《Helluva Boss: Hellish Love (Loona X Original Character)》Chapter 18: The Party Part 3
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Once time had gone back to normal I turned to face Zraard who had a shit eating grin at me, I was going to wipe that grin right of his fucking face. I walked up to him and I snatched his guitar off of him which made everyone gasp and Loona's eyes twitched and she had her paws to her face in embarrassment. Zraard then yelled at me "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE DOING WITH MY GUITAR FUCK FACE?!" I yelled back at him "OH SHUT THE FUCK UP PRINCESS SIT BACK AND WATCH HOW A REAL MAN PLAYS A GUITAR!" I then put the guitar on and then walk up the the band behind up and I said "Alright blokes this one I don't know if you have hear but it's not hard to follow, just follow the beat and you should be alright" I heard on of them scoff and say "Pft alright bitch boy" I nearly turned around to hit him but I kept my cool and I walked to the microphone and pulled up the amp by my left foot and I picked up a pair of aviators that I found on the floor of the stage and put them on and I looked out towards Loona with a smile and she was looking out at me with another nervous look so I tilted the aviators down slightly and mouthed out to her "Watch this" I then looked back at the band behind me and nodded my head at the drummer who rolled his eyes at me and started a steady beat, I got my pick at the ready and then I began to play and sing.
(Play song and read along with lyrics)
[Verse 1]
Have you got colour in your cheeks?
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Do you ever get that fear that you can't shift the type
That sticks around like summat in your teeth?
Are there some aces up your sleeve?
Have you no idea that you're in deep?
I've dreamt about you nearly every night this week
How many secrets can you keep?
'Cause there's this tune I found
That makes me think of you somehow an' I play it on repeat
Until I fall asleep, spillin' drinks on my settee
[Pre-Chorus]
(Do I wanna know?) If this feelin' flows both ways?
(Sad to see you go) Was sorta hopin' that you'd stay
(Baby, we both know) That the nights were mainly made
For sayin' things that you can't say tomorrow day
[Chorus]
Crawlin' back to you
Ever thought of callin' when
You've had a few?
'Cause I always do
Maybe I'm too
Busy bein' yours
To fall for somebody new
Now, I've thought it through
Crawlin' back to you
[Verse 2]
So have you got the guts?
Been wonderin' if your heart's still open
And if so, I wanna know what time it shuts
Simmer down an' pucker up, I'm sorry to interrupt
It's just I'm constantly on the cusp of tryin' to kiss you
I don't know if you feel the same as I do
But we could be together if you wanted to
[Pre-Chorus]
(Do I wanna know?) If this feelin' flows both ways?
(Sad to see you go) Was sorta hopin' that you'd stay
(Baby, we both know) That the nights were mainly made
For sayin' things that you can't say tomorrow day
[Chorus]
Crawlin' back to you (Crawlin' back to you)
Ever thought of callin' when
You've had a few? (Had a few)
'Cause I always do ('Cause I always do)
Maybe I'm too (Maybe I'm too busy)
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Busy bein' yours (Bein' yours)
To fall for somebody new
Now, I've thought it through
Crawlin' back to you
[Outro]
(Do I wanna know?) If this feelin' flows both ways?
(Sad to see you go) Was sorta hopin' that you'd stay
(Baby, we both know) That the nights were mainly made
For sayin' things that you can't say tomorrow day
Once I finished the song the crowd went absolutely fucking nuts, Blokes were shouting and girls were screaming, some of them threw their bras at me which made me feel awkward and Loona pissed of towards the girls who threw them at me. I turned to face Zraard and I turned to him with my very own shit eating grin and I shouted at him "WHO'S THE FUCKING LOSER NOW TWAT!" as I flipped him off, He growled at me and as he was marching over to me I shouted out to the crowd "WHO'S THE BETTER GUITAREST ME OR THIS CUNT?" Everyone began to cheer for me and then Loona climbed up on stage and ran over to me arms reaching out to me and laughing "She then tackles me to the floor and said whilst wagging her tail "Holy shit Carter that was amazing I why didn't you tell me you could sing and play guitar?!"
I laughed nervously and said to Loona "Well I was never asked and I wasn't going to tell the guy I could play now was I, I showed that fucker up didn't I?" Loona then had a lustful look in her eye and started panting and said "Oh yeah yeah you did my Rockstar" and she then started to make out with me on the floor and everyone cheered again. Unknowingly to Loona and I but Zraard had picked up his guitar and began to march over to us with it over his head ready to use it as a hammer and as Soon as I saw it I threw Loona off of me yelling "Loona look out" and I managed to block the hit by slopping it away but he still had his paws on it and he went to wing again but then I hear a loud thud sound like a knuckle hitting sound and when I look at Zraard he is staring blankly until he falls muzzle first to the floor and standing behind him, my savior, Tex!
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