《The Nerd is a Stripper?!》Chapter 8
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Ava's POV
I woke up to someone banging on my door. I sit up to notice that the sun is barely rising.
What the actual fuck.
"What the fuck do you want?!" I yell at my door. I stand up and open my door. Imagine my surprise to open my door to see Jake, fully dressed ready for school.
"Wakie Wakie eggs and bakie!" He says with this annoying as hell voice that makes me want to punch him in the throat. So with that thought in my head I tackle him to the ground. Unfortunately I don't have my pillow to attack him.
"You fucking asshole! I was sleeping!" I yell in his face. I stradle him to start punching him, "If you haven't already guessed I kind of love my sleep." He grabs a hold of my wrists.
"You crazy bitch, I didn't do anything wrong!" He justifies as he strengths his grip on my wrists.
"First of all, let go of my wrist I would like to have feeling in my hands," I yank my wrists back, "And secondly I can report you for breaking and entering!"
"No you can't because I was let in." He explains.
Who would let him in?
In record speed I am off of him, and baging on my roomates door. I bang on her door repeatley until she opens her door.
"What the actual fuck! I already woke up because of this bastard. What the hell do you want?" She asks with her hair covering her eyes.
"Why did you let him in?" I question.
"Because he kept banging on the front door, and you weren't answering, plus I know the guy well enough to know he won't murder us." She explains shutting her door.
"Why are you here?" I ask turning toward him and crossing my arms over my chest.
"Well you mentioned that you don't have a car so I figured that I would give you a ride to school." He answers.
"Th-that is actually very nice." I say before lowering my arms.
"I can be nice," He says before he puts his hands in his pockets, " Nice pajamas."
I look down to see I am wearing a white Panic! at the Disco crop top with black shorts.
"What? This is normal sleep wear." I shrug my shoulders and begin to walk to my room. I walk into my closet, close the door, and get a black skirt, with the shirt I am wearing, and my white knee socks, and my black converse. I put everything after I change my undergarmets. I walk out to see Jake looking out the window.
"Hey, you ok?" I ask, he seems off.
"Yeah, I am fine, just some family issues." He says still looking out the window.
"Ahh, I am pretty sure everyone has those at least twice in there life time." I say before leaving him and walking into my bathroom.
I decide to go for the natural look, so I put on my concealer, a light layer of foundation, my powder, and put on eye liner with a little wing, I still put on my glasses to complete my geeky look. I just went from being a nerd, to dressing like a cute nerd.
Something is seriously wrong with me
I walk out to see Jake on my bed playing One More Line. I just leave him and walk into the kitchen, and see a box of donuts on the counter, so I grab a napkin and grap the sugery swirly one, whatever it is called, and eat t.
"Why did you just leave me?" Jake asks as he grabs a donut for himself.
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"I am sorry Boyfriend, I didn't realise I left my master." I reply after chewing and stick my tongue out at him.
"All is forgiven Girlfriend, as long as you know to come back." He replys before we both burst out laughing.
"Let me just brush my teeth then we can go." I say before I go to my bathroom. After I am done I grab my backpack, and walk out to see Jake on the phone.
"I am sorry, something came up." Jake explains, "I know I said that I just had to see someone and we started talking, and then time passed. I am sorry." He hangs up after he says good bye. Then he starts rubbing his temples.
"Hey what is wrong?" I ask once again.
"Oh nothing, just Heather, she acts like she is my girlfriend and it is annoying." He says, before grabbing his backpack.
"Hey, hold up," I say while puttiing my hand up, "If anyone is going to be your fake girl friend it is going to be me." He laughs before grabbing his keys and heading towards the front door.
We left my apartment and went to his car. Once we were inside his car I realised we still had penty of time left.
"Let's go to starbucks." l suggest.
"You are a white girl at heart. Why not just go to coffee bean?" He asks.
"Let's be honest, Starbucks is better than Coffee Bean." I say with a seriously.
"Yeah, you're right," Jake admits, "For once."
I punch him in the shoulder.
"Hey, no hitting the driver we could get in a car crash." He says.
