《My irl wedgie stories》Pb+J wedgie sandwich
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This wedgie was suggested by DeltaRune2018 at the "Spanking and Wedgie Fun" amino. His original dare was literally impossible and I had to talk him down. After some debating and careful considerations. We both decided that the dare should be a public messy pb+j ripping wedgie while I wear my sisters panties(I know, 3 pantie stories in a row) and when I'm done, put the panties between some bread and eat what I can. Man......this is gonna suck.
First thing is, I can't do the wedgie in a really populated area because a lot of people here know eachother. Specifically my family. So I decided to do it at the same park as my frosty wedgie. The only thing is I was gonna wait for people to be there. Another thing is I needed to plan an escape. I said I was doing it in public, not that I was gonna let people see me. So I decided that the best place is the bleachers. There's only one entrance, everyone can see me from there(even though im trying to avoid it) and the parking is right behind it.
Next was what I was gonna do for the messy, and by this I mean should I pour the ingredients before or after? And is the bread inside or separate? I think I'll add the before, I don't want to carry much stuff. And the bread will be separate. Another thing is, I'm not eating the panties. I'm gonna squeeze all the jelly and peanut butter I can out of it and throw them to the side. This is gonna be interesting.
I'm writing this before the actual date of the wedgie. This is so that I'm certain that my family isn't here to interfere with the wedgie/cleanup. So I might change some things if necessary. But just know this was the initial plan.
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It's been 2 weeks since I wrote my initial plan and I found a chance to do it. I decided to use a hotdog bun(I didn't have anything else). And I'm also going to do it at the park. It's around noon here and there's a couple of people there. I decided to write this after I did the dare instead of while I was doing it because I wanted to avoid any attention.
I got to the park and saw some people there. They were mostly elderly people so there was a chance they wouldn't see me(I know, exploiting bad eyesight. I'm horrible). The panties I'm wearing are smeared with the ingredients, as well as some banana(no pun intended) to make up for the late post. I walked around the park to not make myself look suspicious.
It's been 5 minutes and I found my chance to do the wedgie. There wasn't anyone looking and I was in a public space, meaning that anyone could see me. I gave myself a quick hard normal wedgie. Hoping to make it rip a bit, and it did. Then I thought I saw someone so I went to the side. Waiting to make sure not to be noticed.
I was standing behind some baseball seats(the seats you find at a baseball park, I forgot what it was called) and waited. It got to a point where I got tired of waiting and started yanking on my front to speed it up. I managed to rip the panties right off and I quickly take out the bun from my bag, and squeeze all the ingredients out of them. I wasn't going to eat the panties if that wasn't obvious, I just had to squeeze what I could out of them.
After that I threw the panties to the side and took a seat. My pants were dark so it didn't show any signs of being wet or stained, and I made sure that the bun had enough ingredients in it to be a real dare. I sat down on the seats I mentioned before, and
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