《Cubits Can't Save You Now (In Progress)》Chapter 10: Mixel Moon Madness
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"Hold on, what in the.. just.. what are you doing here?" Stuttered Flain.
"Trust me, I've only been in here for 2 minutes straight." Spat Major Nixel.
"Now what do you want?"
"..Nothing right now, I guess." Said Flain.
"Wait, you know this guy?" Jewel asked Flain.
"Yeah, Major Nixel's the bad guy back in our world." Admitted Flurr.
"He nixed two of our Mixel Festivals, tried to steal our cubits, all of that."
Jewel Sparkles tilted her head in confusion due to having only minor conflict in her world.
"Excuse me? Are you saying he did all that?" Questioned Jewel, pointing to Major Nixel.
"Well, it's not like you did anything, your servants must've done it all!" Major Nixel told Jewel.
"Oh, or maybe since you look like some sugary princess, you ORDERED your citizens to do it all."
"I don't have servants!" Shouted Jewel.
"And for your information, I'm not a real princess, I just happened to look like one!"
Major Nixel groaned and then he turned his back to Jewel, and Jewel turned her back to Major Nixel. Clearly they had problems with each other. Meanwhile, Flamzer and Burnard had fallen onto a Family Feud stage.
"Name something a burglar would not wanna see when he breaks into a house." Said Steve Harvey.
The two men immediately pressed the red button on their podiums, which made a telephone ringing noise. Steve turned to the man to his left.
"NEKKID GRAMMAW!" Shouted Rod.
"Nekkid- HUH?" Blurted Steve.
Both the audience and Burnard started to laugh and cheer at the answer Rod gave out.
"THAT'S DISGUSTING!" Shouted Flamzer.
Steve Harvey looked at Flamzer and Burnard in confusion.
"Okay, who invited these red aliens on stage?" Asked Steve Harvey.
"Who are these little aliens and why are they here? And I'm pretty sure one of them's a red scorpion."
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Burnard suddenly burst out laughing at Flamzer being called a scorpion.
"...I'll just go." Said Flamzer, sweating in nervousness.
Flamzer grabbed Burnard and slowly walked back into the portal he and Burnard made when they fell onto the stage. After they went back into the dark blue hallway of portals, Flamzer held his head in embarrassment. Suddenly, someone with a surfer accent said "He's been staring at that screen for a while." was heard in the distance.
"I get that he's worried about that goop, but it's been 24 minutes."
The two Infernites looked to their left, only to find a portal that showed three Orbitons. One in the background, and two close up.
"Yeah, I hear ya." Chimed in an elderly voice.
The two Infernites saw the two close up Orbitons floating to the one in the background but then, Flamzer gasped as he knew what the first close up Orbiton meant.
"Oh no, THEY'VE GOT THE DARKNESS ON THEIR HANDS!" Realized Flamzer.
Flamzer ran into the portal, except he forgot his tribemate. However, Burnard didn't jump into the portal along with Flamzer, he just stayed still and watched. Flamzer ran towards the Orbiton in the background and looked at the screen on the DS-like remote's screen. On the screen, it was a massively glitching image of Mixel Moon.
"Hey, what're you doing?" Asked the Orbiton with the screen.
"AGH, SORRY!" Shouted Flamzer.
"My name is Flamzer, and I only came here for an emergency along with Burnard to.. Burnard?"
Flamzer looked behind himself, only to find that he didn't bring Burnard. However, Burnard peeked his head out of the portal.
"Hey Rokit." Greeted Burnard.
"...Is that mixel 'Burnard'?" Asked Rokit.
"Yeah, he's my brother, actually." Said Flamzer.
Suddenly, a crash was heard along with the entire Mixel Moon shaking. As soon as Flamzer tumbled onto the wall next to Burnard, Burnard grabbed Flamzer and held onto him tightly while the Orbitons looked out the window, only to find a corrupted version of their drone had crash-landed onto Mixel Moon, next to the door of the dome of Orbitopia. The astronaut helmet-like Orbiton squinted his eye at the drone.
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"Hold on, how did the drone get here?" The astronaut helmet-like Orbiton asked himself.
"How should I know?" Asked the dome-headed Orbiton.
Cut to outside of the dome of Orbitopia, where we see a few corrupted versions of cartoon characters emerge from The Darkness, and then we cut to a close-up on the DS-like remote where we see the exact same scene, only on the remote's screen. Cut to a close-up of the dome-headed Orbiton.
"Oh no, NOT THE DOME!" Shouted the dome-headed Orbiton.
The dome-headed Orbiton instantly flew towards the door of the dome of Orbitopia. The astronaut helmet-like Orbiton flipped his head, causing his elderly, cycloptic face to turn into a bicloptic, childish face.
"Rokit, wait up!" Shouted the astronaut helmet-like Orbiton in a childish voice.
"I wanna save Orbitopia, too!"
Cut to the door of the dome of Orbitopia where we see Corrupted Jewel open the door from behind, but then Rokit flies to the door and pressed a red button on a keypad next to the door, causing the door to close. Jewel opens the door again, and then Rokit yelps and shoots Corrupted Jewel in the face with his laser guns. However, it didn't kill her, it caused a hole to appear, replacing Jewel's face (which poured out The Darkness) to appear.
"..Uh.. CODE BLACK N' WHI-.." Rokit realized that 'Code Black N' White' was for nixels, not for corrupted cartoons.
"I NEED BACK UP OVER HERE!" Shouted Rokit.
"On it, bro!" Said the airplane-like Orbiton.
The airplane-like Orbiton grabbed the astronaut helmet-like Orbiton's right arm and flew towards Rokit. Meanwhile, Rokit tried to keep shooting Jewel and the Darkness (which was behind Jewel Sparkles), but it just didn't harm or kill them. When the two other Orbitons were behind Rokit, the astronaut helmet-like Orbiton flipped his head back to the cycloptic, elderly face.
"Rokit, grab on!" Shouted the astronaut helmet-like Orbiton in his elderly voice, pulling out an Orbiton Cubit from behind his back.
Rokit looked behind himself, and then the three Orbitons floated up and grabbed the cubit while shouting "MIIIX!". From the left and the right of the scene, planets on strings smashed the three Orbitons, causing them to turn into the word "MAX" while yelling "MAAX!".
"OH YEAH!" Shouted the Orbiton Max.
The Orbiton Max fired various lasers at the Darkness and Corrupted Jewel while the camera pans to the right, showing Orbitopia behind him. Cut to Flamzer and Burnard, with Flamzer struggling to break free of Burnard's grasp.
"Come... on.." Struggled Flamzer.
"Hahahaha, why're you trying to get out, scorpion?" Asked Burnard.
"Burnard, don't you get it? The Mixelverse is falling apart and we have to save it!" Shouted Flamzer.
"But Flamzer, it's no use! Your unive-e-è-ê-" The Darkness suddenly poured out of Burnard's mouth.
"Aš Í wä§ śîng, ý0ųr uņ!vərse is đóňe før, ţheře ï-i-iś nö hope." Continued Burnard, who is now corrupted.
"Wait, NO! IT CAN'T END LIKE THIS!" Yelled Flamzer.
"Ö-ő-oh, būt !ţ ānď wįlł!" Teased Corrupted Burnard.
Corrupted Burnard started to giggle, and then he laughed and laughed, which grew more and more maniacal by the second.
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