《Hodgepodge》Tournament 5
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Doreen practiced with Tapper to get in fighting trim. He had learned some more tricks
thanks to Woody coming around and talking to him with some barks. Tapper had
things to say with the way he waved his hands around and chittered.
Woody chuffed a little at the comments. Why shouldn’t he be able to enter a fighting
tournament? He was good enough to climb to the top tier.
He watched the academy as he wandered the grounds. Doreen avoided him almost all
the time now. Other totems saw him as rivals. He padded over to join Jessica and Jaw.
They were doing some kind of routine on the obstacle course.
“It’s you,” said Jessica. “How do you feel about getting Doreen in trouble with your
friend?”
Woody barked in a negative tone. Errant would never blame someone else when the
real culprit was in front of him. He would be unhappy that his familiar had decided
to fight lesser creatures. That was for others.
“How do you feel about cheating people out of their totems?,” said Jessica. “Doreen
could still lose with you in the mix.”
Woody howled a little.
“The students are coming here to be tested to see if they are fit to be in society with
their totems,” said Jessica. “The minimum number is what you need to graduate.
Doreen could still lose Tapper depending on her finish. I could lose Jaw. The
academy doesn’t want to send out weaklings in the world.”
Woody turned his wooden face directly on her. His eyes glowed a sky blue. She
thought they were wood. Should they be glowing like that? He broke contact.
“If you win,” said Jessica. “What do you think is going to happen? No one will think
highly of you.”
Woody almost shrugged. He wasn’t at the school to make friends. He was there to see
if he wanted to stay around and show these kids some real things. They thought their
elemental animal partners were better than they were. It was time to show them where
they sat in the world with their limited outlook.
Errant liked to travel. He liked to involve himself in things that could turn bad at any
moment. He liked to use magic as a last resort.
Woody used magic to do things he wanted to do. He had grown to not like traveling
as much. He had seen too many things that could happen if you didn’t stay in one
place and protect that spot.
This academy could be a good place for him to settle. He could see roaming the
forests around the place, checking on the students in the next few years, even
teaching.
He would definitely talk to the rulers about erasing student totems. That would have
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to end. Some people weren’t cut out to do things for an army. They shouldn’t have
to be.
People like Doreen just wanted to take their animals and use them to help people, or
maybe have a companion that was more trustworthy than most people. Erasing them
because they weren’t good combat models was stupid.
There was more to life than fighting.
He snorted at that. Most of his animated life had been involved with fighting one
thing or another. He was the familiar to the Queen’s Knight. He helped solve
problems that no one else could solve.
If he could use this tournament to set up his retirement, things would have gone as
planned. He doubted things would go that smooth. There was always someone trying
to get in his way so he couldn’t laze around under a tree.
“Do you think you can beat all the other totems that are going to be taking part?,” said
Jessica.
Woody looked at her. He looked at Jaw. He looked at her again. Just because he
didn’t have hands, didn’t mean he couldn’t hold cards.
“I am going to take that as a yes,” said Jessica. “Doreen is still hurt by this. You might
want to write something to let her know what you are thinking.”
He barked in agreement. An explanation for Doreen and Tapper was something he
had to do. He didn’t want her to think she could stop him. He wanted her to do her
best and get Tapper into a finish where he wouldn’t be erased.
And then he wanted to make it impossible for the school board to do anything to the
ones who didn’t make the top ranks.
He wagged his tail as he headed for the library to get paper and pen to write out what
he wanted to say. Eventually he would learn to talk. Just because Errant understood
his barks, he had put it off so he wouldn’t have to deal with others.
Did wanting to talk mean any more than that? The implications were too
philosophical for him. He was a simple creature with a lot of years of biting things in
the dark. Being able to communicate hadn’t seemed that important before he decided
he wanted to settle down.
He hoped he wasn’t turning into one of the crazy humans that had to be stopped
because they had decided to do something to wreck the planet instead of letting things
alone. Maybe wanting to talk was a sign of dementia. Did wooden dogs get dementia?
Woody stood on his back legs and pushed the library door open. He walked in,
looking around. His ears swivelled to take in the ambient sounds around him. Plenty
of students were trying to do their studies in place. He needed some paper and a pen.
