《Ouran Host Club Imagines/oneshots》He sees you being weird
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Tamaki
You were having a long and meaning full conversation with yourself in the mirror.
This is something you do a lot you don't really know why but its really helpful and helps you so....
"So if I turn in my English assignment on Thursday I'll have time to binge watch Orange is the new Black" I said (new season on Netflix!!)
"But you won't have your 9 hours of sleep and if you finish that early it will be rushed and you'll feet a bad grade maybe?" I said
"You can't do either one because we have dinner with your parents!" I said in a duh tone
"What are you doing?" Tamaki asked
It might've looked weird you were sitting on the bathroom counter and looking at yourself talking as if there were another person there.
"Talking" I said giving a smile knowing he probably thinks I'm a psycho.
"OK but hurry I want to watch the new season of Dexter" Tamaki said going in the living room.
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Kyoya
You had this weird habit of when you sing you sang in like a high pitched voice and then cut it to really deep.
In the privacy of your own home you decided to listen to music while doing home work.
"I made a decision last night that" you cut from a high voice to a deep voice "I would die for it!" You busted out laughing and you caught a glimpse of someone at your door.
You swirled around and saw it was Kyoya.
"At night I think of you!" You sang walking to him
He looked at you amused
"I want to be your lady baby, if your game is on give me a call boo!" You said walking to him
"You are very odd" Kyoya said smiling
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"You figured it out!" I said jokingly
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Hikaru
You stood in front a mirror making faces because you wanted to look like Johnny Dept in Alice in Wonderland.
Eventually you decided just to make funny faces. When you looked in the mirror you couldn't even recognize yourself.
You were startled when a certain twin was making the same faces.
"When did you get here?" I asked
"About 3 minutes ago" Hikaru said
"And why didn't you knock?" I asked still trying to make the face.
"I don't know but I'm glad I didn't because I would've missed this!"
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Kaoru
You enjoyed dressing up as American pop stars such as Beyonce, Drake, Kim Kardashian and others.
Today was Nicki Minaj, you were inspired by her outfit in her video Stupid Hoe. You got very high heels, a white corset and the longest fake eyelashes you could find. A pink wig and pink leggings.
You couldn't help laughing when you saw yourself. You looked nothing like Nicki Minaj and looked more like a Clown.
Not my best you thought
You sat in your costume for about an hour trying to find someone else to impersonate. You decided on a woman named Lady gaga.
A knock on your door caught your attention you assumed it was one of your siblings who knew you did this.... But no it was Kaoru who didn't know what the hell you were doing.
"This is new" Kaoru said not really phased.
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Honey
It was a tradition for you every Saturday to work on your mind powers.
Every since you were 12 you thought you could be like Matilda and move things with your mind. You were now 16 and still trying hard.
You were in the living room and the remote control was across the room. You were putting your all in getting this damn remote control in the air.
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"Do you have to poop or something?" Honey asked
"Ah! When did you get here?" I said in a state of panic
"Just long enough to see that" Honey said smiling
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Mori
You sat on your trampoline looking at the sky just thinking of random stuff. When you found something interesting you just shouted it out.
"If I hit myself in the face does that make me strong or weak?" I asked myself
"Without a minuscule brain function we couldn't smell what if we are missing out on a whole other function because we don't have an organ to detect it?" I said to myself
"What if the GPS companies are partnered with oil companies and give us the longest route to make us spend more money on fuel?" I said shocked
"Wow I never knew what a deep thinker you were." Mori said coming to the trampoline with you
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