《The Nerd is a Stripper?!》Chapter 6
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Yes Thank God
I rush out of the class room leaving freaking trigonometry.
Yes i am a junior taking trigonometry
Maybe Flora was right...
I shake my head shaking all the ideas of actually being a nerd I cringe with just of the idea.
Throughout the day the stares still happened, and a couple rumors started.
One, i was a secret agent and my cover was blown, so i had to change my look.
Two, My mom got tired of my looks and told me to change my look or i would be kicked out.
Those are just two examples there are still many more.
I grab my stuff and begin to walk outside, I don't get very far because someone wraps their arms around my stomach
Any normal girl would have gone crazy with this, but i am not normal, I am a stripper, if someone did this at the job well...
Now i would like to stress this is out of self-defense
I elbow the stranger and kick them in the crotch and push them back.
Once I actually see who it is, i do the only thing i would normally do, and cruse them out.
"Jake!? What the hell was that!? Are you that stupid!? You never do that to someome, especially a girl for that matter! What is ghe matter with you!"
Jake puts his hands on his knees and tries to get rid of the pain.
Yeah like that will help.
"Got it... No doing that to a girl, or maybe just you..." Jake mutters.
"If you touch me, and I mean if, is the day when it rains chocolate." I tell him
But he goes to the strip club where i work...
"I don't know what?" Jake says standing way too close, it freaks me out so i jump back.
"Nothing, why are you here?" I ask my patience running thin. I don't have a high patience level, at all.
"Well I talked to my friend-" He starts off but I interrupt him.
"Woah woah, Wait a moment, you have friends?"
"Yes I do, do you? Didn't think so. Anyways I was talking to him and he said that for the War Project, we turn in two separate papers. That's why you were so easy on taking on all of the project, you would have passed while I got a zero." Jake says triumphant that he figured it out.
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"Well now that you figured it out Sherlock may I go home?" I ask. That deflates his triumphant look.
"No, we are going to your house to work on our project." Jake insists.
I cave in way too easily, "Fine."
"Do you have a car?" He asks.
"Nope." I say while popping the "p" and shaking my head.
"So are we taking mine?" He asks while now walking towards his car.
"Yeah unless you want to take a taxi." I point out.
He has a Ashton Martin
Once in his car I give him my address.
"So what do you want to do with your life?" I ask him to avoid awkward silence.
Every awkward silence a gay baby is born
I mentally laugh of the thing Flora said.
"I want to become an engineer, and open up a garage. You?" He informs and asks me.
"I don't really know, I honestly don't think i have the money for college." I blurt out.
You would think with my job, i could afford it, but rent is killer.
I can't keep it shut, I can give heart shaped hickies, but i can't keep it shut.
"I- I mean i probably will pull out a student loan, and hopefully go to Yale and get a PhD in science."
That seems believable
"Oh ok." Jake says but he doesn't seemed convinced.
We arrive at my apartment.
"Home sweer home." I mutter while walking into the lobby.
"Hello, Ms. Gomez. Good day at school?" Charles asks, he is the desk clerk and he is an old man, he is like a grandfather to me and Flora. He also knows about my job and disguise. He understands just doesn't want me to become a prostitute.
"I told you it is just Ava, and I forgot my costume." I say while pointing at my outfit.
"Yes! I won the bet." Charles says excitedly.
"What bet?" I ask curiously.
"Oh, nothing just tell Flora, and Shaun I won." He waves me off.
"Ok... Is Flora home?" I ask
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"Yes, but she is about to leave for work." He tells me.
"That's odd, but I'll ask her." I turn and head towards the elevator.
"No, no you don't walk away, you didn't introduce me yet." He stops me.
"Introduce you to who..." I ask confused.
"Me." A new voice says.
I snap my head toward Jake.
"Ohhh, I totally forgot you where here." I tell him with chuckling.
"Yeah I noticed." He says with a tad of irritation.
"Aw, you mad because i forgot about you." I say with a baby voice while messing up his hair.
"No." He grabs my wrist and glares at me. I get my wrist back and focus back on Charles. I see he has a sly smile.
"What is with the smile?" I question because truth be told it looks like a pedophile smile.
"Oh nothing, just thought of another bet for Flora." He informs me with the same look.
"Ok, Jake this is Charles. Charles this is Jake." I say while pointing at them.
"Good evening sir, it is nice to meet you." Jake says while putting his hand out.
"Good afternoon as well, it is lovely to meet you as well." Charles says while shaking Jakes hand.
"Who knew Jake could be nice, this is a shock." I say putting my hand to my chest in disbelief.
"Oh Ha Ha, let's just go to your apartment." He mutters and walking to the elevator.
"Woah you gotta at least buy me dinner first." I say while putting my hands up. He just flips me off and so i give him a cheeky smile.
"Bye Old Man!" I shout while waving a good bye and walking off to the apartment.
"Bye Ms. Go- Ava." He corrects himself
I press the number 8 and up we go.
***
We ride the elevator up to her apartment. I find it weird that she lives without her parents, oh well it is her business.
"You and Charles seem pretty close." I point out.
"Yeah we've known eachother for three years." She tells
"That is cool, who do you live with again?" I ask
"Flora, she is 19 and pretty chill we've been best friends/roomates for three years." She tells me. That is weird everything is pretty much three years ago.
Something must of happened three years ago.
"What happened three years ago?" I ask
I probably shouldn't have asked because she freezes and pales.
"Wh-What?" She stutters.
"Well everything is pretty much three years, you've known Flora for three years, you've known Charles for three years, and you have lived here for three yea-" I get cut off by her.
"How do you know i lived here for three years?" She asks alarmed.
"Well Charles is the desk clerk so i figured you wouldn't have known him unless you lived here." I inform her.
"Oh some stuff happened, that really shouldn't have, but things happen for a reason i guess." She shrugs it off.
I decide to avoid the topic.
We arrive at the apartment to see you just open the door to the apartment, she moves the metal layer and unlocks the door.
We step inside to see a blonde girl doing the dishes.
"Hey Ava we had to pick up an extra shift today." Flora says without turning around.
"What do you guys do?" I ask, which gets the girl startled so she drops the dish and turns around. Her eyes widen in surprise.
She looks like that girl...
"No way..." I say with now widen eyes and look in between Flora and Ava.
"Are y-you guys s-strippers?" I ask with a tiny voice.
I finally get my voice back after clearing my throat.
"Ava, are you and Flora strippers?"
***
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