Maylon’s POV:

My grandfather wakes me up…No…the Abbe wakes me up… I am covered in sand….where are we?

“Get Maylon!” The Abbe shouts.

I am still groggy. My memory is all fuzzy. Where am I? My senses are brought out of the haziness with a loud shriek of someone in pain!

The bewildered me, is looking around anxiously. Are we in danger? Are we being attacked.

My grandfather…no…the Abbe puts his hand on my shoulder . I turn to look at him and then see that he is staring at something rolling down the dune.

I am frightened.

I stand up in a fright and I can see someone in in purple robes wriggling in the sand.

It is a mortifying scene. Who is he? Why is he in so much?

I can see the young Garzala standing with his daggers out. He too is staring at that person screaming in pain…then that must be the person howling in pain is….the Master?

My memories came flooding back to me….I remember now what happened. Master had gone to get a new body….I was thinking all along how he might come back as a dwarf or as an elf…that is what I have seen many adventurers take….but when I saw him….

*my body shivers* as I recollect the hideous creature that stood before me….

It had fly like eyes which were floating in the air…since he wasn’t wearing anything….I could see his internal organs floating in his body… My throat is convoluting, I think I may throw up.

Just remembered that disgusting *thing* that was also floating unceremoniously on the chest….

The young Garzala is giving away a blood-thirsty look. I think he means to kill master.

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SoraChan’s POV:

Yes, my condition is pretty bad. I have 0% resistance to high heat….and 0% tolerance to sunlight.

How do I know that?

The slime body of your is reacting adversely to the hot weather. Go to somewhere cooler or stay in the shade and keep yourself hydrated! -10HP / minute.

– 0% resistance to high temperature!

The vampire blood coursing through your body makes your body vulnerable to the light! Stay away from the light! -10HP/ minute.

– 0% resistance to high temperature!

You were touched by the sun light!

-50 HP!

The light is your nemesis! Stay away from direct sunlight!

Having no resistance to the sunlight your body will experience immense pain…

That’s when it really started hurting. I did the stupid mistake of peeking out of my garb and baam! The bloody damned Garzala’s dagger reflected light straight into my Cyclops’ eye….I am not blind…well I am blinded temporarily…but BLOODY HELL IT HURTS!!!

It’s like the time when someone sticks their finger into your eye only thing is their finger was covered in chilli powder…so the BLOODY PAIN doesn’t go away!!

“ARGHHH!!!!”

THIS HURTS LIKE CRAZY!!

If it wasn’t bad enough some bloody idiot cast holy healing magic on me!

“NOOoooOOOoOoo”

I am a monster, the moment I accepted vampire, monster, demon etc etc like characteristics holy magic became like poison to me!

Who in the bloody dumb **** mind is trying to heal me with HOLY kiss my *** magic?

After a bit, my groans and screaming lessoned. I think they stopped casting healing magic….but then…the damned brat started pricking me with his daggers!

Now his daggers don’t hurt me…remember me? 80% slime body.

The problem is…HE’S MAKING GOD DAMNED HOLES IN MY ROBE AND LETTING THE LIGHT IN!

I can’t even fight back because the light is much more dangerous than he is!

My HP is rapidly declining. It’s at the halfway mark…250.

Immunity from sharp object attacks depleted!

Damn, I thought slimes were invincible to sword attacks.

The next sequence of events can be described like this:

Stab.

-10HP!

Stab.

-10HP!

Stab.

-10HP!

Stab.

-10HP!

Stab.

-10HP!

Double Stab.

-30HP!

Stab.

-10HP!

Stab.

-10HP!

Critical Stab.

-50HP!

Stab.

-10HP!

Stab.

-10HP!

Multi Stab!

-50HP!

Extreme heat -10HP!

Exposure to the day -10HP!

For those who lost track, in exactly 60 seconds I just lost 240HP.

Ah, I am feeling cold! Strange isn’t it? I am in a desert and I am feeling cold. Is this death’s cold hand?

My senses are dulling...I can no longer feel the pain…

Does cruel death await me? I just took the first step of my journey…

“I DON’T WANT TO DIE!! I AM STILL A VIRGIN!” I shout with all my might.

:’(

Something doesn’t feel right here. I should be dying. Yet, my HP is slowly rising (1HP/minute)

Oddly enough it is dark outside and mysteriously cold. Now death is cold but not bone chilling cold.

I removed the curtain garb and realize I am in an ice shell.

The Abbe, Garzala and Maylon are staring at me.

“…”

I smile casually. I am embarrassed to have been overheard.[list=]

Maylon faints.

Damn my crooked dirty teeth.