Shut that thing off !!!" I hear Flora yell from her room.

"I will, just wait a minute !!" I scream back.

Once I turn the thing off, I fall back asleep. What, we all do it.

20 Minutes Later

"I swear to god this happened 15 minutes ago !" I hear my roomate shout again.

"Why did we create school !?" I scream in frustration.

"Haha sucks to be you !!" Flora yells in victory.

"Oh go screw yourself!" I tell/yell at her.

"I can't do that i would have to chop some guys d-"

"LA-LA-LA- IM NOT LISTENING!!!" I don't need anymore disgusting images in my head.

I hear Flora laugh in the back ground.

I slowly start to get up. Muttering curses will do it.

I put music on and begin my morning routine. Put my clothes on, mess up my hair, put my contacts on, then my glasses, then grab my braces, eat food, brush my teeth, and then put my braces on.

As I am eating Flora comes into the kitchen.

"Hey... Do you want to make me food? Yes!? Awesome! I would like an egg bagel. Please." She does this every morning and I turn her down every time.

"No, no I cooked yesterday and bought dinner last night. So yeah no." I turn her down like I do every morning.

"So who was that guy last night." Flora mentions, but judging by that look in her eye I can tell she has been dying to ask me all night.

"No one. He got too handsy so I called for security." I state, wanting to change the subject.

She gets the point and moves on.

"Well I am off to school." I say as I slide off my seat to go brush my teeth.

"You know I never get why you dress as a nerd." Flora questions.

"You know why. If they found out I was a stripper they would think I am a slųt." I say, as I get my stuff together.

"But you're a virgin!!" She shouts in frustration, for some reason.

"Oh really I wasn't aware! Well I'm off to school. Bye!" I scream.

"Bye little Nerdie." Flora shouts back.

"Off to prison..." I mutter as I get a cab.

"Where to?" The cab driver asks.

"Easton High." I state with dread.

"Ohh highschool, got to say best years of my life." He states with awe.

"Seriously?!" I can't help but ask.

"Yeah, everyone was so nice and the teachers were fun." He states with honesty.

"What world did you grow up in?" I ask.

"Is that not how it is today?" He genuinely asks.

"No! Every one bullys you if you don't follow the rules of society, if you're smart you're considered a nerd. If you sleep with every guy you're considered a slut. If you don't sleep with any guys you're considered a prude. You can't be too dumb or else you're an airhead. That is highschool today." I rant.

"People are seriously like that?!" He asks with disbelief.

"Hate to break it to you Gary but we are talking about two different generations things have changed." I sigh while lookinh out the window.

"Uhh my name isn't Gary." He states once we pull up.

I shrug, "I was in the moment, it seemed to fit."

He laughs, I pay him and get out.

"Hey kid, are they're Bad Boys, and Players now?" He asks with the passenger window down.

I chuckle, "I guess you could call them that."

If only he knew...

I am at my locker when they enter the school.

The Bad Boy, The Player, and The Jock.

Alex is 6'2 he has brown hair, fairly tan skin, and has grey eyes, he is the player of Easton High.

Then there is Zach, he is your typical white boy, blond, and blue eyes, he is the Jock of Easton High, he is also the football captain.

Then there is Jake. He is the "Badass" of Easton High. He is about 6'3, tan, dark brown hair, and hazel eyes.

Did I mention he has tattoos? His two arms are covered in them. His ears are also peirced. I do admit he is pretty cute.

Every girl, wants to be with any one of them. Every girl. I am talking freshmen to seniors, and I mean senior citizens.

No stereotypical highschool would be complete with out the Queen Bee.

Just then Heather walks in, all eyes on her, loving all the attention.

The thing I hate most about her, besides the fact she bullies me, is that she is natural.

She is naturally drop dead gorgeous. The only make up she wears are mascara, concealer, eyeliner, and lipstick.

She is also a two faced, female dog. She can be as innocent as a baby, but as so devilish she would put Satan to shame.

Let's not forget about her clones, they however love make up. I am talking contouring every day.

It is amazing too, I just want to get a make up remover and rub it all over their faces.