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He found a student trying to add numbers with a look on his face. He recognized the
young man. He put on his best grin and climbed into the chair next to the student. The
boy’s fire bird called out from its perch above. It remembered the wooden dog all too
well.
So did the boy when he looked up and saw who was sitting beside him.
“Go away,” said Bernard. “I got in trouble because of you and your master. I don’t
need any more before the tournament.”
Woody snuffled around on the table top. He indicated the paper with his nose. He put
a paw on a blank sheet. He needed to give Doreen a note for the tournament ahead.
If she lost Tapper, she needed a way to get him back.
And he knew enough about how the spirit summoning worked to coach her when
things were settled.
“I will give you a blank piece of paper and a charcoal,” said Bernard. “Will that be
okay for you to go away?”
Woody barked softly in assent.
“All right,” said Bernard. “Is there anything else?”
Woody nodded. He picked up the charcoal in his mouth and began writing as
carefully as he could. He stopped when he was sure he had everything written
down that he wanted to say. He inspected the letter.
“What did you write?,” said Bernard. “Your handwriting is atrocious.”
Woody snuffled in response.
“Let me show you how it’s done so I can get you out of here and get back to my own
work,” said the boy. He pulled out a fresh piece of paper. He eyeballed the shaky
writing. He copied the letter over in a few minutes. He showed the dog the new
writing.
Woody nodded his head. He gave Bernard a grin.
“Is there anything else?,” said Bernard. “I have my own things to do.”
Woody took the letter in his mouth as gently as he could. He dropped to the floor and
headed for the library door. He got outside thanks to a student going out ahead of
him.
Now he had to find Doreen and hand her the letter. Then he could get her to practice
with Tapper to recall him.
He found the cat girl practicing with her totem. The cat pulled up straight to watch
the dog approach. He was a big piece of rock, but slim and looking delicate compared
to the familiar’s wooden frame.
“Hello, Woody,” said the cat girl. “What do you have in your mouth?”
Woody showed her the part of the letter addressed to Doreen. She frowned.
“You can write a note, but you can’t talk?,” said the Cat Girl. “I think you should
have words with your master.”
Woody chuffed around the note. Errant understood him, and he didn’t usually have
to talk. Being here on his own was the first time he missed the skill.
“Doreen isn’t around,” said the Cat Girl. “I haven’t seen her since lunch. She likes
to go out to your lake and mope there.”
Woody gave her a small bark before heading off. There was only place that could
be considered his lake, and there was one spot on it that he liked to use. Doreen
might be in that same spot.
He would give her the note, then work on his vocal cords. He could do that part, but
it would be rough. And it would surprise Errant when he returned.
It had occurred to Woody that Errant was not coming back. The Queen’s Knight
might have said he was coming back as a ruse to let them split up without any
argument. He was almost always silent about why he did things, and moved across
the world with the whims of fortune.
It would not be unusual for him to say something, or express a plan, and then do the
opposite.
He would not be pleased by what Woody planned to do in the tournament. He would
not be pleased at all.
Woody could already hear calls of cheater in his mind.
He left the grounds of the school and made his way to his lake where it sat amidst the
tall trees around it. He sniffed the air, following the scent of his nominal keeper as he
sauntered silently along.
He found Doreen and Tapper by the lake side. The squirrel practiced in the water,
changing his size as he worked with it.
He settled beside Doreen and waited for her to notice him. Tapper paused in his
workout, but kept moving from command to command without rushing him. She
finally looked over and jumped back from his sudden appearance even though he
had been laying beside her for minutes.
“What do you want?,” Doreen asked. She glared down at him.
He dropped the letter at her feet, and then stood. He turned and silently walked into
the trees. He had a trick where he could blend into forest growth thanks to his
construction. He let himself vanish as he looked for a spot to practice talking.
He wanted to communicate clearly with others besides having to write them a note.
Learning to talk would be a great way to do that. His handwriting was abhorrent at
the best of times.
He settled under a stand of trees and began trying to say a simple sentence. He
worked on his voice box as he tried to make the sounds he was emitting become
words.
He worked on it through the night. He wanted to be ready when he had to answer
questions after the tournament.
He decided he wouldn’t answer any question. Errant rarely did. Why should he be
any different in that respect.
Woody settled in to wait the night out. In the morning, he would see what the
Academy was going to do. Then he would execute his plan.
He doubted the Headmaster would approve of what he was going to do.
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