WHEN A FISH MEETS A WEASEL

Kisame was told that he had a partner now. All

Akatsuki members worked in pairs, so he was

obliged to agree. He was supposed to meet with

him by the entrance to the cave, and so he strode

there, wondering how powerful, and big that Uchiha

kid was.

And then he saw the silhouette and the figure in

the Akatsuki cloak. He got closer and almost

gaped, realizing that the kid was actually small. He

stopped by him and looked down. The short brunet

brat turned to face him and Kisame's blue blood

stopped. His heart for a moment was completely

frozen and he knew then and there he got to work

with a creep. That stare was freaking out, simply.

He waited till the brat spoke a word, but he was

silent and Kisame suppressed a shiver, and then

opened his mouth to somehow fill the creepy

silence.

"…So… you're… that kid… that killed his… family…?"

"…"

"Um…. I am… Hoshigaki Kisame….your… um….

Partner…? Um… shouldn't you… um… introduce

yourself or… something….?"

"…"

"….ok…. how should I… call you…? …um… Itachi-

kun…?"

"…glare…"

"….Um… maybe… Uchiha-kun…?"

"…Glare…"

„Uh... damn… maybe… Itachi-san…?"

"…"

"…Ok,"

"…"

"…So… we… have a mission… or what?"

"…"

"….oh…. fuck… eh… I… I have a…. Candy?"in his

hand appeared a small candy wrapped in a colorful

paper.

"…glare…"Itachi turned away and started to walk.

The candy magically disappeared from Kisame's

hand. Surprised, Kisame frowned down at his palm.

"…fucking genjutsu…,"