"No, you better not, you have precious cargo." I say seriously.
We arrive at Starbucks, park, and go inside. He rushes to open my door.
"Holy crap." I whisper as he open my door.
"What?" He questions my confused look.
"Y-you are being ni-nice to me." I stutter, I never stutter unless it is a big deal.
"What you aren't used to people being nice to you?" He says while opening the door to Starbucks.
"Well, at school yes, but when I am at home semi-yes, Charles is always nice, Flora has her moments she can be an angel from heaven, but she can also be a mini- devil from hell." I state. He laughs at how I word it.
"A mini- devil from hell?" He questions while laughing.
"Yup, what? It is true." I say while shrugging.
"That is why, it is funny, because it is true." He chuckles, while stepping up to order.
"Hello, welcome to Starbucks, what would you like to order." The male bartista says.
"Hi, can I get a venti java chip frap with extra whipped cream, and an egg and bacon breakfast sandwhich." I order.
"Ok, and you sir." He asks while typing my order into the computer, and writing it down on the cup.
"I will have a veni double chocolate chip with extra whipped cream, and a blue berry muffin." Jake orders while getting his wallet out. I don't have enough time to grab mine, because he has already paid for both of us.
"You butt I was going to pay for mine." I state as we sit down in a booth.
"Don't worry about it, think of it as a sorry for waking you up so early." He says
"Well, in that case, I will happily enjoy this breakfast."
"Ava and Jake!" An employee shouts. I walk up and grab our drinks. I sit back down, slide Jake his food, while taking a sip of my drink.
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"What is that?" He asks, while pointing at my cup. I look down and see a phone number with the name "Adam" I blush while lightly biting my bottom lip. I look up to see "Adam" and he is pretty cute , he has a kind of a geeky look. He looks like Dylan O'Brien from the intership if I am completely honest. He meets my eyes and winks at me. I blush once again and look at his number.
"He is kind of cute." I say honestly while getting my sandwhich out.
"He is nerdy." Jake says with distaste. While grabbing his drink, if I didn't know any better I would say he was jealous.
"If you haven't noticed, I kind of am a nerd. A nerd dating a nerd is kind of typical." I point out because it is true.
"Yeah, but I just don't like him." He says while taking a bite of his muffin.
"You seem jealous." I state. He starts chocking on his food.
"What?" he asks once he is done swallowing his food. "Why would I be jealous of him?"
"I don't know why do you think I am asking you in the first place." I say.
"Well I'm not" He says before taking another bite of his food.
"Ok what ever you say." I tell him before taking a sip of my drink.
"Oh whatever let's go." He says while standing up and grabbing our trash.
We exit Starbucks and head towards his god of a car. He opens my door once again,
"Is this going to become a regular thing with you?" I ask once he gets in the car.
"What? Being a gentlemen yes it is" He says while starting his car, I laugh but don't say anything. I just continue drinking my drink. I look at the phone number, before getting my phone out and typing it in.
"You aren't actually going to talk to him are you?" Jake asks.
"Jealousy is a bitch." I state.
"I told you, I am not jealous. Why do you keep saying that I am?" Jake asks while glancing at me for a second.
"Well, you wouldn't be clenching the steering wheel so hard that it looks like it is about to bend," I gesture towards his white knuckles, " And you wouldn't have mentioned it again if you didn't care." I say while clicking off of my phone, and facing towards him.
"Ok fine, it just bothers me that you are even considering it, you barely met the guy." He says while pulling up to the school.
"Relax, I just met the guy, like you said, it isn't like I am going to marry the guy." I point out while grabbing my back pack.
"I know, you are right." He says while pulling into a parking spot.
"I know." I say with a cheeky smile, he just shakes his head while laughing. He gets out, after he grabs his back pack. And rushes to my side to open my door.
"I can get used to this." I say while smiling at Jake, he justs smiles back, revealing his adorable right dimple. He leans close and wraps his arms around my waist, and leans me againist his car.
"We have an audiance." He whispers while leaning his forehead againist mine, I quickly look around and notice almost everyone in the front court yard is looking at us. I look back at him and smirk.
