《Classroom of The Elite FanFic: Ayanokoji The Lucky bastard》Vol. 4 Chapter 1 Finally, Peaceful life(?)
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In that room, there was no light but the sunlight came through the small round window beside the four beds laying down on the room. The sunlight shined over two bodies on the second bed from the window.
Those two bodies were the girls.
They hug and wiggled on each other like two snakes fastening. Their hand fondled on their faces, their arms, and everywhere the hand could reach.
Their lips touched, licking on another one's neck.
If you were in that room, maybe you could smell their lust and desire.
On the couch in the corner, a man sitting there was watching them without any blinks.
He rubbed his gun slowly while the dust in the air looked clearly with the sunlight.
The two girls stopped and looked at him as asking the command.
He opened his mouth and whispered.
"Ticklish each other---" He stopped his words for a second. "In a lewd way..."
The girls nodded and handed on each other.
Suddenly the door was opened.
"Kanji! What the hell is going on here!?"
...
Yamauchi and I stepped into Ike's room. Then, we saw Shinohara and Matsushita doing something that I couldn't and never explain in words. Besides, in the corner, Ike sat there holding the gun.
"Did I interrupt something?" I asked him.
"No, actually yes. " Ike replied.
"Answer me. Kanji, what's going on here!?" Yamauchi repeated his question.
"Yurification. " Ike said. "I ask Shinohara and Matsushita to flirt with each other."
"Ok. I won't ask you why you do that. But you two did what he tell?" Yamauchi turned his face to the girls.
Shinohara blushed shyly.
"Well. If Kanji-Kun tell me---"
"Seriously. Shinohara. I'm very worried about your future." I said. "What about you, Matsushita?"
Matsushita Chiaki shrugged her shoulder while climbing down from the bed.
"I'm a big sister, I do what my brother wants me to do."
Somehow, since the inhabitant island test ended. Matsushita founded herself as the whole class's Onee-San. Although I told her again and again that I wasn't her little brother and she didn't need to wash my pants every morning.
"Oh. It's almost noon. Ike-Kun. Onee-San has an appointment with Karuizawa-San after this. I have to go now." Matsushita said.
"Me too. Bye. Kanji." Shinohara waved to Ike and walked out of the room.
"Okay. See you Matsushita-Chan. Satsuki."
Matsushita walked to the door. When she passed me, she stopped and said;
"You didn't tell anybody, did you?"
I flinched. I knew what she was talking about.
"I didn't. " I answered her. "And you don't need to ask me every time before lunch."
Matsushita smiled softly. "Good. Ayanokouji-Kun. Onee-San likes a decent boy. Not naughty boy. Goodbye."
She left her last words and walked out.
I sighed with relief. Although my face didn't show any fear, my back was sweaty now.
Yamauchi who didn't listen to my conversation with Matsushita walked to Ike and asked.
"Oi, Kanji. I don't want you to use our room for some activity like this. Okay? This is the rule. If there are two girls, one will be on your bed, another will be on mine---Actually, if both are on mine, it'll be great---But don't let them stay on a bed alone while you watch them wooing. Alright? Your psychopath."
For some reason, I preferred Ike's idea more than Yamauchi's.
"And where is Ken? Why didn't he stop you?"
"Ah. He is on the rooftop, writing the Hiku. As always. though." Ike shrugged his shoulder.
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"He does it again. Kanji. Do you consider firing him from the idiot trio? I felt like he isn't an idiot anymore. We should accept Ayanokouji or someone instead."
Hey, did he just call me an idiot?
But it was true that the idiot trio was in danger now. The member was in their own way. Ike locked himself in his room on the cruise for writing something called"My lovely enemy: Horikita x Kushida." Sudo was training to be more Zen by writing Hiku, meditating, and drawing Horikita's picture.
Yamauchi, of course, devoted his life to being horny at the pool.
