《My favorite Wandanat Oneshots》By:@lesbianliterature
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"Wanda? Have you seen my suit?" Nat called
from their bedroom. "Uh no, I don't think so.
the ginger replied from her spot at the kitchen
counter. "Are you sure because I swear I left it
on the chair in-" she stopped short when she
walked into the kitchen and saw her girlfriend
sitting at the counter drinking coffee wearing.
her. suit. "Are you sure you haven't seen it?" the
redhead asked smugly, leaning against the door
frame.
"Oh yes, 100%, maybe you put it in the
wash and forgot?" Wanda replied innocently
enough, but a smirk was playing on her lips.
"Right, that must be it. Silly me, I'll go have a
look," Nat said as she turned and and started to
walk back to their bedroom. "Nat? What are
you-" the ginger called from the kitchen, she
stood up and started walking after the spy. As
soon as Nat realised this she sped up and when
she finally arrived at their bedroom, she ran in
and locked the door behind her. She let out a
triumphant laugh. "Nat! Open the door! Come
on, I'll give your suit back, I promise!" Wanda's
voice was slightly muffled coming through the
door. "Nope! You made your choice, now suffer
the consequences!" She shouted back, while
looking through Wanda's side of the wardrobe
to find what she was looking for. "Natalia
Alianovna Romanova! If you don't open this
door right now, I will blast it into oblivion!"
Wanda replied, now slightly agitated.
"You know, when you say my full name, it either
makes me mad or makes me want to kiss you,
she said, sliding Wanda's jacket and corset off their hanger. "Please Nat, I'm serious. Just put
it back and I'll give you your suit and then we
can have breakfast, yeah?"
Wanda could feel herself starting to sweat and
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the tight leather suit was not helping. "Love,
why is this bothering you so much? It's just a
joke." Natasha said, slipping the long trench
coat on over the trousers and corset. "And how
the hell do you breathe in this thing?!" She was
expecting a reply but got none. Just silence.
"Angel? If it's really bothering you, I'll take it
off, just don't give me the silent treatment." She
walked to the door, unlocked it and peered
down the hallway. All the other Avengers were
either at SHIELD or on missions so they were
alone in the compound, except for Goose, who
now wound himself around her ankles in hope
for attention. "Hey buddy, you seen an angry
ginger walking around?" She asked, bending
down to scratch behind his ears. He let out a
mew in reply and started walking towards the
living room. "I must be going mad," Nat
thought to herself, "I'm talking to a cat who has
tentacles inside of him." They turned down the
next hallway, past Steve and Bucky's room,
Tony's, and Carol's. Goose stopped at her door
but turned to Natasha, as if to say "Go on, talk
to her."
"Um right, thanks buddy." She crouched again
and tickled under his chin this time. She
proceeded into the living room and saw her
girlfriend sitting on the couch, watching their
favourite show, Game of Thrones.
"Wanda? Are you ok? I promise that I can go back right now
and take it off if it bothers you so much." The
ginger turned around and looked at the green-
eyed girl. Her eyes were glowing red. Feeling
slightly nervous, Nat put her hands in the coat's
pockets and walked to the couch to sit beside
her. Only once she had done this, did she feel
something brush against her hand in the left
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pocket. Wanda was looking back at the TV now,
and pretending Nat wasn't there. The redhead
clasped the thing in her palm and realised that
it was a velvet box. "This used to be my
favourite show when I was a child," Wanda had
spoken and Nat realised that she had changed
the channel to an old-looking sit com, the title
flashed on the screen and it read "The Dick Van
Dyke Show". Not expecting a reply, Wanda
turned her attention back to the show. The
realisation suddenly dawned on Natasha. It was
a ring box. She pulled it out and looked at it for
a second before turning to her girlfriend.
"Wanda? What's this?" She asked, holding it out
in the space between them. Without even
looking at it, the ginger replied "I wanted it to
be a surprise." She had a sad look on her face as
she turned the television off and walked over to
the wall of pictures they had in the room. They
ranged all the way from 2012 to a week ago,
showing the original six sitting in a shawarma
bar and then, most recently, every single Avenger at the beach, on a trip they had taken
thanks to Tony.
"Wanted what to be a surprise?" Nat asked, not
wanting to provoke her girlfriend. "Oh come on
Nat! Don't play dumb! We both know that you
know what that is!" Wanda yelled, sounding
exasperated. Natasha opened the box and inside
sat the most beautiful ring she had ever seen. It
was silver, with two tiny crystals embedded at
the top and in between them sat a ruby.
Wanda had spent weeks trying to find it, with
the help from nearly everyone in the tower.
Except Clint because lord knows he couldn't
have kept his mouth shut. He found out
eventually though when they were all discussing
how Wanda was going to do it and he had fallen
through the vent he was hiding in out of shock.
They had made him swear on his life that he
wouldn't tell Nat. And somehow he had kept
that promise.
Natasha looked up at the ginger. The woman
that she loved with her whole heart and soul.
The girl who they had rescued from Sokovia all
those years ago. The one she had fought with
and against, and who she would die for over and
over again. "You- you were going to propose?"
Their eyes found each other and Wanda saw a
singular tear fall from Natasha's. "Yes. I was. I
was going to take you out for dinner tomorrow
and ask if you would marry me, Natasha." She
turned back to the pictures and said nothing
else. She thought that Natasha would have left
or walked out the building but soon enough she felt her girlfriend's arms wrap around her waist.
"Ask me." Natasha said as she placed a kiss on
Wanda's neck.
"What?" The ginger asked.
"Ask me to marry you." The redhead replied, a
smile gracing her lips as she kissed just below
Wanda's jawline. The mind-reader turned
around in surprise and looked straight into her
lover's eyes. She took the ring box from
Natasha's hand and got down on one knee.
"Natalia, I have loved you from that day in
Wakanda when you saved me. You said "she's
not alone" and from that moment I knew that I
loved you with all my heart. You stayed true to
those words. You never left me. I was never
alone. So, Natalia Romanoff, will you do me the
honour of staying beside me for the rest of our
lives? Will you marry me?" Natasha didn't even
have to hesitate before saying "Yes. Yes, of
course I will!" Wanda jumped up and into
Natasha's arms, slipping the ring onto her
finger in the process. Natasha slipped her hand
up to cup Wanda's cheek. "I love you, Wanda
Maximoff. Always and forever." They kissed and
suddenly heard the loudest applause break out
from the doorway. The couple turned around in
surprise and saw that everyone had returned to
the tower and was now watching them. Clint
was actually crying. They all ran over to the
newly engaged pair and drowned them in hugs.
Tony suddenly yelled from somewhere within
the mass of heroes, "Didn't we make a rule
about not dating anyone else on the team?" This comment was met with a chorus of "Shut up,
Stark!"
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