《PRINCESS ➳ harry potter , draco malfoy (OLD VERSION)》THE CURSE OF THE CROWN
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The character profiles, playlist and first chapter for The Curse of the Crown have been published!
I know it's two days earlier than I said it would be but I'm really excited to publish this book. I've been working on it for a few months now.
I hope you all enjoy it!
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