《Roommates with the dickhead》Chapter 21
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“He died th-the.....h-he’s fucking dead!Damon!”
“Yeah?”
“We need to get a dog, there's no other way come on grab your keys let's go....let's go!”
“Don’t you ever get tired? That's the third animal you've asked me to get,” he says laying his head on his hands
“And yet I'm still animalless yo-you you......you fucking dicknana,” I say also covering my face with my hands
What the hell am I saying?
“What’s a dickn—,”
“Firstly it's you and secondly you my friend have no right to question what I just said,” I quickly answer and cross my hands over my chest, my boob filled chest.
More like flat.......
“Firstly I'm not your friend and secondly they don't allow animals here,” he says looking up at me whose standing right infront of him
If I'm not his friend then what am I..........his wife? okay no how about girlfriend? He hasn't asked me so that's another no. I guess for now I'm single but taken, not taken taken just singlaken.
Okay I have a serious problem
“Oh okay so what I'm hearing is die animals die cause Damon apparently doesn't have a heart now,” I say walking towards the bathroom
After I'm done with my monkey business I head back towards Damon who is already walking towards me
“What? did you come to busk in my—,”
“Shooo,” he quickly cuts me off by hungrily placing his lips on mine
How dare he get me horny when he knows I can't have sex right now.
He shoves me against a near by wall while kissing me mercilessly holding my cheek with only a fraction of his fingers lost in my hair.
As he continues to kiss me one hand goes under the hoodie I'm wearing grabbing onto my boob. I moan into him as he squeezes it lightly.
He pulls away but not too much just enough for me to still feel his lips on mine but also for him to talk properly. Our breath mingles together as we try to catch our breaths.
He lets go of my boob taking his hand out before running his thumb across my bottom lip.
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He pecks my lips again before asking,“Pizza?” as if on cue the door opens and by the voices I already know it's the guys
“Oooooh live porn now that's a proper gift Connor,”
“Hey! I gave her a pretty brooch,” he defends
“And what happened after you it gave her,”
“She threw it at my face,” he mumbles but we all hear him
“Exactly,” Josh says sitting down with a box of pizza in hand,“Are y'all going to continue or?”
“Fuck off,” Damon replies grabbing a pizza box from Tyler who looks like he's angry at something
“Oh yeah party this Friday,”
“I’m not coming,”
“I’m not coming,” Damon and I say at the same time
“Date?” Adam asks as Drew hands each of the guys a bottle of a alcohol purposely ignoring me.
As me glaring at him finally becomes unbearable he explains,“Aren’t girls not supposed to drink whi—,”
“Finish that sentence and you'll be dickless for the rest of your life and who told you about me anyway?”
“You did right now,” He says smirking while handing a bottle
“Fuck you Drew and to answer your question Adam, no it's not a date I just don't want to go cause I hate people and parties contain tons of people but I'm not sure what Damon's reason of not going is,” I say facing him
“Plans,” he simply says
“But I already got us matching costumes and everything,” Josh mutters looking at me
“Its a costume party?”
“Of course not but inorder to stand out you gotta do something big you know?”
No I don't know, I take a big bite of pizza while looking at Josh with furrowed brows
“So let me get this straight your idea of standing out is to wear costumes and not just any costume, peanut butter and jelly ones,” Connor says looking at Josh as if his stupid
“Peanut butter and jelly is nice though,” I say it simultaneously with Josh with my mouth full
“I swear you eat like a guy,” Adam says scrunching up his brows
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“A beautiful guy,” I correct with food still in my mouth just to annoy him even more
“So no for the party?”
“I’ll think about okay?” I say as if I'm talking to a baby but Josh doesn't mind as he gives me cheeky grin in response.
“You’re never that nice to us,why does Josh get the special treatment?”
“Well lets see shall we......Drew acts like an asshole towards me even though deep down like real deep down he loves me,”
“No I don't,”
“See what I'm talking about and Adam bitched on my style I don't really have to expand on that, we all know how my room is like at the moment,”
“But you needed serious help did you see the shiiiiiz...,” Adam drags out trying to find a way to correct himself,“......crackers I love me some cheese crackers you know?”
“Sure and Connor well Connor's great but I still am kinda pissed about the whole looking through my personal shit thing even though all of you were apart of it anyway and Tyler I- I'm nice to you right?”
“Mostly,”
“Mostly? You know fuck it I hate you now," I joke in a serious voice.
“You forgot Damon,”
“Well I fuck Damon so as long as he keeps me happy in bed,” I say joking around
“So I'm guessing he's not doing well in that,” Josh says looking like his in deep thought about it.
I laugh at that before looking down sadly for some fucking reason. I feel sad but I don't know why I feel sad, I just do.
“I’ll beat your ass up,” Damon says glaring at Josh
I quickly shake these emotions off and grab another slice of pizza.
Josh's phone rings and after answering it and talking for some time he stands up along with Tyler,“I have to go Coach wants us,”
I scrunch my eyebrows together in confusion,“Coach?”
“Yeah we're in the football team,”
“Wait you didn't know they were in the football team?” Connor asks shocked and I just shake my head no
“How big was the rock you were living under?”
“Oh fuck off okay so what I didn't know there was even a football team no biggie,”
“You surprise me every single day,” Tyler says as he walks out with Josh
“Thank you,”
“It wasn't a compliment,” he says and as I throw my shoe at him the door closing behind him and blocks it.
“Lucky bastard,” I say under my breath
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“Oh shit,” I mumble,“Damon I found it!”
“What?”
“I just discovered the world's greatest mystery! What a small kitchen is called,” I say amazement dancing in my irises but all he does is just look at me furrowing his thick eyebrows in confusion
You know what they say about thick eyebrows.......I don't know you tell me
“You mean a kitchenette,” my amazement dies down quickly as he says that
“You already knew,” I whisper,“You little shit you're supposed to act surprised so I can feel better about myself instead of me feeling like a fucking idiot,” this time I speak louder
“You are the definition of a smart and dumb person,” he says kissing my cheek
“Awww thank y—heyyy!” I say causing him to chuckle
“Go to bed Vanessa,”
“Go to bed Vanessa,” I say in a voice that sounds nothing like him,“Goodnight kiss?”
He stares at me for a moment and slowly leans in and meets my lips with his own grabbing my waist to pull me closer. It started off so slow and passionate but soon it became more heated and I could feel something shift...
There was this want.........no this need to have him inside of me. Shit I should not be thinking about this right now.
I sadly pull away from him resting my forehead on his,“Goodnight,” I whisper
“Night,”
I get on my bed and feel him follow and when I'm half asleep in his arms I feel him move away.
“If only I could tell you,” I barely hear him whisper
The bedroom door opens and closes and I hear another one do the same, he left.
I wanted to wake up and go after him but my body betrayed me and I soon fell asleep.
Shit
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