《Conjoined Little Dreamers》Vaka-Waka 1: Waffles
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Vaka-Waka is sitting at a table with a stack of 12 waffles in front of him while Berp looks at him with a bored expression.
"That's a lot of waffles, Vaka-Waka." Berp told Vaka-Waka.
"Hey, did you eat all the waffles?" Asked Snax.
"Yes, I did." Said Vaka.
Berp and Snax walked to the table Vaka-Waka was at.
"You could've asked us if we wanted any." Snax told Vaka-Waka.
"Are you coo-coo crazy? I wouldn't have gotten any of ze waffles on ze plate by then!" Complained Vaka.
Berp turned towards Snax.
"Hey Snax, you want some waffles?" Asked Berp.
"You can't HAVE any waffles, and I have zem all is why!" Shouted Vaka.
Berp turned back towards Vaka-Waka.
"I know, Vaka, it's just an example." Berp told Vaka-Waka.
Snax turned towards Berp.
"Sure Berp, I'd like two waffles." Said Snax.
"Woah, woah, woah, TWO!?" Questioned Vaka.
"Vaka, if I got two waffles from you and if Snax got two waffles from you, you'd just have eight waffles left." Berp told Vaka.
Suddenly, Vaka-Waka began to spit out a giant pancake, and then he spit some syrup onto it like a fountain.
"Fine, take it!" Shouted Vaka in annoyance.
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