《pls why is he so innocent》YOUR OUT OF TOUCH
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Ike: why tf we gotta wear seatbelts in airplanes??
We gonna run into a fucking cloud or something?
Ayanokouji : this mf stupid as hell wtf
Ryuen: NO FUCKIBG WAY LMAO
Ayanokouji: there's no fucking way he made it in here with just smarts, no fucking way
Ryuen: no shit that dumbass is gonna lower the average for the school
Ayanokouji: 💀
omg those bitches from my class r texting me
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Whatsherface: why are you not showing up to the study sessions
Ayanokouji: cause i don't study
duh 🤧
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my only friend 🫢: y r'nt u shwing up to study?????
Aynoooo: have you ever tried to eat a clock?
my only friend 🫢: no?
Aynoooo: ok.
my only friend 🫢: huh?
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Ayanokouji: i stg the weirdest shit happened today
Ryuen: what
Ayanokouji: whyd u respond so fast
are you bitchless
Ryuen: 😐
Ayanokouji: i see i've caught you at a bad time
anyways
i SWEAR Horikita laughed at what i said today
like deadass
Ryuen: didn't know you were a fuckiNG LIAR
Ayanokouji: nooooononono listen nnnnn
Ryuen: 🤨
Ayanokouji: teacher bitch right?
she was handing out more work and i was all like
why does she have more work for us cant she go get some hoes or something 😕
like talking to myself
Ryuen: bro 💀 acting like you gonna do any of the work correctly
Ayanokouji: that's not the point 🤷
the point issss i hear a huff of laughter
Ryuen: HUFF doesn't count
sounding delulu 💀
Ayanokouji: didn't think i would have such an avid haterrrr rn just say ur jealous of my success 🤷
Ryuen: what success?
successfully being bitchless?
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Ike: omfg "math is so easy" "ur an idiot that's not the answer" blah blah blah
Yamauchi: like omfg pls bruh this is not easy for US
Ike: right like if it's so easy then do it for us 🤨
Yamauchi: ong bro frfr 💯
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um so like yk
shits been crazy
i lied i just haven't updated for shit
but like i'll upload some other time this year 🤭
byeee
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