《my first story ^U^》my first story ^U^ Chapter 6
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TL note: Of course, it makes no sense that the author would be in any real danger. For one, they managed to write and post an entire chapter, which included their note at the end. There were several months between that chapter and this chapter, so I believe there are two primary theories:
The author grew tired of writing, perhaps because of the harassment, and decided to take a break. In doing so, they chose to play a little game in the meantime.
The author’s main intent was to prank, with their framing narrative, from the very start. There was never any mother, or best friend, or national amber alert. I believe later chapters favor this theory, and my prior notes were merely myself playing along with the joke. Don’t worry, as even in this case, the analyzable nature of this story has only begun.
author note: ^U^
Trees littered the battlefield, as Anime Ayn Rand’s allies fell one by one.
“All Forms But Ours Are False. Give Up,” Nightly Lover commanded.
The Class Glass had been shattered, its cries silenced, the unholy trappings removed.
The S.S. Garbage Kingdom arrived.
“Yarr, we must do something, Waste Lad!”
Waste Lad turned to Captain Garbage and, crying, threw himself into a trash compactor.
“Shut up, Waste Lad! I’m activating the robot!”
Captain Garbage pressed a button, transforming the S.S. Garbage Kingdom into a rubble robot.
Anime Ayn Rand jumped on the ship and said, “We need to stop her, him, it, whatever!”
The rubble robot charged its missiles, and launched.
Trees soared through the air, smashing Nightly Lover to death.
“It’s over, right? We won, right?” asked Anime Ayn Rand.
“Haha, that we did, lass.” Captain Garbage smoked a trash pipe. “That We Did.”
TL note: From here, the author began posting their chapters in shorter bursts, seemingly unaffected by their previous desire towards a minimum length. I believe this was to lend credence to their attempt at spooky meta story.
Secondary TL note: 0 comments, I think they were all deleted? I can’t tell, but the comments section is definitely open.
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