《baby hotline | yandere dsmp》4 -MRS & MR SANDWICH-
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MRS & MR SANDWICH
Sapnap, God of Fire and Destruction spoke
Dream said, confused
He said
He said, resuming to eat his sandwich.
Sapnap said
He explained
Sapnap said tauntingly
And with that Dream, God of Gods chased Sapnap, God of fire and destruction with his half eaten sandwich through the realms in a fit of fury.
What Gods they were.
So dignified and mature
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Kristen said
Kristen asked, holding out her hand
Y/n stood up from her throne and stepped down the marble staircase.
Holding her hand Y/n imagined a white room with all the Gods.
Suddenly they appeared
It was a grandiose room.
It's architecture resembled of Greek with its large marble pillars and intricate details
In the center was eight thrones
One was hers, it was the same exact from her realm, but it had a weeping angel statue behind it
The other thrones must of been the others.
Kristen pointed to the one made out of solid netherite. It's cushions a dark purple and statue of dark purple wings that matched Kristen's was at the back.
She said
Now pointing to a throne made of out marble with with green cushions the back had a statue of a sword in stone
She said
Pointing her finger to the throne next to it was a throne made out of dark oak wood, it's cushions out of moss and behind it was a statue of a flower
The one next to it was out of bones, the cushions a grey and behind it was a statue of a skeleton
The one after it was made out of stone that had red engraved into it. The cushions colored scarlet and the staute behind it was a crown
The one next was one made out of ash that seemed to eternally burn, the cushions, unscathed was black and the statue behind it was a lit torch.
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The last one was one out of glided blackstone. It's cushions looked golden and the statue behind it was stacks of books.
A angry voice shouted
Sapnap and Dream appeared for a second and disappeared
She said.
She said and then appeared
She asked
Sapnap looked at the new Goddess next to Kristen
He hasn't seen her before
So his reaction was expected
He shouted, looking at the Goddess
Y/n said, confused
He flirted, wrapping one arm around Y/n neck,
Kristen said.
He cut her off, pouting.
He said
Suddenly Y/n had the urge to cringe
Kristen spoke
He screamed as he got chased by Dream, instead of a sandwich he held a sword
Kristen said, angry
And they did
She scolded
Kristen said and they looked at eachother
The two Gods said in unison
Kristen asked calmly
Sapnap said, leaving Y/n and Kristen confused
She said
He said
She said before leaving with Y/n
The two stood in silence
Sapnap said
He nodded and the both went to Y/n's realm.
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She said, confused
She realized after that they could just make sandwiches on their own.
Sapnap said with a flirtatious smirk.
She said, and a sandwich appeared in his hands which he ate.
Sapnap exclaimed
Sapnap said
Dream opened up his sandwich and listed it out
Dream asked
And suddenly his mind went of other places
Dream asked, horrified
She said
The two confused Gods said in unison
She said, confused
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