You always forget hell can get cold, but it felt nice. You decided to sit down on a bench in front of the empty plot of land where your mansion used to be. It's been months since the wipe, and you can't help but feel relieved. The peace was short lived though, a certain news reporter decided to but in.

Katie Killjoy: Really moping over your house?

Y/n: Not one bit, just glad everything that's been happening is over. Kinda your fault by the way.

Katie Killjoy: Oh please, it was you who decided to save me...thank you by the way.

Y/n: Showing Gratitude? (Making a finger gun) Who are you and what did you do to Katie?

Katie Killjoy: Shut up for a second, I never really showed any sort of gratitude for you saving me, or rather just being my friend.

Y/n: (pulling out a bottle of booze from your jacket) Wanna split?

Katie Killjoy: Fuck it, I'll bite.

Katie sits down next to you. Taking the bottle of liquor you took a swig before handing it off to Katie. She takes a couple of big swigs before hissing.

Y/n: So what brought you here?

Katie Killjoy: Honestly? I just wanted to go for a walk down memory lane. I miss the house but being genuine I'd prefer "you" in your apartment. Felt more authentic.

Y/n: And I'm assuming your place is just fine?

Katie Killjoy: Yup, can't complain much.

The both of you just sat at that bench sipping away. Finally Katie pipes up.

Katie Killjoy: I think finally have my answer...

Y/n: About what?

Katie Killjoy: You! Ever since that day at the beach I wondered what it's like to be...with you. It ate away at me and I just kept thinking, I wanted my pride to be first but I also really wanted to test the waters. I don't know what was wrong with me at the time but I think I finally got my answer. I wanna give us a shot.

Y/n: Sure then, hell we can go on a date right now if you'd like.

Katie Killjoy: Sure then, I already look damn good.

Y/n: Eh could be better.

Katie just looks at you before she slugs you in the arm.

Katie Killjoy: Bitch.

Y/n: Dumbass.

Katie Killjoy: Whore.

Y/n: No life nerd who's never gotten dick before in her entire life.

Katie Killjoy: Hey, I've fooled around with people before...none of stayed for the long term.

Y/n: (taking Katie's hand) I'll be the first, you got anywhere in mind that you want to go to?

Katie Killjoy: You're place honestly, can't let media catch wind of what I'm doing.

Y/n: I can make us something to it. Pretty sure I got some ingredients to make steak carbonara.

Katie Killjoy: You think you can make garlic bread to?

Y/n: Sure, maybe a salad to. I make a killer Caesar salad.

Katie Killjoy: Really? No offense but I can't see you as a salad person.

Y/n: I mean I occasionally eat some, it's mostly Moxxie who likes my salads. Loona bullies him about his weight but I see nothing wrong with it. He's just health conscious I guess...well not when he orders coffee.

Katie Killjoy: He orders those sugar monstrosities?

Y/n: Nah, it sounds like junk but it's actually just his way off enjoying. I tried it and it's honestly decent. Just milk, vanilla, and more cappu than chino.

Katie Killjoy: How the hell do you even manage to stomach that shit? Cup of black coffee, 2 spoons of sugar nothing more, nothing less.

Y/n; Honestly I've never been one for coffee, I like teas and smoothies.

Katie Killjoy: Tea gives me a fucking headache, never taste good either.

Y/n: Maybe you haven't had someone make it for you, if you'd like, I can make you a cup.

Katie Killjoy: Maybe, but I'd rather have more hard liquor and coffee.

Y/n: Suit yourself...So, Ms.Killjoy would you like to meet at my place for our date. You get ready, I'll prepare food?

Katie Killjoy: I would like that. I'll be at your place At (checking her phone) 6.

Y/n: (Taking out your blade arm) Till then sexy!

You sliced open a portal to killjoys apartment and pushed her through. The look on her face after calling her a pet name was utter shock. After the portal closed she started where it used to be.

Katie Killjoy: He thinks I'm...Sexy?

Katie looks at herself in the mirror. Most of her time In hell she's never had to someone show genuine interest in her. Usually it's the typical one night stand to satisfy her needs, but never had anyone decide to stay. Staring at her features, she starts thinking what makes you attracted to her, but she can do was smile.

Back at your apartment, you started prepping the food. While making the pasta you thought about Killjoy. Her face filling up every single space in your head. You didn't know why she was there but it wasn't bad. She was very attractive, had a sense of independence, didn't take shit from no one, and her voice just made you feel all sorts of wrong. After leaving the steak to cook you sat down on your couch, looking into some human imports you got. Some books, music, games, and movies. Taking one of the books you started reading it. A man who doesn't remember who he is, a power name with a sexual innuendo, and a crazy story got you really interested.

After some time dinner was ready, all you had to do was wait for Katie to show up.