《WTF I'm a Dungeon!? (Dropped)》Chapter 13 - Contract *OLD*
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Chapter 13 - Contract
"So little goblin, you finally speak."
Seeing the goblin having no reaction I cursed to myself and asked again.
"So goblin, you finally speak. Do you wish to become one of my dungeon monsters?"
--~=~--
You have initiated a contract with Unnamed Goblin
--~=~--
"Where?" The goblin quickly replied and he decisively rejected my offer followed by some cursing which I would rather not say.
--~=~--
Your contract was rejected
--~=~--
"Bastard free me." (Goblin)
"Hey hey you don't even know what I am, are you really in a place to be making demands?"
"Do you wish to become one of my dungeon monsters?"
--~=~--
You have initiated a contract with Unnamed Goblin
--~=~--
It was annoying having to make a contract every time I spoke to him and he doesn't seem to be enjoying it either.
"You’re a dungeon core, that much was obvious when you started shoving these contracts up my a**." (Goblin)
--~=~--
Your contract was rejected
--~=~--
Shit, he realized, cancel plan A: Pretend to be a God plan. Move to plan B, what we don't have a plan B? What is that brain for decoration?!
"Wait, how are you conversing so smoothly with me?"
Once again I forgot to add a Magic Contract to it and I repeated it again this time with the necessary stuff to it.
--~=~--
You have initiated a contract with Unnamed Goblin
--~=~--
"Can you f**k off with these notifications already." (A certain Core and Goblin duo)
The goblin seemed to gain more confidence and quickly replied.
"You fool, I am a true sage amongst goblins. Other goblins can only bow to my wisdom." (A certain Goblin)
"Then why the hell where you treated so badly." I swiftly retorted along with the necessary contract bullshit.
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--~=~--
You have initiated a contract with Un-
--~=~--
"F**K OFF!" I said as a threw the notifications to the side.
That goblin was visibly shaken at my retort, his previous confidence seemed to shatter as he tried to bluster his way through.
"Of course it is because those fools are far too beneath me to realize my genius and they..." (A certain Goblin)
Well, I'll skip describing the hour-long speech he gave me, but essentially he's an "honest", "hardworking" and most importantly "humble" goblin apothecary who has had unrequited and forbidden love for a certain "evil" goblin chief's daughter. One day said chief of his tribe "accidentally" ate a poisonous mushroom potion and when the chief was out our goblin over here "accidentally" slept with the chieftain's daughter, however, the chief goblin very "fortunately" survived (When he described this part it was filled with *ahem* colorful remarks about the chief goblin's mother.) and blames him for the very unfortunate "accident" which happened to him.
Holy shit that just reeks of drama, in fact, apparently the only reason this guy was kept alive was that a certain goblin chief's daughter insisted and I'm guessing he's here because the goblin chief was looking for excuses to kill him and thought dumping him in a dungeon would help.
The story of a scammer seeking love only to be almost killed, I would watch that kind of show.
"If that's the case you might as well get comfy because I don't see them trying to rescue you anytime soon. Do you wish to become one of my dungeon monsters?" I said.
--~=~--
You have initiated a contract with Unnamed Goblin
--~=~--
This time he didn't immediately reject it. He bullsh*ts a lot but he doesn't seem to be an idiot. He could talk normally which was already a great improvement for his species and apparently he could brew potions, which could be potent enough to take out a hobgoblin chief almost an entire rank above him. He definitely knows at this point that the chief wanted to get rid of him, so it's very unlikely that he'll be saved, at best someone will come to retrieve his corpse. He considers for a long time before resigning himself.
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"Fine, I'll accept your dumb contract."
--~=~--
Your contract was accepted
--~=~--
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