Ah, sometimes, I missed that day when the idiot trio was still an idiot. When Ike was the biggest simp around here.
While I was thinking about the past, I realized Ike was holding the gun.
"Wait. Ike. What is it?" I pointed at his gun.
"This? Are you blind? This is the gun!" Ike said.
"I know it's a gun. But how can you get it into the boat? If someone found it out, it will be----Stop waving the gun in front of me."
Ike clicked his tongue while waving his gun for funny.
"Don't worry. Ayanokouji. It's a fake gun. There is no bullet here---"
Before Ike finished his words, I heard the gun's sound. A few moments later, I found that there was a bullet buried in the wall behind me.
Ike and Yamauchi couldn't close his mouth. The smoke came out from a muzzle.
"It's a real gun!" Ike screamed and let the gun fall from his hand.
It fell into the ground and----
"Argh!! My little Haruki!!"
Yamauchi jumped into his bed, holding his crotch.
"Shit!! I shoot his ball!" Ike cried and looked at me. "How should I do!?"
"Look at his ball first. We need first aid!" I shouted.
"Ok!"
Ike pulled Yamauchi's trousers to his knee. And extended his head to Yamauchi's crotch.
"Haruki! Get your hand out off your crotch! I can't see anything!"
Yamauchi seemed to not hear his friend. He was praying with fear.
"Ah. Please. My lord. Don't take my little Haruki from me. I still want to be horny----"
"I will help you!"
I said. Since Ike covered Yamauchi's crotch from my eyes. I needed to climb to the bed and straddle Yamauchi's face, so I could look at his crotch clearly.
"Shh. Calm down. Haruki, I don't bite you. Don't be shy. " Ike said softly. Finally, Yamauchi gave up and took his hand out.
I and Ike looked at his crotch. There was nothing wrong. The tiny thing was still tiny, there was nothing changed or extended.
"Huh. I think the bullet was missed."
"Really?" Yamauchi looked up. "I feel like something ran through my crotch."
"It must be missed." I agreed with Ike. "There is no wound here. Ok. Everyone calm down and----"
I heard the sound of something falling down to the floor.
We looked in that direction.
And saw Mori was standing at the door. Near her feet, I saw the piece of glass of juice laying down.
Her eyes opened widely when she saw a man laying on the bed, having another man sitting between his legs looking at his crotch. Another sat on his face looking at the same point,
"I heard that Ayanokouji-Kun is in Ike-Kun's room---So I want to--ask you to have lunch with us---" She stuttered and looked at us. "I--I sorry for interrupting."
She ran away immediately.
"Huh. I never understand a girl." Ike shrugged his shoulder while putting Yamauchi's trousers back.
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"Me too. " I got off Yamauchi and stood at the floor. "Ike. Give that gun. I will deal with it. If anyone knows you have a gun, you will be in a problem."
Ike seemed to be crying.
"Ayanokouji! You savior bastard!"
You didn't need to add bastard, you know?
I grabbed the gun from Ike and walked out of his room. I looked at the corridor, there was no one there.
I walked from the third floor where was the boys' rest to the rooftop and met no one.
More than that, All of the CCTVs on my way were broken because of a technical problem. I knew it because the school announced this morning.
"So don't be alone. For your sake. No one knows what will happen when you aren't in our eyes." The school said.
For the school that fulls with the beast-like our school. This caution was very useful.
But this situation was good for me. No one would see me walking around holding a gun.
The rooftop was inhabitant when I was there.
As I said, I was the luckiest man in the world.
I looked around to make sure there was no one there. Before I threw the gun into the sea.
The dolphin jumped off the water and ate the gun immediately.
Then, the shark came from nowhere and ate the dolphin.
Before the shark could enjoy its meal, the whale appeared from the deep sea and swallowed the shark at once. Wait, the whale eats only plankton, doesn't it?
I was checking my biology knowledge on my phone when the Megalodon soared into the sky and ate the whale when it fell down.
