@HANAYAMA KAORU

You: I have a secret you want to hear?

Saint Hanayama: Yes.

You: Give me ten thousand yen and I'll tell you

Saint Hanayama: All right then, I don't want to hear your secret anymore.

You: Ok ok free free

Saint Hanayama: Still don't want to hear it.

You: Just listen

Saint Hanayama: Give me ten thousand yen and I'll listen.

You: 😭😭

You: I'm going to tell the world about how you suck Saeri's boobs😡

Saint Hanayama: See you at Tokyo Bay.

You: 😭😭

@RETSU KAIOU & OROCHI KATSUMI

Brainless Orochi Katsumi: Y/N, are you coming to class today?

You: I'm sick and hospitalized. It's a little serious. I can't go to shinshinkai for awhile.

Retsu-san: Are you all right? Which hospital are you in? Let me make you some soup.

You: Thanks, but you don't have to do it for me🥹

Brainless Orochi Katsumi: Is that so?

Brainless Orochi Katsumi: I'm sitting right behind you

Brainless Orochi Katsumi: Is the spicy hot pot delicious?

You: Kureha says eating spicy food can promote blood circulation

Brainless Orochi Katsumi: Come back next week and you'll be dead😀😀

Orochi Doppo's illegitimate son: I hope that you are not okay🙏🏻

Retsu-san: 🙏🏻

The god of retracting testicles(Orochi Doppo)：💀

Atsusi aniki ※：Sir, that's not how that emoji works

The god of retracting testicles: I know.

（Note ※: 兄貴 (aniki) = a big brother (someone who is considered one's senior) quotations.）

@HANMA YUJIRO

You: Yuji, I was wondering what your nickname was for me

Yujiro-sama😘: Book

You: Why book?

Yujiro-sama😘: Because the more I watch it, the more I want to sleep with it

You: You are so greasy🤢

Yujiro-sama😘: Wait till you get home😡

@PICKLE

(A/n: I think Baki the grappler is a BL manga. )

Pickle: 🐖

You:？？？

Pickle: 🐖🫵🏻

You:🖕🏻

Pickle:🧎🏻🙏🏻

You: 💢💢

Pickle: 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻？

You:🔪🔪🥒

Pickle: 🥺🥺😢☹️

@JUN GUEVARA

You: I want to change my job, or maybe I just go to find a sugar daddy

President: You can make your debut as an idol, and I'll pay for you.

You: So you think I am so pretty that I can be an idol?🫣😳

President: Are you kidding? I'm going to vomit!

President: It's not about your looks. It's your ability to stay single and that is very dedicated

You: ......

@MIYAMOTO MUSASHI

Baki's dog: Open your eyes, SMS greetings to you; Stretch, wake up the god of good fortune; Dress and wash, happy with you; Carry the breeze, set foot on a happy journey; SMS greetings, happy with a day. I wish you a good morning! 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

You: damn, it's five in the morning...

Baki's dog: I suddenly want to go to the tea house today.

Baki's dog: Accompany me.

You: Nah, I'm just going to stay in my bed for 30 hours straight.

【Notifications: ¥10000 From Miyamoto Musashi】

You: Are you trying to buy me off with money? This is an insult to me! I was going to rebuke you like that, but there's so much money... Please insult me hard ❤️😭

Baki's dog: Isn't money such an inconvenient thing?

You: Ah, isn't your money my grandfather's money?

Baki's dog: I dunno. I haven't thought about it.

You: I'll tell Samuko Grandma to kiss you

【EXTRA】

@JACK HANMA

Crackhead: wyd?

You: Eating and chilling

Crackhead: Why don't you restrain yourself? You are eating all the time, you don't exercise with me, you are never gonna get a boyfriend.

You: I am a person with connotations and a beautiful heart, waiting for the predestined person to find out.

Crackhead: I'm afraid that your appearance will prevent predestined people from detecting your kind heart.

You: kys

@HANMA BAKI

You: Your father is so fucking scary! When two of us were just playing games, he suddenly broke in and said that we had to eat the forbidden fruit or something if we wanted to become stronger, and also said that we had to do it all the time from morning to night. WTF?

Parasite: Sorry, my father said something weird to you...

You: But he is hot tho...

You: That waist of him...damn, I want to touch his abs

Parasite: Don't even think about you, you slut.

You: Is your father single at the moment?

Parasite: You already have me. Isn't that enough?

You: I like 'em biggg🥵🥵

Parasite: This is so disturbing.

You: Seriously, does your dad need a wife?

Parasite: Have you heard the story of adventurer Joe William?

@SHINOGI KUREHA

Quack Doctor: I saw a guy in the E.R. today with a giant dildo stuck in his asshole, took an hour to get it out, and it was covered in blood

You: I am eating rn😰

Quack Doctor: I know😉

@HECTOR DOYLE

You: You got a boyfriend, Miss cop? www

DIO:？

You: Well, do you want to be with me www? You can only answered in three letters(smile)

DIO: Nah

You: Well...（holding the forehead

You: I'm good looking. My friends say I look like Boa Hancock from One Piece www but I think it's not that exaggerated(sweating)

DIO: I got a girlfriend.

You: Ara ara You have a girlfriend and still talking to me so intimately here. It doesn't matter to get rid of her, right? (tilted my head and smiled brightly)

DIO: I'd better go back to jail. There's too many crazy people out there.