"Well, let's give them a show." I whisper back and move my lips dangerously close to his, close enough where we share the same breath.
He smirks as well, and backs up to give me a kiss on the forehead, then he moves to my nose, my right cheek, and then my left cheek. I think he is going to stop but no he doesn't. I am about to push him away, when he tightens his grip on my waist and smashes his lips on mine. I am shocked but am pulled out of whatever illsion I was in when his lips move againist mine. I start kissing him back. It kind of feels natural. We kiss for a couple seconds, before he pulls back with my bottom lip in between his teeth. He let's go when someone clears their throat.
We turn our heads to see Alex and Zach. Zach looks a little hurt, you can't really tell unless you look into his eyes. I feel a slash of gulit run through my veins.
Why is he upset? I will just ask him myself.
Alex on the other hand looks very amused.
"Well, I am sorry if I ruined the moment, please continue." He says with a smirk.
"Or don't." Zach suggests while shrugging his shoulders.
I push Jake back, and go grab my backpack and our Starbucks and I hand Jake his.
"Where's mine?" Alex asks, gesturing towards our drinks.
"At Starbucks, waiting to be ordered." I say with a smile. Jake and Zach laugh, but Alex doesn't seem to find it funny.
"I am not to sure I like her." Alex states while looking at Zach and Jake, but either way all of us laugh, and head inside.
All of us are at my locker when Alex notices the phone number.
"Woah, who is Adam." He asks. I feel Jake tighten his grip on me, "Uh Oh looks like Jake has competition."
"Oh he was the bartista at Starbucks, and he is pretty cute I guess and plus Jake and I aren't even a thing. "
"Wait, you guys aren't dating." Zach asks with hopeful eyes.
"No, we are not he came by my place to give me a lift, he got there a little early, so we went to Starbucks, then we got here and noticed everyone was staring, so why not give them a show, however I didn't expect him to kiss me, nor did I want him to." I explain while getting out of Jake's hold and opening my locker. I turn towards him and glare at him.
"That makes sense, I guess." Zach says with obivous relief.
"Excuse me, I would like to see my best friend or do I need to make an appointment?" I turn around to see Shaun, I rush to hug him.
I wrap my arms around his neck, and he wraps his arms around my waist, he lifts me off the ground. He puts me on the ground.
"How you doing baby girl?" He asks before kissing my forehead.
"Pretty good, how was California?" I ask while taking a sip of my drink.
"Oh god, amazing the people there were amazing, and sufer boys, are my new weakness, but speaking of boys who is this." He asks while picking up my drink.
"Oh I went to starbucks today, and this cute guy gave me his number." I explain for the who knows how many times.
"Well on the topic of boys who are these boys." He says while looking at the three guys at my locker.
"Shaun, this is Alex, Zach, and Jake." I introduce them.
"Damn girl you a hit with the guys today." Shauns says while looking at all of them.
"I guess, Shaun has been my bestfriend since I was a baby in a diaper." I explain, before grabbing my English and Science notebook.
"He helped me with the bullying while i helped him get over guys, or get with them."
"Wait, Shaun is gay?" Zach and Jake ask.
"Yup, I was the first person he came out to." I say. Both of them sigh in relief. I exchange a look with Shaun.
What is with them?
***
After second period, I go back to my locker, to put away my notebooks, and get two more. After I close it i am met with Heather and her loyal friends.
"What do you want Heather?" I ask annoyed.
"Just came by here, to rejog your memeroy," She steps closer to me. "Clearly, you don't understand the concept of claiming someone as theirs."
"Claiming is what you do with objects not with a human being, let Jake choose he wants to spend his time with, not you." I begin to walk away but don't get very far.
"Listen here, Jake is going to get tired of you, and when he does he will come crawling for me." She states while getting closer to my face.
"Like I said before let him decide, if he wants you he will go to you and if he wants me he will come to me. And remember I never went to him, but yet, how many times have you went to him. Just remember that." I state before finally able to walk away, leaving behind my problems.
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