Then, the monster that looked exactly like me fell down from the sky, grabbed and ripped the Megalodon into two, then took it into his mouth. Before diving into the sea.
When he was gone, the sea looked peaceful as there was nothing happened.
What the hell that I just witness?
At least, no one would see that gun again.
"It's my delusion or I just saw you eating the megalodon?"
Hirata appeared behind me, I flinched when I saw him.
"Oh! Hirata. How have you been here?"
"Since the megalodon appears and eats the whale. I don't know what should I be more surprised about between the fact that the megalodon is still alive or the giant version of you eating it. " Hirata mumbled. "Anyway. Ayanokouji-Kun! I am worried about you!"
"Why?"
"I invited you to have lunch with me, but Mori-San said you are busy. Are you free now?"
"I just finished my stuff."
"Great. What if we go for a walk?"
"Oh. Hirata Yousuke is asking me for a date?" I teased him.
Hirata laughed. "If you said so! Just don't tell Karuizawa-San."
I didn't have anything to do now, so I agreed to go for walk with him.
While we walking, we talked about many staff. Since the test ended and the school let us rest on this cruise. I and Hirata hung out sometimes and became closer.
The topic that we mostly talked about was the direction of the class.
"Horikita-San gain the trust from our class very much since the test. " He said. "I think she could be the leader of class if she can be closer with our classmate."
"Hm. I think you will jealous of her. Don't you think she will steal your chair?"
"I'm not in any chair. Ayanokouji-Kun. If someone can be a better leader than I am, I will let him or her be."
I doubt that it will happen.
Our personnel was different from other classes. While they had a leader who be good with all stuff like Honami or a leader who can lead his class completely like Ryuen. We had defective leaders.
Hirata was good at leading people but he was too naive compared to Ryuen or Honami.
Horikita was a great strategist but she couldn't make her classmate believe her.
Kushida was a center of class but I wondered if she could lead her classmate's opinion that much.
On other hand, Karuizawa could control the stream of opinion in our class but her attitude made many enemies.
If I need to say, they should be cooperative with each other, they would be the perfect government.
Hirata was the heart, Horikita was the brain, Kushida was the soul, and Karuizawa was the pith.
And what was I?
The luck, of course.
...
We were at the pool when I saw Koenji floating with his lifebuoy. He was playing with the bubble that Kushida blew. He smiled like a 5 years old child.
Except he actually was a muscle 16 years old man.
Kushida waved to us, when Koenji saw us, he waved too. He didn't notice the glare of envy from the guys beside the pool at all.
Since he became amnesia, we arranged to rotary take care of him. The girls like this Koenji more than the old one. It made sense. Because Rokusuke-Kun was so naive and cute. He was a kind and modest kid. He awoke the girl's maternal instinct.
However, Hirata denied to let Mii-Chan take care of him. Koenji wanted her to teach him surfing. He said; Onee-Chan has a surfboard. You must be great at surfing! Mii-Chan responded to his words with a Yandere smile and agreed that she would take him to surf someday.
I was sure that if we let her take Koenji to surf, we would never see him again.
"Poor Koenji-Kun. " Hirata mumbled while smiling at him. "Do you think there is a way to cure his amnesia?"
"I don't sure. " I answered. "But I think we have a good hospital at ANHS, whenever we reached the land. He will get the professional caring."
Although if he could remember, I would be in the problem. I should do the right thing and help him. No matter what Matsushita said.
When I thought like that, I felt a cold glare from behind.
I turned my head back and saw it.
Matsushita stood behind the pole, looking at me with a cold glance and softly smile.
She was like saying, You better know what to do, My favorite Imouto.
"Hirata. We should move on from here."
Hirata raised her eyebrows and looked at me.
"Are you okay, Ayanokouji-Kun? Your voice sounded shaken." He smiled. "Oh! Since your face looked fine, I think you're fine. I won't ask you a question then."
