《The Kitty Litter (LitRPG)》Chased Out Of Home Again (Chapter 29)
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But as the two feast, the golem realised that this was a perfect chance! Doing it's best at stealth, Poopy quietly snuck into the entrance of the house, carefully using PC to remove its 'dungprints'. By some miracle, the smelly thing was actually able to make it into the house without being detected.Yowi and Yue must have been too absorbed in eating or something, since I'm fairly such cats and rabbits have a strong sense of smell.
As it crept about in the abode, the golem recalled that Yowi was once tied up in one of the rooms. It silently entered the room, hiding under the bed.
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"Yammi!" The kitty rubbed his tummy as he finished his meal. Yue however was still nibbling on the carrot since rabbits don't eat very fast.
"I go bak furst!" Said Yowi as he headed back home, having stowed the staff into his inventory.
"Meep!" Answered Yue, holding the carrot as she followed. There wasn't any reason to eat outside, so she decided to return as well.
As the cat had been sleeping before the golem caused the loud bang, Yowi decided to head back to his room and continue sleeping. Yowi entered his room, about to hop onto his bed. But suddenly, a whiff of a familiar yet unpleasant scent entered his nostrils. But what was it? Yowi couldn't quite put his paw on it.
Meanwhile, Poopy was panicking. To think that it got the wrong room! But honestly, it shouldn't have a big surprise. Why would Yue restrain Yowi on her bed when she could tie him up on his bed instead?
At this very instant, the cat turned his head to see the golem lurking beneath his bed with a panicked expression.
"Wai yew here agein, smelly munster? Git Oout!" Yowi hissed.
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"Oh. Sorry." Poopy crawled out from the bed and headed out of the room, closing the door.
Just as it was about to try a different room again, Yowi stood behind it, watching. Well, that sucked. Poopy was shooed out all the way without a way to enact 'vengeance' upon Yue.
But now, the golem was now concerned about a bigger issue? How was it going to get Yowi to accept it? As it sat down and thought, it thought of something: The cat called it a smelly monster! Realisation hit it. Wasn't the reason why other creature were so freaked out by it because it was smelly and ugly? It had been using that to it's advantage previously, but now it wished that it never had that trait. But without a solution in mind, Poopy could only ask the system for help.
'How can I stop being smelly and ugly?' Poopy thought to the system.
TG: Ahem. System doesn't want to talk to you. But no worries, I can help!
For the part about being smelly, I think you can solve it by planting fragrant plants all over yourself. That should solve that issue.
For the other part about looking gross, I think shifting into another form with Poop Control might help. You can also cover yourself with moss to help hide your poopy 'skin texture'. Heck, imagine if the moss was a fragrant type on its own! That's like killing two birds with one stone!
Ah wait, you don't know any idioms. Er... Like doing two tasks while only using enough effort to complete a task!
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Goddess, that came out horrid! I'm ashamed of myself. Well in any case, I hope I've been of help to you my friend!
'Thanks!' Thought the golem. TG was being helpful as usual. Maybe next time it should just ask TG directly when it had any questions.
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Now the only issue was how it was going to find the plants to disguise itself. The job would have been a lot easier if it had the Staff O' Summons. Alas. It could only blame itself for throwing the crate away. As it thought about how sucky things were and if only it had gotten the staff, it realised that more LootCrates were on sale in the raid shop!
'Shop!'
Raid Shop
Your Raid Tokens: 1
Random LootCrate (1 RT)
Iron Sword (1 RT)
Egg (1 RT)
Eggplant (1 RT)
Rare LootCrate (10 RTs)
Rare 'Metal' Sword (10 RTs)
Rare Wooden Staff (10 RTs)
Epic Egg Beater (20 RTs)
Big Fish (30 RTs)
Epic LootCrate (100 RTs)
Mysterious Egg (100 RTs)
Scallion Pancake (101 RTs)
Epic Iron Sword (150 RTs)
Epic Magic+ Staff (150 RTs)
100 x 100cm Lycran Skin Sheet (1000 RTs)
1 Kg Dark Matter (1000 RTs)
Legendary LootCrate (1100 RTs)
Legendary Weapon LootCrate (1500 RTs)
Legendary Armour LootCrate (1500 RTs)
Legendary Wish Fulfilment LootCrate (2000 RTs)
Unique LootCrate (100,000 RTs)
Any Lv100 Legendary Equipment (100,000 RTs)
Big Egg (1,000,000 RTs)
Rarity Evolution Orb (2,000,000 RTs)
Unique Weapon LootCrate (3,000,000 RTs)
Token Of Bodily Rebirth (4,000,000 RTs)
Unique Wish Fulflment LootCrate (5,000,000 RTs)
+5,000,000 STR (5,000,000 RTs)
+5,000,000 MAG (5,000,000 RTs)
+500,000 DEF (5,000,000 RTs)
+50,000,000 HP (5,000,000 RTs)
+5,000,000 MP (5,000,000 RTs)
Without hesitation Poopy selected Random LootCrate (1 RT). It would have liked to buy a better one, but what's done is done. It didn't linger around long enough to hunt more Lycrans, so it could only regret that now.
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