Liches Get Stitches Fantasy Action Adventure Slice of Life Horror
Now Available in Ebook Liches Get Stitches (book 1); and Liching Hour (book 2)
Evil stirs in the forest of Downing, spreading blight across the ancient boughs. Busy with troubles of her own, Maud the village witch just wants to be left alone. Peace and quiet should be easy enough when you're dead, right?
Wrong.
Reborn as a powerful lich, Maud is suddenly faced with the attentions of all the righteous heroes, holy clerics, and nosy neighbours of the realm. Now instead of whiling away the days in her garden with her cat and her knitting, Maud must figure out how much force is required to crush a man's spine, the proper storage solution to keep a spoiling cadaver, and how best to display the remains of the fallen for maximum scare.
Featuring people mulch, head bouquets, revenant geese, and some very deadly embroidery, undead paradise never looked so good.
Readers beware: this is a very gory story, and a slice-of-?life adventure.
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1. Prologue: Dark Ritual
2. Lich, Please: Chapter 65: A Torch in the Darkness
3. Chapter 66: The Lich in the Broom Cupboard
4. Chapter 67: Maud vs Undead Plague
5. Chapter 68: The Grimoire
6. Chapter 69: The Rivers of Life
7. Chapter 70: The Cathedral City
8. Chapter ??? The Wish 3
9. Chapter 71: Bottles of Sunshine
10. Chapter 72: Nun of That
11. Chapter 73: Liching and Witching
12. Chapter 74: The Lich’s Guide to Defensive Gardening
13. Chapter 75: Night Flowering Jasmine
14. Chapter 76: Terrible Lizard
15. Chapter 77: All's Fair
16. Chapter 78: Skeletons in the Closet
17. Chapter 79: Crawl
18. Chapter 80: All That Glitters
19. Chapter 81: Slow Tides
20. Chapter 82: Silver Bells and Cockle Shells
21. Chapter 83: The Friar Dances
22. Chapter 84: The Pupil Becomes the Master
23. Chapter 85: Mistletoe
24. Chapter 86: Ghouls Just Want To Have Fun
25. Chapter 87: Soul Melange
26. Chapter 88: Monstrous Regiment
27. Chapter 89: The Board Is Set
28. Chapter 90: The Audacity Of This Lich
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