《My cheat skill sucks》dungeon clearing sucks
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My sword isn’t big enough for this ship
The stench that came out when I ripped this guy a new one was unbearable, with maggots and juices crawling up the handle of my embedded sword I released my weapon post haste, I'm now standing here with a new weapon equipped while standing on the massive back of this centipede, I have quite a lot of swords thanks to all the monsters I've killed not to mention long sharp things that can also be counted as weapons, but what do I do with this centipede?
For now we need it to stop moving but sadly there are no convenient stalactites overhead to skewer this thing to the ground, those were all knocked off when this guy shook the cavern and started crawling everywhere, it's breaking free of sides vine prison so I need to stop it fast, I jump off to take one of the fallen stalactites and skewer this things leg at one of its rotten points impaling it to the ground
‘’SIDE, USE EARTH MAGIC TO KEEP THESE POINTS SECURE!’’ I yell at side who seems to be at the other end of the cavern and still hitting this thing with her magic somehow, the large chunk of rock impaled into the centipedes leg turns into a massive nail pinning its limb down with no wiggle room, I run to another large pointy rock and lift it with great difficulty, I use some stacks of suck to lighten the load and the trip becomes a lot easier,
skewering this nail into another leg at its joint, I run over to some rubble and pick another large pointy rock, this time in the form of a broken pillar, I had to use 40 sucks to lighten this thing but just the sight of me carrying a giant pillar on my shoulder reminds me of a certain monkey king, I continue sucking upwards and jump with the pillar floating in the air a lot longer than I should, before reaching above it and canceling the upwards sucks and replacing them with downwards ones, the broken pillar dropped like a lead ball right onto the centipede, smashing through its stone armour like clay and skewering it to the ground, phew, that earned us some time
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I regroup with side next to the now immobilized giant centipede zombie to think of a way to beat it, the centipede is now sporting some new fashion statements with stone piercings all over its legs and swords embedded in various places on its body, sadly its still un-alive by making threatening clicking noises, summoning stone bullets and spraying acid everywhere, for some reason it is unable to break free from those stone nails and even stopped making spikes rise from the ground,
Level up Strength up Strength up Strength up Cheat skill succ levelled up Intelligence up Wisdom up
But the real question is, where is its core and how do we get it? It is both golem and zombie so it definitely has a core, but what if it has multiple and how do I get it without needing to go inside its corpse? I need a weapon big enough to chop this thing through… I look around for a suitable weapon, rocks would be too fragile even if I strengthen it, normal swords are too small and weak, I search around the room before laying my eyes upon the perfect weapon, the dungeon door
The dungeon door is a 5 meter tall, 2 meters wide and 10 cm thick, there are two of them since dungeons like double doors or something, I walk up to the door that is still creaked open and push it open even more, now how do I get this out? I take out my trusty modified steel sword and strengthen it with mana suck,
I use suck on the doors hinges to weaken it as much as I can before raising my sword up, applying a ridiculous amounts of suck and swinging down with all my strength *BOOOM like that, the first hinge of this massive door broke leaving two more to go and me with half a sword, I got side to repair my sword and take a swing at the next hinge *BOOOOM my sword shattered into even smaller pieces but at least the hinge broke, side repairs my sword again and I have a bout at the final hinge, why does this door have 3 hinges? Using way too many stacks of suck, my sword actually exploded along with the last hinge knocking me back and crashing into a pillar as shrapnel flies everywhere,
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I'm cut all over with shrapnel dug into my skin, the sword exploding that dramatically is not what I had in mind when I saw the swardbreaker martial arts, side isn’t too well off either as the shrapnel actually punctured straight through her in five places leaving holes in through her cardboard body, I'm not in any rush since we trapped that centipede, I wait a while, wash my body with water, pluck out all the shrapnel, cry in pain, ignore that rising feeling in my lower regions and eat some food, all while ignoring the massive centipede struggling and roaring in frustration
Regeneration levelled up, regeneration is now level 20, regenerations name changed to restore for some reason Title get! MEDIC I NEED HEALING evolved to hold E to heal, you now heal even faster and can regenerate whole limbs at quicker speeds, poison and sickness less effective
My wounds close up as I stand next to the giant door that is now lying down, this is going to suck, I bend down, hook my fingers under the door and lift, HNNNNNNG, the door tilts up slightly before the burden is too much and I let go with a massive *Thud, I insert stack upon stack of suck to lighten the door and it gets notably lighter, 100+ stacks later and I can now lift the darn thing with great difficulty, not only is it ridiculously heavy, but it is also incredibly awkward to handle, side came up with a solution though by making a handle at the end of the door out of stone for me to hold, its still really awkward to hold but ill have to make do, still increasing the amounts of suck to lighten this thing,
I go up to the trapped centipede and hold my massive sword above its head flat side down like a massive fly swatter, a massive shadow looms over the zombie centipedes head and I can feel trace amounts of fear in its eyes, hahaha, yes, fear the mega fly swatter, I jump, holding the door sword above the centipede and just as I got high enough, let go of all the sucks and slam down, the door immediately falls and squishes the head of the centipede into paste, all the rotten bug guts explode out the sides and paint the surroundings in gore, rotten meat, bits of stone and maggots, the rest of the body continues wriggling for a while before stopping
Level up Strength up Strength up Cheat skill Succ levelled up
The entire cavern lights up, a treasure chest emerges from the ground
Title get, dungeon diver Status: let me show you the door Name: Sucksuke Level: 50 Race: Beastkin - Cat Class: Assassin HP: 1413.775/1440.45 MP: -- Str: 111 (+27.75) Sta: 58 (0) Spd: 50 (+5) Agi: 40 (+12) End: 50 (+4) Vit: 47 (+6.35) Int: 36 (-21.6) Wis: 21 (-12.6) Unspent points: 15 Skills Cheat skill: Succ lvl 29 Restore lvl 20/50 Accuracy lvl 6/10 Item box lvl 9/20 Night vision lvl 5/15 Translate Identify Feline reflexes Mind resistance large Feline intuition Luck down Feline curiosity martial arts: hand-to-claw combat lvl 4/10 sharp claws MAX swordsmanship swordbreaker style lvl 6/10 Titles Otherworlder Beastkin - Cat Character creator Cheat skill holder Sucker Main character One who stared into the abyss Scaredy cat Black cat Retard hold E to heal cut me some slack Pyrophobia Superhuman strength Snowball warrior Dungeon diver
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