Please. Ask me. Ask as much as you can.
...
After I separated from Hirata. I walked to the lounge and thought about finding some snacks. Then, I saw someone that I didn't expect sitting at the counter bar.
Inogashira Kokoro.
Also, known (by me) as Detective Kokoro.
I wonder why Inogashira was here. I thought she would stick with Kushida 24/7.
"Inogashira?"
"A--Ayanokouji-Kun!" Inogashira flinched and turned her face at me.
"I'm surprised to meet you here."
"I'm not. Ayanokouji-Kun eats lunch at eleven o'clock. If I'm correct, you'll be hungry around noon. I'm sure you will be here to find some snacks."
"How do you know?"
"I learned about every classmates' food routine. " Inogashira said.
I raised my eyebrows. My classmates always made me surprised.
"So I ordered a plate of french fries for you." The detective smiled and put the plate to me.
"Thank you. Wow. That's very impressive and kinda spooky."
Inogashira blushed. "I didn't know it by myself though, Matsushita-San helped me a little."
I looked at her pink face and it reminded me of another shy girl.
The last time I met Sakura, she was very worried. The school arranged for us to share the room with four roommates. Sakura's roommates are Ichihashi, Maezono, and Shinohara. (Mine was Hirata, Koenji, and Yukimura.)
I thought we all knew what kind of person Shinohara was. I didn't know Maezono that much, but she was well-known for being a bad mouth and quarrelsome. Ichihashi, if I wasn't wrong, was the same kind of person as Shinohara but more politely.
"Are you worried about Sakura-San?" Inogashira asked me.
"Ok. I'm not sure you are an esper or detective. But yes. I'm worried about her."
Inogashira nodded. "She shares the room with Shinohara-San, Ichihashi-San, and Maezono-San, doesn't she? Um. Shinohara-San is close with Ike-Kun lately, maybe you should ask her for help."
I sighed.
"I will try. Sakura is a shy kid. " I shook my head. Inogashira was shy but wasn't extremely shy like Sakura. Maybe she could help too. "Detective. Can you help me with something?"
"Beware your wish, Ayanokouji-Kun. If I visit your room, there is a high chance that someone will die there. " Inogashira frowned. "I didn't understand, why everywhere I go, someone dies."
"No. No. I just want you to befriend Sakura. You are the same kind of personality. Maybe---"
But Inogashira shook her head immediately.
"Impossible. When you match a shy girl with another shy girl. Nothing gonna happen."
"You said like Sakura."
Inogashira smiled a little bit, then, it looked like she wanted to say something but she held it immediately.
"Huh. " She sighed. "Sakura-San will find her friend finally. Especially, when she is with someone like you. Trust the detective."
Inogashira stood up and walked away.
"Where are you going?" I asked her.
"I want to have a spa. But I'm too shy to go by myself. So I will ask Kikyo-Chan to come with me."
"I can come with you." I volunteered.
Inogashira blushed and stared at me shyly.
"Are you sure? You are a boy."
Then, I realized. There was the massage program in this spa, and you need to--Uh---take off a shirt.
"Oh. I get it."
Inogashira pursed her lips with the mixed feeling between shy and feeling comical. She waved for me and ran away.
"Um. What if I insist to come with her?" I talked to myself. if it was Kaxxxa, he would do it for sure.
I turned myself to the bar and started enjoying the french-fried when my phone rang.
I took my phone out and looked at it with wonder.
There was the mail from the school saying:
The special test will begin soon, Each student please go to the designated room. Late more than 10 minutes will cause the punishment. Please reunite at 204, the second floor, on 06.00 P.M. It will take about 20 minutes. Please go to the toilet before you came, and please open manner mode on your phone or close your phone during this time.
When I finished reading the mail, I sighed and put the phone into my pocket.
I felt like Peaceful Lufe-Chan came into my room, slapped me, and said; "We divorce!"
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