Skyrates?! Fantasy Comedy Adventure
Sky pirates have stolen Sir Broderick's beloved donkey! He'll do anything to save his noble steed from these dastardly foes. Including teaming up with the wizard whose home he accidentally incinerated and go on a quest around the land of Caldonia, where everyone worships giant chickens and colorful language takes on a new meaning.
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1. 1. Wherein the Fantastical Land of Caldonia and Its Fabulous Denizens are Fittingly Introduced
2. 2. In Which A Man, Upon Beholding a Bartender’s Armpit, Experiences An Aneurysm
3. 3. At Which Point The Esteemed Wizard Dr. Krumbunculus Casts Some Spells
4. 4. Wherein A Brutal Case of Ass-Nappery Is Committed
5. 5. In Which Sir Broderick Is Mistaken For A Skyrate
6. 6. At Which Point Sir Broderick Finds Himself Stumbling Half-Drunk Through The Wayword Woods
7. 7. Wherein Pamela Remembers Giving Chase To The Wild Goose People
8. 8. In Which Dorma, To Her Own Detriment, Ignores The Warnings Of Her Lower Ranking Partner
9. 9. At Which Point Werthers, A Skytrain Captain, Is Introduced And Antagonized
10. 10. Wherein Sir Broderick And The Esteemed Wizard Dr. Krumbunculus Quote Scripture
11. 11. Wherein Pamela Meets Green Garey, Her New Commanding Officer, Who Is Quite Rude
12. 12. In Which Pamela and Green Gary See Some Witches
13. 13. At Which Point Sir Broderick And Dr. Krumbunculus Exchange A Heated Flurry Of Rhymes
14. 14. In Which Sir Broderick and Dr. Krumbunculus Hide From The Authorities
15. 15. In Which Broderica and Lady Krumbumbum Briefly Consider Mud Wrestling One Another
16. 16. Wherein Werthers, Whilst Waiting At The Fantasy Welfare Office, Visits The Public Outhouses
17. 17. At Which Point Pamela Takes A Brief Moment And Asks Green Garey A Question
18. 18. In Which Werthers Unwittingly Furthers His Successful Career In Espionage
19. 19. Wherein A Couple Of Skyrates Shortly Ponder The Plight Of Sir Broderick’s Donkey
20. 20. In Which A Tax Forgery Is Witnessed And Lady Krumbumbum Squares Up Against An Elf
21. 21. At Which Point An Illegal Fight Is Shut Down And Eustace Is Introduced
22. 22. Wherein Green Garey Tells Pamela A Secret About His Past
23. 23. In Which It Is Debated Whether Lady Krumbumbum Hath Groped The Moleman
24. 24. At Which Point Thurmsabold Meets The Person Who Saved His Life And Ponders Revenge
25. 25. Wherein Broderica Happens Upon An Old Friend And Moleman Groping Is Further Debated
26. 26. At Which Point Green Garey Sings A Song And Heaps Of Human Corpses Are Discovered
27. 27. Wherein Dave The Dead Guy Gets His Fifteen Minutes Of Fame
28. 28. In Which The Molemen Continue To Argue And Some Quackers Attempt To Convert The Heathens
The Runesmith
What happens when a man gets transported into a foreign world filled with magic? Will his knowledge in hardware technology help him out after he discovers its correlation to the words of power? How will he fit in with the other noble houses as the lowly 4th son? How will his story play out in a world where skills and stats equal power and status? ..... First time trying to write a LitRPG, so problems might arise x3 Discord: Click here Here Cover Art : Click here
8.18 2158Arcane Awakening
Verdan Blacke is an Imperial Wizard, a researcher by preference but soldier in the war by necessity. Cursed by a hex witch in her final moments, Verdan escapes the ever-increasing pain the curse inflicts by performing a self-made stasis ritual. When the curse has finally faded and he has awoken, Verdan finds a world completely different from the one he left behind. Dark things work in daylight with impunity, once common knowledge is a mystery and even the nature of magic that humans use has changed. Verdan has the chance to start over, to devote himself to his research and leave the world to carry on as it will. All he has to do is forget his Oath as a Wizard, to let the final piece of the empire die.
8 342Ragnarök Delayed
After I died I received an offer to be reincarnated in a Fantasy World.The problem is - I'm not exactly going to be a "hero" of that world, it wasn't really an offer to begin with, and the strange shapeless black entity who gave me that "offer" wasn't really trustworthy... or sane. Now I am alone in a world that wants me dead. A world I am supposed to ruin as a part of a game I don't understand. I don't even know who plays that game... but it looks like it's a game in which everyone - from pawns to players - is trying to cheat.**********Mature Content Warning - foul language, gore (in the future), potential sex scenes (in the future).
8 182MCU Oneshots and Novellas
My back catalogue of shorter MCU fanfiction. Most are focused on Loki, Thor and Odin, but the other Avengers also show up on occasion. 1. Shadows of the Past Yet Loom:Thor thought he had grown out of his childhood stutter long ago, but to his distress, the speech impediment resurfaces shortly after he's crowned as king of Asgard. Loki tries to cheer Thor up. [set between Ragnarok and Infinity War] 2. Another Sleepless Night Thor has brought Loki back to Asgard and Odin has pronounced his sentence – Loki is to spend the rest of his days in the dungeons. That was supposed to be the end of the matter, yet sleep continues to elude Odin. One night, he makes a covert trip down to Loki’s cell. 3. Truths, Lies and Bilgesnipes There are children you can leave unsupervised for an afternoon without courting danger. To Odin's consternation, the two young princes of Asgard are not that kind of children. With Frigga absent and Odin distracted with the minutia of government, Thor and Loki sneak out of the palace on a bilgesnipe hunt. Their short adventure leaves Loki badly injured. But the physical injury is not as potent a force as the secrets Odin is determined to protect or Loki’s desperate need to live up to his father’s expectations. 4. Dear Mr. Thanos The trouble with the universe is that it doesn't want to be balanced. In fact, it requires regular pruning. In the year 2327 the Infinity War is a distant memory and Ariadne Thornton has some questions for the dark spectre that has haunted the universe for the past three hundred years. [post Infinity War, not Endgame compliant] 5. Not A Place But A People For a time, dreams of peace and safety can sustain a people lost in the wilderness. But soon the reality of the situation sinks in – a ship not provisioned for the number of people on board, a culture on the verge of extinction and a shadow spreading further with every passing day. [post Thor: Ragnarok, not Infinity War compliant]
8 225Avni + Niel = Avniel
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8 196Star Wars Preferences & Imagines
[ Request are closed ] * This has a lot of mistakes and some things aren't canon *Decided I'd give Imagines and Preferences a shot ! ! I'll mainly focus in the following but can do any other characters : Obi Wan Kenobi Anakin SkywalkerLuke SkywalkerHan SoloKylo Ren I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS ALL RIGHTS GO TO LUCAS FILMSCreated : April 3, 2016Completed : N/A
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