In SerialSkyrates?! Fantasy Comedy Adventure
Sky pirates have stolen Sir Broderick's beloved donkey! He'll do anything to save his noble steed from these dastardly foes. Including teaming up with the wizard whose home he accidentally incinerated and go on a quest around the land of Caldonia, where everyone worships giant chickens and colorful language takes on a new meaning.
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1. 1. Wherein the Fantastical Land of Caldonia and Its Fabulous Denizens are Fittingly Introduced
2. 2. In Which A Man, Upon Beholding a Bartender’s Armpit, Experiences An Aneurysm
3. 3. At Which Point The Esteemed Wizard Dr. Krumbunculus Casts Some Spells
4. 4. Wherein A Brutal Case of Ass-Nappery Is Committed
5. 5. In Which Sir Broderick Is Mistaken For A Skyrate
6. 6. At Which Point Sir Broderick Finds Himself Stumbling Half-Drunk Through The Wayword Woods
7. 7. Wherein Pamela Remembers Giving Chase To The Wild Goose People
8. 8. In Which Dorma, To Her Own Detriment, Ignores The Warnings Of Her Lower Ranking Partner
9. 9. At Which Point Werthers, A Skytrain Captain, Is Introduced And Antagonized
10. 10. Wherein Sir Broderick And The Esteemed Wizard Dr. Krumbunculus Quote Scripture
11. 11. Wherein Pamela Meets Green Garey, Her New Commanding Officer, Who Is Quite Rude
12. 12. In Which Pamela and Green Gary See Some Witches
13. 13. At Which Point Sir Broderick And Dr. Krumbunculus Exchange A Heated Flurry Of Rhymes
14. 14. In Which Sir Broderick and Dr. Krumbunculus Hide From The Authorities
15. 15. In Which Broderica and Lady Krumbumbum Briefly Consider Mud Wrestling One Another
16. 16. Wherein Werthers, Whilst Waiting At The Fantasy Welfare Office, Visits The Public Outhouses
17. 17. At Which Point Pamela Takes A Brief Moment And Asks Green Garey A Question
18. 18. In Which Werthers Unwittingly Furthers His Successful Career In Espionage
19. 19. Wherein A Couple Of Skyrates Shortly Ponder The Plight Of Sir Broderick’s Donkey
20. 20. In Which A Tax Forgery Is Witnessed And Lady Krumbumbum Squares Up Against An Elf
21. 21. At Which Point An Illegal Fight Is Shut Down And Eustace Is Introduced
22. 22. Wherein Green Garey Tells Pamela A Secret About His Past
23. 23. In Which It Is Debated Whether Lady Krumbumbum Hath Groped The Moleman
24. 24. At Which Point Thurmsabold Meets The Person Who Saved His Life And Ponders Revenge
25. 25. Wherein Broderica Happens Upon An Old Friend And Moleman Groping Is Further Debated
26. 26. At Which Point Green Garey Sings A Song And Heaps Of Human Corpses Are Discovered
27. 27. Wherein Dave The Dead Guy Gets His Fifteen Minutes Of Fame
28. 28. In Which The Molemen Continue To Argue And Some Quackers Attempt To Convert The Heathens
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