《Roommates with the dickhead》Chapter 9
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Tyler's P.O.V
"Wait are they like going on a date?"
They better not be.
Adam scoffs,"With her dressed like that,"he smiles his teeth showing then it slowly fades and it seems like he came to some sort of realisation"Oh fuck no,"
He gets up and quickly bolts out the door, well it ain't the weirdest thing his done.
I mean he is dating Isabella. The fucking bitch.
She offered to screw all of us once on separate occasions and of course we said no but Adam didn't believe us thinking it was one of our many tactics of breaking them up, quite frankly he doesn't see any bad when it comes to her but he does see a lot of bad when it comes to Vanessa's clothes.
I find them quite hot but Adam not so much.
Minutes later he comes back with Vanessa over his shoulders, what the fuck is he up to.
Drew had already left along with Connor to go get the stuff leaving Josh and I to prepare shit which we haven't started.
It's understandable since Josh is the one helping me, we'll probably start five minutes before they arrive or something.
Vanessa's P.O.V
"I swear Adam if I didn't want to kill you before I do now,"
"I'm helping you so would you do me a favour, shut up and wear that,"he says tossing clothes onto my lap
"Why would I want to change what I'm wearing, I look hot"
"Who lied to you,"
"No one lied to me," I lied to myself
"Just change,"
"Why should I change into this," I mean it looks okay, as long as its comfortable I'll wear anything.
"Because you're going on a date,"
"A what?" No I'm not, wait is this a date? Oh shit
"You know where two people who like each other hang out in a non friend like way, where they see if they are compatible or not, usually in hopes of getting a romantic-sexual relationship," he explains as if I'm some dumb ass kid
"I know what a date is and it's not a date, we just wanted to get food, you guys could've come with but since I'm still mad at all of you that's an easy no,"
The way I'm acting is as if I'm not angry, well worse things have happened. I'm used to it.
"About that, look Van we suck at apologies we really do but of course we're sorry. Some shit happened and we had to find out if you were the one behind it but we couldn't do that without telling you the type of shit that went down so we had Connor look into it and granted it was wrong we will make it up to you, to gain back your trust,yeah?"
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What type of shit went down, actually I don't want to know I want to eat.
"Thanks for the explanation but if you look through my stuff again I will hunt all of you down, one by one and kill you," this is just empty threat I can't even step on an ant hill.
"Does that mean we're forgiven?"
"It means we're getting there, now get out and let me change,"
He leaves and I put a different black crop top and a skirt
I grab a bracelet and put it on before wearing simple white takkies.
Lemme just take hair ties in case I want to tie my hair when I get tired of feeling it on my back. I also wear these cool looking black glasses and then walk out of my room
I give them a slight wave when I reach the door, "Amazing legs V!," Josh calls out as I walk out the door,
"Thanks!" Vanessa 1 Mom 0
"But I'm the one who came up with th-," I zone out Adam's voice as I close the door and rush to Damon whose waiting by his car.
Speaking of which I have to start taking out Shawn more, he needs more action and I fully intend on giving him that. I'll ride him all day non stop unless he needs a break, they always do.
Now it's time for y'all bitches to get your minds out of the gutter, I'm talking about a car.
I had to name it and I thought that since guys name their cars using girl names I'll name mine using a guy's name.
I spot Damon by his G-wagon, looking down at something, most probably his phone I'll have to steal it one day.
To pull a prank I mean, I'm not a creep......okay I am but not that type of creep.
"Get in, it's a long drive," his voice cuts off my thoughts, how rude of him.
I sit in the passenger seat then he just turns to face me and slowly looks down.
His eyes trained on my outfit and only muttering "Seatbelt," before looking away
I put it on then he immediately starts driving.
Fifteen minutes in he finally speaks again,"You look beautiful," it came out as barely a whisper as if he didn't want me to hear him.
"Where exactly are we going to eat?" I ask changing the subject
"You'll see when we get there,"
Totally answered my question.
"You don't like talking much, kind of like Drew, why is that?"
"I enjoy my silence and he talks a lot to people he likes," he says shooting me a look
"Why doesn't he like me then?"
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"Who said he doesn't like you," he answers my question with his own
"Who said he does?" I counter
"Don't you get tired of asking questions?"
