Jake woke up in a lush forest.

'Oh boy, this sure is like a Japanese light novel!'' Then he started crying 'Oh dude, my mum's gone!' But then he steeled himself 'But oh man, I gotta adapt to my surroundings!' And so jake set out on a journey to become the greatest mage in the kingdom!

But suddenly, a bear appears.

'Oh god, oh fuck' Jake said 'Taking out the trusty katana that he carried with him at all times 'This is gonna be a long and hard battle! Just like liver cancer!' jake then rushed forward and stabbed the bear in its eyes. But then the katana broke, 'Oh god, I knew I shouldn't get katanas from eBay!' The bear advanced on him, and he knew he would die... unless?

'Forgive me master' Jake exhaled through heavy gasps 'But I must go all out...'

He grabbed ahold of his 12 foot, now erect meat scepter and brandished it at the bear, 'I have not had to go all out in a long time bear, prepare to be... annihilated.'

With a quick thrust of the hips, the bear was off-balance, and with a diagonal chop it was screaming in pain, jake kept up the barrage of blows until the beast was lying in a pool of its own blood, defeated. Jake observed the creature for a second before ending its misery with a thrust.

Suddenly, some text appears before jake.

OwO, what's thwis? A mwonster hwas bween defweated? Well done!!! Hewe, hawve some expewience pwoints.

EXP+ 100

Ohwwmygwod! Ywouve lweveled wup! Wellsie Dwonsie!

Level 2

You have 10 stat points to distribute.

'Aight cool guess I'm in a litrpg now that's kinda quirky' Jake said 'status?'

More text appeared before him

Name: Randidly Ghosthound Jake

Class: ---

Level: 2

Health(/R per hour): 28 (16.5)

Mana(/R per hour): 17 (6.75)

Stam(/R per min): 16 (9)

Vitality: 4

Endurance: 2

Strength: 2

Agility: 3

Perception: 2

Reaction: 4

Resistance: 4

Willpower: 4

Intelligence: 3

Wisdom: 1

Control: 1

Focus: 2

'Woah dude this is pretty cool' Jake said, putting 5 points in strength and agility

Congwratulations! The “Fucking Retard” path is open to you!

Congwratulations! Due to being the first player in your to kill a bear with his cock, the “The Consumer of All” path is open to you!

Cwongwratulations! Due to being the first player in the world to have sex with a bear, the “Furry” path is open to you!

Cwongratulations! For reaching 1 health, the “placeholder” path is open to you!

'Alright cool I guess it's time to start grinding endurance and agility' Jake said to himself out loud, he had always been one to talk to himself, convenient that.

And so Jake started doing some pushups and running in circles, days passed, months passed, years passed, but soon the training was over.

Twaining Overwiew

Strength + 98 Agility + 102

Skills

Sex: -3 Running in circles: 65 Pushups: 59

'Alright cool' Jake said into the air 'I guess I can go look for some side characters now'