《The So This Is Basically Series: CandyLovely148 Edition》So This Is Basically Lalaloopsy
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CandyLovely148: Lalaloopsy is a show about dolls whose personality comes only from being the cliche nice people you'd expect from kindergarten television.
CandyLovely148: Meet Jewel Sparkles, aka an honestly kinda selfish person. Remember the time she yelled at Mittens, Bea, and Sugar just because they used the wrong left when they were carrying that cake? Yeah, that was actually in a reboot of the Lalaloopsy series!
CandyLovely148: Speaking of the series, WHY THE HECK IS THE CHORUS OF THE THEME SONG MAKING THE THEME SONG I mean, it makes the theme song sound like 7 voices at once over people actually singing.
CandyLovely148: Wanna go ahead and skip to all the other characters in Lalaloopsyland? No problemo, there's a MILLION of them anyways, and all of them are nice goody-two-shoes, and that's it. Also, it seems like they're just FIGHTING for screentime. Also also, they're all based on different media.
For example: Little Red Riding Doll, Snow White Doll, Peter Pan But He's Got No Powers, Random Snobby Princess (*AHEM* Jewel Sparkles *COUGH COUGH*), How The Actual Heck Did You "Accidentally" Throw Ice Cream Onto Your Head?, Basically Pinkie Pie (*COUGH COUGH COUGH* Peanut Big Top *AHEM*), Cliche Lumberjack, Female Frankenstein, Mime Girl, Whiteboard Doll, Chalkboard Doll, Cliche Hula Girl, Cliche Nerdy Girl, Cliche Superhero Girl, Cliche Firefighter Girl, Cliche Nurse Girl, and WAY more than you can imagine! I mean, this show has so many characters, it's basically Mixels but for GIRLS!
CandyLovely148: Oh yeah, I forgot! I planned this part by the way. *ahem* Meet Mittens Fluff N' Stuff, whose entire personality comes from reminding Jewel about lefts and rights from that reboot episode and also her obsession with knitting and knitting and knitting! I mean, seriously.
Get a hobby, Mittens!
CandyLovely148: And let's not forget the time we read BOOKS! That's right, Lalaloopsy has a book series now, GET USED TO IT!
CandyLovely148: Lalaloopsy is quite the entertaining show that shows how even something as simple as handmade dolls can be a full-blown cartoon made for young children. Stay tuned for a second pointless Lalaloopsy movie: LALALOOPSY IN COLLEGE! (Sew much HOMEWORK!)
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