"Don't you get tired of not answering them," I say back and his lips twitch upwards but they don't form a full smile, it's as if his forcing himself not to.
We're quiet again until I break the silence, again
"Why did you guys go my stuff?"
"The last girl we became friends with was........a bitch, so we just had to make sure of something let's leave it there. Now its my turn to ask questions, where were you?"
"What?"
"When you left for two days where did you go? Because you didn't leave campus and from what I know you don't have other friends so where did you go"
"To a place" I mutter and shift my gaze to outside the window
"Vanessa," he says my name lowly as if warning me
"A hideout and that's all I'm telling you so don't try prying for anything else," I say
He nods while staring straight ahead as if content with my answer,"No one knows about it?" or maybe not
"Yeah no one knows except for this one guy he's great. Amazing person to have sad sex with too,"
The second those words left my mouth he hit the brakes making the car come to an immediate stop causing me to fall fowards only to be brought back by the seatbelt. That's why he told me to put it on.
I turn my gaze towards him meeting his very dark grey eyes
"What did you say?"
I know he heard me,he's just trying to get me to rephrase my sentence which I'm not going to do.
"I said he's a great guy to fuck," I emphasize each word
He clenches his jaw before resuming driving, why would he be angry if I fucked somebody.
Maybe he doesn't want me to have a baby at my age, I mean if I get pregnant that means I'm bringing one or two –if I have twins– more people into this world resulting in growing our population so I'm helping the world or destroying it, it could increase starvation or overpopulation then they'll have to do what people in China do, limit the number of children in a family.
I was a huge geography fan in highschool
"What's his name?" he asks that as if he's going to go and beat him up. Well I'd love to see him beat up a car.
"Shawn,"
I see him take out his phone from the corner of my eye,"Who are you texting?"
"Nobody,"
"Connor doesn't seem like a nobody, and you're not allowed to text and drive,"
"I don't care,"
"Well I do and I don't quite feel like dying today,"
He turns to me only for a second before looking straight at the road ahead.
He thinks there's a double meaning to that, there is.
Silence, we were never really good friends but at the moment we've become besties
We are quiet for the rest of the drive until he parks his car next to a restaurant called El
"Come on," he mutters getting out, somebody's PMS-sing and it ain't me this time, hopefully.
I get out and walk in with him.
We sit at a corner booth, well he directs me to it. It seems like he's familiar with the place maybe he brought the guys here too.
A waitress brings us both menus and I'm already so invested in it that I don't hear her conversation with Damon
"Vanessa?"
"Yeah?" I ask looking up at him
"Have you chosen yet babe?"
He's trying to tell me something isn't he. I wonder what it is?
I'm kidding,"Not yet, we'll call you once we've decided," I say politely as I face her.
"You've already chosen haven't you," he says knowingly once she's gone
"Well not entirely, I'm stuck between the Chipotle BBQ ribs and Chicken Acapulco,"
"Go for the-,"
"Are you ready to order now?" Okay now that's annoying, why did she come back so fast and she interrupted Damon, now I'll never know what I'm going to order
"My girlfrien-," now its my turn to cut him off
"I'm not his girlfriend........I'm his wife," I'm a great liar, sometimes
Damon stifles a laugh while the waitress just gapes at me.
"Oh u-uhh w-what would you like?" Ehy is she shocked? Why does she seem to care?
"The Chicken Acapulco," I respond smiling brightly at her, am I being mean? Not even.
She should've noticed by now that I'm not wearing a ring but hey genuine mistake.
She leaves after taking Damon's order
"So how's my beautiful wife doing?"
I crack a smile before answering him,"Very well actually, I guess the only sad thing is I lost my ring yesterday," I wiggle my ring finger.
"I can get you a new one," the seriousness dancing through his orbs almost throws me off actually
"That would be great, thank you," I say before we burst into laughter, I notice something I laugh like a fucking hyena
"Its sad I don't remember our wedding," he remarks
"I can send you pictures if you want," He doesn't answer but just bites his bottom lip releasing it slowly
Fucking hell
If I tried that I will legit give you nightmares.
Fuck eating food, I want to eat his di—
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