《Game Of Thrones Texts {finished}》Lyrics prank
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Sam decided to prank his girlfriend, Gilly with the lyrics of the song 'stitches' performed by Shawn Mendes. She didn't take it very well...
Sam: I thought that I've been hurt before
Gilly: what is wrong, Sam? 😳
Sam: But no one's ever left me quite this sore
Gilly: did someone hurt you? Sam, what is going on?
Sam: Your words cut deeper than a knife
Gilly: huh? What did I do?
Sam: Now I need someone to breathe me back to life
Gilly: is this a Jon Snow pun? 🙄 you know because 'breathe me back to life' and Melisandre?
Sam: Got a feeling that I'm going under
Gilly: Sam, please tell me what is going on? You are scaring me
Sam: But I know that I'll make it out alive, if I quit calling you my lover.
Gilly: are you breaking up with me?! 😰
Sam: Move on
Gilly: No, I can't! Please don't do this!
Sam: You watch me bleed until I can't breathe
Gilly: when did I ever do that? Now you are just being mean
Sam: I'm shaking falling onto my knees
Gilly: are you alright? Are you having a seizure?
Sam: And now that I'm without your kisses, I'll be needing stitches
Gilly: you can still have my kisses? Now you are being ridiculous
Sam: I'm tripping over myself
Gilly: are you hurt, Sam? I know I am. You could have just called me. I am so confused tbh
Sam: I'm aching begging you to come help
Gilly: SAM!
Sam: And now that I'm without your kisses, I'll be needing stitches
Gilly: you are repeating yourself
Sam: Just like a moth drawn to a flame, Oh you lured me in I couldn't sense the pain
Gilly: I lured you in? We fell in love, Sam!
Sam: Your bitter heart cold to the touch
Gilly: okay, I am done with you. You are acting strange and if you want to have a breakup, do it the proper way. You don't have to insult me, Sam. I thought you loved me, but as it turns out, you never did. Goodbye Sam
Gilly blocked Sam
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