《I'm a hero? Nope, familiar》Chapter 9. Girls are scary
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{Niles’ PoV}
Well… That was an info dump. Geez doesn't the au… I mean teacher know that teenagers have low attention spans? Sheesh.
Oh yeah, i remember that he said that girl’s name… Iona. Huh. He seems nice at least, and he took into account how she would react towards calling me a beast… wait, shouldn't I be offended at that?
Nah… That requires too much energy, screw it. Heroes… So those guys must have gotten here safely. Neat. So my summon was supposed to happen, but that goddess… Chernyl? Messed it up? Great. *sigh*
Why was such a clutz put in charge of something so life changing?!
{a certain goddess’ PoV}
“AHCHOO!!! Am I getting a cold?” She says, then she rubs her nose.
{back to Niles}
‘Arrrggghh’ I try display my annoyance but it comes out as “Eerrrrmmmhh” to which everyone in the room turns around and looks at me. I then see an angry purple haired girl… No, Iona glaring at me.
*shivers* please don't do that, I'm remembering the nurse’s office…
She continues to glare, so I do the most manly thing possible… and hide behind the desk.
“Aw, you’re such a cutie” I hear before I feel a hand on my head between my ears. Not being prepared for this, I jump while making a surprised bark.
“Oh. My. Gods. soooo cuuuttteee.” Says the girl who was behind me, then starts petting my head again. I can only blankly stare at her. What the heck is up with her…
“Ahh, there you are Ms. Beastmaster.” Said the teacher-whose-name-I-don't-remember.
“Hi whity” the beastmaster lady said energetically.
Whity? Oh right his name was Alabaster… Ha, I get it.
“He seems amused,” said the B. Lady. I'm not saying her full title. Too much work.
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“Now, weirded out that he's being stared at.” Wtf? This lady is weird.
“Ms. Beatrice?” Asks purple… I mean Iona.
‘Can this lady understand me?’ I thought.
“”Can this lady understand me?” He seems to be thinking,” She says.
‘WHAT THE FUCK’
“What the…nope, that's a bad word, I'm not repeating that,” she said pouting.
‘How..?’
“How do I do it? Well I am a beastmaster for one, so I deal with them on a daily basis. Two, I am part elvish so I am partially nature blessed and that whole deal. Three… well I'm not saying that one hehe.” She answered my thoughts, that last part sounding ominous.
………………
“You don't seem convinced?” She asked.
“Come on Bea, why don't you tell him? We all know that you used to be a…” started Mr. Whity (Alabaster). Lol.
“Don't. I will get mad” she said with a smile on her face, but it was somehow very scary. Are all the girls here scary? Oh wow, he shut up real quick. Tch.
She turned and looked at me, did she somehow sense that thought? Let's act innocent…
…………………….
“Hmm,” she said.
Nope, nope, I'm not doing anything or thinking anything rude.
“Guilty” she said while smiling then…
Did she just teleport?!
“ Hahahaha, oh my goodness, it worked ahahahahahaha.”
….the fuck?
“Oh that's an old trick I knew, it doesn't work on anything I don't know that well usually. Hehe got it first try~”
...still wondering what the fuck just happened…
“I can see you are quite perplexed, basically I moved and used magic in a way that makes your brain ignore my movements” she said with a bright smile and light tone which betrayed the super scary shit she just said.
...assassin, she was definitely an assassin. What kind of OP sneak skill is that?! Ah… compared it to a game, don't want to start bullshit like that. But holy fuck that is scary...
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