Did it hurt?

When you fell out of someone's ass into the toilet, you piece of shit.

Stiles and Malia were rather unfortunate to wake up to loud noises coming from downstairs, the she-coyote growling threatening, making the boy gulp softly as he saw her furious supernatural eyes.

Someone was clearly not a morning person.

Malia grumbled, leaving the room pissed to possibly murder whoever was responsible for interrupting her beauty sleep.

It was just then Stiles noticed that Kisa was, in fact, missing from the bed, making him run after Malia as he quickly gathered his clothes and tried to put his shirt over his head without rolling down the stairs.

But the sight made him stop, looking at his kitchen with his mouth gape open as Malia laughed loudly at what was happening while he had one hand through the hole of what should be his head.

There, in all their glory, stood Kisa, Kai and his dad, all dressed with a golden material, full of glitter, and their bellies on display - it was ridiculous.

Kai sang - correction - Kai screamed, taking the flower arrangement of their table and throwing it in the air, before he dramatically sat on the table and laid down like the muse he was.

Noah's eyes couldn't even open from how much he was laughing, the duo had kidnapped him from his rest time as soon as he got back from work and Kai seemed to have some ideas as soon as he started to pull out a golden dress that couldn't even reach his knee.

The Sheriff sang, questioning the chaotic duo, who had played the song at least 15 times so he would be able to sing with them.

Kisa made him finger guns, winking, before she twirled in her place and hummed along the song, she was cooking something as well, but by the smell and the piles of burnt food in the garbage, Stiles gathered that it wasn't her first try.

The vampire continued along the lyric, making both Kai and Malia snort, sharing a look as they muttered

Noticing that Stiles had also woken up, Kisa and Kai ran up to him with wicked smirks, almost identical, making him gulp.

The youngest Stilinski mumbled to himself, shaking his head with a small smile as he walked up to the kitchen, giving his dad an up and down look, before he snickered

Noah replied with a knowing gaze, his eyes drifting to the multiple marks that now painted his son's body, making Stiles quickly look down, fumbling with his shirt as he threw it rapidly over his head.

Kai snickered, smirking at the flushed boy before he glanced at the girlfriends, shaking his head, he offered his hand to Noah, making the old man accept it with an exaggerated sigh, although there was a smile playing on his lips, as Kai started to dance with him, as Kisa did the same with Malia

Stiles said, crouching down next to the oven, opening it a little bit, making a whole lot of smoke leave which got him coughing and quickly closing it back again.

The vampire sped to his side, a desperate look on her face as she took the burnt croissants from the oven, not even bothering to have a towel, but there was nothing to save, they were already pitch black.

Kisa whined, clenching her jaw and glaring at both Kai and Noah, who were coughing in order to hide their laughter at her once again failure.

Malia said, smiling at her pouting girlfriend as she kissed her cheek.

Kai told them, going to the place where he had placed the croissants, making the others sigh in relief, which got him a winning smirk as he raised a knowing eyebrow at Kisa

Kisa ordered both Malia and Stiles, who quickly did as she said and started to place everything on the table.

Stiles commented, seating on the table as he waited for the food with a grin, making his father give him a warning look, while Kai snorted in his palm.

Kisa skipped to their side with a grin on her face, placing the dishes on the table, before she took a seat on the other end, opposite to Noah.

Stiles was the first one to dig in, taking some of the fish before he cut a piece. Then he snorted loudly

And Noah looked at the ceiling, trying to think where he had gone wrong with his son, while Kisa murdered him with her eyes.

Kisa questioned with an overly sweet smile, making the boy grin as he thought she would say the all familiar pick-up line

The boy gave her an offended look as the others laughed at his face, his father had even spit out the juice he was drinking, making Stiles look at him in disbelief.

Stiles told them, pointing his fingers at the group with a scowl.

Malia suddenly questioned, making Kai gasp loudly, placing his hand on his forehead, dramatically obviously.

The siphoner explained, his eyes darkening as he leaned over the table and grinned

Noah scolded, shaking his head at the boy, whose grin only widened, making Kisa smirk.

the vampire told him, making the sheriff pale. Sometimes he forgot he had somehow adopted murderers.