《(On Hold) Regarding my time being a God, it was fun》[Volume One] Chapter 006
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OK this is so insane.
Yesterday I submitted this series with the solid mentality of getting washed away to some lost islands and never see the viewers again...
But then after like 20min I came back seeing 80 views with already 8 followers.
I almost jumped out of my chairs...
The second time I came back, all the chapters became Hot threads.
And the third time I got a bunch more views and replies...
This morning I woke up seeing double the followers and ratings...
Goddamn it this might just be the norm here, it's maybe just common sense...
And I'm prooooobably just an idiot who gets over excited but screw it maaan, who cares?? I'm happy...
So here...please have a chapter!
Thank you for your support.
Leila
「Ralph-sama! The carrots sprouted!」
Is that so? That's good to hear...
Yeah.
That's really her.
The bunny girl I saved.
It's been about a week since then, 6 days to be precise.
She got a bit more energetic than the time I spotted her with those scums.
Though I have to say it was really tough the first few days.
Her mental state was on the cliff of falling into the depth of absolute despair.
And there was one more thing I need to curse about...
Yeah, that's you, I'm badmouthing you right now, God of Rain, God of Weather or whatever!
What kind of jerk are you, really...
The moment Leila started to cry intensely on that day...
It fucking rained like hell.
I even thought I was in a shounen manga or something.
You timed that on purpose didn't you?
I didn't want to stop her from venting out her feelings.
And I couldn't just let her get sick from rain-showering either.
I was between a rock and a hard place that time.
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And ironically, coincidence or not, the rain stopped the moment she calmed down and wiped her tears.
Seriously, what the hell was that all about?
I suspect someone's watching us right now and will start adding manga-like scenes the moment there's a chance.
There was even fucking rainbows with dark clouds splitting to the sides shining sunlight down to her.
I mean what kind of godlike timing is that if it wasn't a god.
I swear if it was that scary woman who raped me I'd be pissed...
Don't try to turn other people's life in to a romantic light novel, woman!
OK enough of me whining about the weather...
After that I told her to go inside and gave her a [Towel(5P)] to wipe her body.
At that moment I understood why she became a sex slave...
Too beautiful.
Her proportions were flawless.
There was even this small mole on her chest.
But somehow I didn't get turned on or anything.
I was strangely calm upon seeing a bunny girl stripping naked.
Though I witnessed quite a nice show seeing her wiping her body, I didn't feel horny at all.
It seemed too normal it was pretty scary...
I hope I haven't lost the man in me...
Her beautiful body with white fur wrapping her arms, legs and back aside...
I gave her a set of [Female Underwear(10P)] and a [White-Leather Dress(10P)] in place of the ragged cloth that seemed to be her clothes.
And no, I didn't describe her body on purpose.
Thought I'd just go over how she looks like...
No Ero Thoughs, please understand that...No. Ero. Thoughts...probably...
She widened her eyes at the new clothes before her.
Though hesitated for a while, in the end she took it after I urged her to.
The days after that were completely exhausting....
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But through heroic efforts and legendary patience...
I finally somehow got her back into being a living being.
She has always thought of herself as a sex toy.
I fed her [Instant Noodle(10P)] and her eyes sparkled with wonders.
Um...that was a bit over-exaggerated...
Instant noodle isn't something so luxurious, you know?
Even if you're a slave, instant noodle shouldn't be that delicious to be honest...
But from that, I had an idea and tried to cure her with food.
I pulled out various kinds of food from the Menu.
Her eyes shine brighter each time I gave her something new.
So, until now, with the help of Melon Bread, Hamburgers, Fish Sticks, Shrimp Ball, French Fries, and many, many more kinds of fast food, I successfully brought her back to life.
Now she would show her smiles and hum a tune while watering the mini-carrot field I gave her.
Actually, I ordered the Earth Golem to cultivate a small field by hands instead of spending points.
The only thing I spent points on were the seeds.
Oh yeah, I forgot, Leila is her name.
Nowadays she would happily chat about various things while having meals.
It probably was so easy because she seemed to just be venting out in the form of prayers to a God.
According to Leila, she was sold by her own family into that city.
The Free Fortress City of Twilight, where the Twilight Ark is.
Her village was in debt with a human Duke and forced her family to sell her as a slave.
There were a lot of circumstances involved in deciding who will sell their child, so I won't even spare my time to tell all about it.
Basically, she was sold, and has been used as a sex toy for countless rich guys.
Then after the third owner, her mentality broke.
That's how she became a sex doll devoid of any liveliness.
So in the end, when she had too many diseases and wounds on her.
Plus her mental state became completely empty.
They decided to just dispose of her and left her to those good-for-nothing that I killed.
And yeah, I also feel that it's a huge miracle to have her return to somewhat normal just after 6 days.
That I don't understand at all, but if she's fine then I guess it's all good...
I also used the cores the earlier goblins left behind to summon an Elder Hobgoblin.
I did that by sacrificing 7 green goblin cores and 1 hobgoblin core.
It saved me 150 points on getting Leila a body guard.
The Elder Hobgoblin was 3 meters tall, as bulky as an ogre and had tusks like an orc.
I used the equipment from the dead humans to arm him.
For Leila's house, I built a [Medium Sized-Hut(120P)] with a [Bed(20)] and a [Small Table(15)] inside. There's also one [Wooden Chair(10)] that goes with the table.
Of course I gave her spare clothes to change.
With all that set, Leila officially became something like my personal maid who does all the housework.
That makes me happy to be honest.
It's been pretty lonely recently...
Though I said that, the labor work is shared with the Earth Golem.
I want her to be healthy by working out, but at the same time wouldn't over work herself.
So in the end, she doesn't cry at every single thing I do for her anymore.
Let's strive for an even better future!
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