

Body Modifier: Energy Required Fantasy Comedy Action Adventure School Life Martial Arts
Aria ate a fish.
[Energy: 2]
Finished, he ate another fish.
[Energy: 2]
...
[Energy: 3]
Without realizing it, he had finished 5 fishes.
He felt a little bloat, he lay down with a full stomach, occasionally burped.
Even though he didn't want to be a big lump of meatball, he still had to keep eating.
At least until he found another way to accumulate energy.
After all, if he didn't take advantage of his advantages, wasn't that stupid?
His mind then drifted imagining which one he would use the energy for.
Should he use it on his eyes, so it shot a beam of laser, like a certain bespectacled mutant?
Should he use it on his bones, so it regenerated infinitely, like a certain character from an anime?
Should he use it on his brain, so he became a genius, like a scientist with a bald head?
Or should he use it on his vital organ, so that he became the manliest person in the world?
While he was imagining things, suddenly his ears felt pinched.
"Ouch!" "Didn't mom already say you can't play with fire, you brat?!"
There he realized, knowing that no matter what he chose, he was still a child in front of his mother.
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Chapter Selections
1. Chapter 1 New Family
2. Chapter 2 Mom, The Last Boss
3. Chapter 3 Fish, For Big Sis
4. Chapter 4 YOU CAN EAT MORE WITH LESS CHOKING
5. Chapter 5 Soul Enlightenment Ceremony (Part 1)
6. Chapter 6 Soul Enlightenment Ceremony (Part 2)
7. Chapter 7 Big Sis, The New Tyrant
8. Chapter 8 YOU CAN EXERCISE MORE WITH LESS FATIGUE
9. Chapter 9 A Date With Mom
10. Chapter 10 Waste? No, I Just Have To Started As A Commoner
11. Chapter 11 Sword? First [Soul Map]
12. Chapter 12 Hyper Eating: I Have To Take A Big Dump Now
13. Chapter 13 Scapegoat Father
14. Chapter 14 Second Limit Ability: Myokinesis
15. Chapter 15 Should I Go Naked On Top?
16. Chapter 16 Brown Honey Bear
17. Chapter 17 Beast In Human Skin
18. Chapter 18 The Cub Is Down, The Mother Steps In
19. Chapter 19 Suspicious Man
20. Chapter 20 A Sensor
21. Chapter 21 Path As A Sensor?
22. Chapter 22 A Golden Emblem: Thirteen Pillars of Human Alliance
23. Chapter 23 Battle Of Akkedisha
24. Chapter 24 Omnidirectional Sword Attack
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