《Fuck Off | Slashers》Chapter Twenty-Two -:- Real?
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"Have you guys ever wondered what would happen if we actually chanted 'candy man' in the mirror?" I ask, Jenifer shrugs with a raised eyebrow.
"You'll never know unless you try." She brushes it off, my head tilts as I actually started considering it.
"NO." Norman yells in protest to my thinking, "no way." He growls, standing up and storming at me.
"I'm sure it's just a myth." I mumble, "but I have a way to know completely." Making them look at me curiously. " My voice yells loud enough to break the dimension.
"What Woman?" He growls appearing, I look at him offended. "I was catching a few victims." He tried to justify after noticing my looks.
"You can make it up to me." I flirt, walking towards him. I see his eyebrow perk up, as he smirks. I lean up seeming like I was going to kiss him, but when he shuts his eyes and our lips almost meet. I slap the crap outta him. He groans holding his face.
"You've got to be kidding me." He groans, glaring at her. "But by the way princess, keep that same energy in bed tonight." He smirks, clearly about to leave but she grabs his arm. "Okay your seriously starting to play with my emotions, you emotional bipolar bitch." He growls.
"Hey, that's so rude." She mumbles, "but seriously I have a question." He gives a nod wondering what her question was. "Is the candyman real?" She asks, if he had water in his mouth he would've spat it out in shock.
"Why do you wanna know?" He asks quickly, he checked her for any wounds that could've showed a struggle. "Did you summon him? Do you know how stupid that is?" Freddy stumbles over himself.
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"No," she interrupted, "I didn't summon him, I was just curious." She whispers as he was so close to her.
"Of course he's bloody real woman." He points out as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. "Not to brag but we're old friends." He gloats, he was clearly trying to brag.
"You just bragged." She points out, he chuckles.
"It doesn't count. I said 'not to brag' baby." He purrs leaning closer, their lips almost touching.
"Did someone say my name three times." A voice interrupted, they turn towards the noise. It was the- the- the- candyman.
"What the hell?" She questions, "I thought someone had to say your name three times in front of a mirror." She mumbles, he lets out a small chuckle.
"You mean a mirror like that?" He questions sarcastically motioning to the mirror on her furthest wall. "Nice to know you still keep em' on their toes." He comments shaking Freddy's hand.
"That's a first." I comment under my breath.
"What was that sweetie?" The candyman questions, she coughs slightly shocked that anyone had heard her.
"It just shocked me that Freddy didn't lie about knowing you." She explains, the candyman just winces in agreement.
"Hey." Freddy's offended voice growls.
"Ouuu." I hear the candyman mutter, "I've gotta go, I'm being summoned." He smirks sadistically.
"You can come back anytime you'd like. Hell you can have a room if you'd like." I speak out loud enough for him to hear.
"Will do little one." He mumbles before disappearing in thin air.
"He seemed nice." She gushes, she had only heard about him in papers, or myths. She never thought she'd ever actually meet him.
"Sure babydoll, he's 'nice'" Freddy mocks, pretending to be in her amazed state.
"Shut up." She mumbles sheepishly under her breath.
"Sorry I didn't catch that." He teases holding a hand to his ear, Norman and Jenifer watches this interaction still shocked and feeling slightly salty that it was Freddy and not one of them. I shoved Freddy, making me and him fall into a fit of laughter.
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