I wish I grew up with Gary...

***

"Come on strip club tonight !" Alex screams at me.

Alex is one of my best friends along with Zach.

"We went last week!" Zach groans.

"Yeah, last week! We need to go again so we don't lose our man cards." Alex argues.

"I'm down." I say, what i am a guy a good pair of boobs could lift any mood and thing.

"Yes!" Alex fists pumps me "Two out of three you're coming!"

"Fine." Zach slumps off to class.

"Do you want to ditch and have a smoke?" Alex asks. He knows not to ask in front of Zach or he would flip.

"Na-" That is all i could say because i bump into someone.

I look at the girl, oh the nerd. Her eyes show fear, clear as day.

"O-oh g-gosh-" It is all she says before i interrupt her.

"Spit it out already!" I growl out at her. People who stutter annoy me till no ends.

"I am so sorry!" She apologizes. I finally look at her, she is kind of plain to be honest. Brown eyes, braces, big glasses, and Mody Dick? Who the hell reads that for fun?!

"Yeah whatever just leave." I give her a glare then push her aside.

"Dude you didn't have to kill her." Alex sighs at me.

"Yeah well you know how i am. But as i was saying nah I'm good." I inform Alex.

"Well your lost. Don't forget strip club!" Alex yells at me.

"I won't jeez go put a tampon on." I mutter as I head to my 3rd class.

***

That sound has never sounded so good before. I rush to get outside, but just before i am about to bolt. I feel my binder being thrown across the room.

"Opps, my hand sliped." Heather says with a smirk on her face.

Oh Heather, yeahh.

Slipped my ass

"I-it is ok-okay." I stutter, which i find super annoying.

"I saw you talking to Jake. You better stay away from him, he is mine." She shrills at me. I wince not from her "threat" but from her voice.

"I acci- accidentally b-bump in-intomhim it won't happen aga- again." I say in a quite voice.

"It better not. You might want to get your binder." Heather tells me before she pushes me aside.

I rush to get my binder. Then i rush outside to get a cab.

* * *

Once i am back at the apartment i notice Flora isn't home yet, which is normal. Her day job is a waitress at a local dinner. I decide to do my homework until i have to leave for work.

A few hours later a hear Flora get home.

"Honey, I'm home!"

"Hey, how was the diner?" I ask because sometimes she has good stories. Like on time she threw food at a customer and they started a food fight. She didn't get fired because the customer started it.

"Eh same old smack on the ass here and there but that is something i am not used to."

I laugh at that because at our night job we deal with much worse.

"Oh i forgot to tell you we have a double shift tonight, so we should get going pretty soon."

I groan at that. But i don't complain.

"Is everything ready over there?" I ask.

"Yup we just need to be there by 9:30." Flora informs me.

"Ok we should leave at 9:00. Sound good?" I ask

"Perfect. Gives me just enough time to take a shower." Flora informs me while getting up.

"Ok i am just going to finish my homework. " I tell her.

"Maybe you really are a nerd..." She mutters, i just push her in response.

***

We get to our dressing rooms and change into our outfits. Mine is a black mini dress, it barely covers my butt. And Flora's outfit has a floral design on it for her name. I decide to go with a black lacey mask for tonight.

We put on make up but not so much because we don't want to sweat it off. Then we both put on deodorant because we don't need some guy with an armpit fetish to smell our armpits and realize we smell bad.

I look over at my mirror and scan myself, a short skimpy dress that emphasis my boobs, my hair naturally curled and my black mask and no shoes, my toe nails are plain black. Because you never know some toe fetish people may come in here. It has happened before.

I don't want to talk about it...

"Show Time." Flora says giving me a thumbs up. I flash her a smile and walk on stage.

I look through the curtains and see what i never ever wanted to see.

Me being who I am. There are some things I never wanted to happen while I was at work.

For example, people from your school coming to the place you work. Normally it wouldn't be so bad, but my work place is a strip club.

So imagine my surprise when Alex, Zach, and Jake come to the place where I dance on a place for a living. Out of all the things that should have been going through my head I think of this.

I hope I don't slip on the pole.

***