it together, I've taken a liking to using mana to strengthen everything and apparently if I insert mana into the cloak god gave me I become completely invisible…

IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE! He did this on purpose, didn’t he? Giving me an op cloak that has invisibility when inserting mana but giving me a cheat skill that makes it so I am unable to use mana, side has been using earth magic to strengthen my sword, when it chips or cracks side has to fill it in with earth magic and strengthen it again, with all these makeshift repairs my sword is literally falling apart so I had to use suck to keep it together, not to mention the way I've been using it,

I've been killing zombies by using all my strength on a single downward sword swing cutting them in half while destroying my sword even further, some of the monsters had swords of their own and I've been using those recently but they just snap after one hit, but thanks to that I got the swordbreaker style martial arts in the martial arts tab of my status, ‘’hey identify, explain to me all the new things added’’

Accuracy – your accuracy when throwing things and how well you can hit a target, both an indicator and improves your accuracy as it levels up, max accuracy would mean you hit 100% of the time, max level 10 Martial arts – martial arts are a series of movements with your body or objects with the purpose of dealing damage, these can be broken up into a variety of categories each with different styles, swordsmanship, dagger arts, blunt weapons, bows, crossbows, spear, etc. Styles are the different variety of movements each with a different purpose in mind i.e. soft feather sword style and hard mountain sword style are each movements using swords but have a different purpose in their creation and different movements Swordbreaker style – focus all your power in a single attack, leads you to break swords much more often, later stages you can take advantage of the sword breaking and add that to your attacks, sword style focuses in the damaging of swords and single-shot attacks Hand to claw combat – a variation of hand-to-hand combat used by people with claws

Hmmm, how enlightening sir block of text, now that I think about it, what happened to my stamina stat? I always forget I have that thing since I don’t feel fatigued recently, it must be because side is always using her heal on me, why else would I not feel tired from all that fighting? Its definitely not because a higher being forgot about my stamina stat, nope,

I check my equipment, I've been looting some of the zombies for their stuff but none of them fit me, I take any metal equipment because it might be useful later, I open the large metal door with great difficulty, a metal slab that big is heavy you know! With a large amount of creaking and groaning the door opens just enough for me to squeeze through, the inside of the room is obscured with a thick fog, I guess it's now or never, I check my equipment again and fully equip everything, ‘’a-are you ready?’’ straightening out and double-checking my preparations I enter the boss room along with side

The boss room is a giant circular clearing made of stone as far as the eye can see, mostly empty except for the giant hulking golem in the centre, there are pillars blotted around the room and stalactites/stalagmites scattered around, I rush towards the centre of the room while side hides behind one of the stalagmites ready to launch magic at any moment, I get within 30 m from the boss and get a better look at it,

it is a giant zombie centipede encased in massive stone armour three times the size of me in height, bits of its shell is falling off revealing its squishy insides squirming with maggots and that deadly smell, another part of it is almost made entirely out of stone and various metals while the overall shape is still a centipede, part zombie, part golem, part centipede, all nope

Moving not really dead golem centipede, dungeon boss level 41 threat 68%, the boss of the rock dungeon, a centipede zombie made into a golem, that makes it double unalive, can use earth magic (like, real earth magic this time)

I throw a sharp rock into one of its falling off zombie parts, it makes a grotesque *Squelch sound as the rock embeds itself into the behemoth, the centipede turns to look at me as I'm dwarfed by its massive frame, it uncurls itself and stands up on its many legs increasing the height difference between us, I do an involuntary gulp as the massive bug stares down at me with its lifeless eyes,

SKKREEEEAAAAAAA *kaiju roar with a jerk of its head, the massive centipede unleashes a deafening roar, side is now bombarding it with wind cutters and growing grass on the floor as I clutch my head in pain with a little bit of blood leaking out, the centipede slams its pillar-like legs into the ground causing the entire cavern to shake, I get a bad premonition and dodge to the side just as the place I was standing on getting skewered with a needle of earth, THISISBAD, I start running like mad on this shaky ground as a row of sharp spikes rise beneath my feet, isn’t this a bit too hard? Why aren’t you targeting side?

Agility up

The centipede seems to have noticed my mental complaints and decides to harass me even more by also launching earth bullets along with its death spikes, AAAAAAAHH THIIIISS IISSS BULLLLLL SHIIIIIIIZ I use multiple sucks on the deathipede to try and slow down its movements but it seems like this thing is too strong to notice it, this whole time I'm running and dodging, the boss has been crawling around the room, climbing up the pillars and jumping from place to place, I call hacks! How heavy is that thing and how can it fly from pillar to pillar!

Agility up Agility up Speed up

I keep stacking more and more sucks to weigh down my massive foe and occasionally throw a rock or two but those just bounce off its armour, side has been a great help so far by being the only one that can actually damage it, and my damage I mean somewhat hit it since it’s a zombie that can keep moving no matter what, I keep dodging but my fatigue is rearing its head, why now of all times! I copy the centipede and start jumping from pillar to pillar, I aim my jump and land on the side of the pillar only to spring my legs again and jump to the next, hey, this is pretty fun,

Cheat skill Succ levelled up Agility up

The spikes follow me across the pillars as they spring up from wherever I land with a slight delay, the pillars are doing a good job of providing cover for me against the bullet hell that darn boss is putting me through, I've got many close calls and cuts already so it's about time I actually fight the boss, with a poorly timed jump and an intervention from side, the boss comes crashing down from the air knocking over a few pillars in the process,

the room is no longer shaking and the boss grounded we finally get our bearings, side wraps up the boss in vines as I keep adding more and more sucks weighing it down even further, the ground now creaking under its weight and vines trapping it, the boss is still struggling and moving, summoning more earth balls and thrashing around even more as it attempts to break free,

I move up the downed giant and hop onto its back, the needles of earth are now stabbing the boss beneath me as the boss struggles even more, I move onto the weakest part of this monster, a location between the segments that had rotted away leaving festering flesh under its lack of armour, I raise my sword high and slash down with the help of many sucks increasing the power even more, the sword cuts through the rotting flesh like a hot knife through butter as it enters to the hilt and stops there,

My sword isn’t big enough for this ship

Status police: did you remember to check your privilege? Name: Sucksuke Level: 48 Race: Beastkin - Cat Class: Assassin HP: 1413.775/1440.45 MP: -- Str: 106 (+26.5) Sta: 58 (0) Spd: 50 (+5) Agi: 40 (+12) End: 50 (+4) Vit: 47 (+6.35) Int: 35 (-21) Wis: 20 (-12) Unspent points: 5 Skills Cheat skill: Succ lvl 27 Regeneration lvl 19/50 Accuracy lvl 6/10 Item box lvl 9/20 Night vision lvl 5/15 Translate Identify Feline reflexes Mind resistance large Feline intuition Luck down Feline curiosity martial arts: hand-to-claw combat lvl 4/10 sharp claws MAX swordsmanship swordbreaker style lvl 2/10 Titles Otherworlder Beastkin - Cat Character creator Cheat skill holder Sucker Main character One who stared into the abyss Scaredy cat Black cat Retard MEDIC! I NEED HEALING! cut me some slack Pyrophobia Superhuman strength Snowball warrior