《journal teleport science something》can't believe i still have both eyebrows
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busy busy busy so busy the most busy
tapping in a few words
every time i go past
like time travel
five hours in just these five lines
seven hours
ugh lasers. i mean they're okay. they work. just maybe not my style.
about to shoot one through a portal
laser that is
fingers crossed nothing explodes
welp nothing exploded but haha funny thing about laser/portal interaction is this wonkers diffusion effect
so like
goodbye bed i guess
ventilation system working overtime to clear out all this smoke
we have fun here
wait a second. just had a thought. what if i put like a focuser and a nope thinking faster than i can type just gotta try this because i think i can make like a laser shotgun pretty easily
haha why did i think this would work. laser shotgun that is NUTS
i mean it does work
but it is NUTS
no idea about this thing. like how many times can i fire it? twice maybe with the insane power draw. like i could've reduced the output but i mean GIANT ANTS right? you don't wanna aim low with that kind of crap.
really need that test subject ant
putting that right up there on the priority list
anyway back to this laser shotgun i accidentally invented. the spread is crazy. my bathroom is basically wrecked and the test area isn't even anywhere near the bathroom. although yknow in a little cute cosy lair like mine everything's pretty close to everything else so yeah. funny thing all those antgutgems i got stored in the tub didn't even get scratched. what the flip are those. should do some tests or something.
aaaaaanyway so now i got a bonkers laser shotgun
oh and yeah. the drones have done a real uh well let's just call it scampish job with project biscuit fortress. sealed up all the cracks and hulked up all the walls and put in this big door thing. went up and had a look while the ol lair was burning to pieces. looking great. thumbs up for drone robot brain creativity. i mean probably ants will just dig underneath or something or i dunno. somethings gonna happen i didn't plan for. that's life.
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pretty much used up all my precious scrap but eh that stuff's everywhere. i mean its scrap. hmm maybe should send scamps out scavenging before
well speak of the devil proximity alert brilliant okay time to go catch some ants
wait
forgot to invent a thing to catch ants with
whoops
eh whatever lets lotech it, just try to get them into one of the buildings around here and worry about other junk later
looks like there's two of em
just scouts again
looking for the one i killed maybe
explain to me your ant concept of friendship
just delaying now but actually feeling pretty okay about this whole deal. I mean i got #4 to back me up. i got this wonko laser shotgun.
I got this.
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