Today my wife Scarlett and I were going to Florence's house. Since black widow Florence and I had become very close like sisters and we were going to have dinner there. "Scarlett ingrid johansson if you don't hurry your ass up I'm gonna leave you behind." "Ok I'm coming I'm coming." "No your not but you were last night." I smirked. Scarlett slapped my arm playfully, "oh shut up you were screaming my name last night so don't go saying that ok." You huffed and both got into the car.

To be honest it was quite cute seeing y/n get excited to see Flo I mean I did get a bit jealous that she loved her more than me (what Scarlett sometimes thought when they were hanging out) but I always brushed it off. Y/n new that I got jealous of people very quickly when they were touching my wife, she put her hand on my thigh to calm me down. "Come on Scarlett I need to see my sister!!!" I chuckled lightly.

"FLORENCE PUGH GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THE KITCHEN AND GIVE ME A HUG" I screamed at the top of my lungs. She runs up to me I pick her up and spin her around like a little child. " hi y/n, Scarlett how are you guys?" "We're good my woman-child of a wife got very excited to see her little sister." Scarlett said. "Well today we're gonna do an episode of cooking with flo, Scarlett I know your not gonna wanna do this so go relax on the sofa(I'm British so sorry if I'm not using the word couch) or something. Come on y/n/n let's get started.

"Hi welcome back to an episode of cooking with me (Florence) today we have a very special guest joining us Y/n y/l/n-Johansson, *you popped into the screen*" "hi everyone, so Florence what are we going to make today?"

"We are going to make a roast dinner because Scarlett who is over there * shows camera to Scarlett and she waves* has never had a roast before like WHAT?!!"

"Ok so we need

• vegetables

• Yorkshire pudding

•stuffing

•gravy

•Cranberry sauce

•meat (if you eat it)

Flo you have everything right?" "Yep" she says popping the p sound at the end.

"OH BLOODY HELL FLORENCE I MIGHT NEED SOME HELP HERE" I shouted very panicked. Florence rushed out of the bathroom and was shocked. "OMG Y/N WHAT DID YOU DO???"

" i went to cook the meat and i-i-i somehow set the setting for the heat to high and now we are just standing here whilst THE FUCKING STOVE IS ON FIRE." Florence then rushed out, five seconds later she ran back in the kitchen and used the fire extinguisher 🧯 to put out that fire. "Oh thank fuck, right y/n you go and relax with your wife and tell her what you just did and I will finish it." "Bye everyone see you after the food is ready." I walked out of the kitchen and into the living to see Scarlett cuddling up in the blankets watching tv. " hi baby what was all the noise out in the kitchen is everything all right?" I can't tell her what I did otherwise I will be in trouble and I don't want that. " oh no um Florence was just getting the viewers h-hyped up." I lied knowing that Florence was going to tell her. "Oh okay, can you come cuddle and kiss me pleaseeeee?" I laughed at how childish she was being, " sure thing." I sat down and Scarlett immediately sat on my lap facing me. She cuddled into me and I rubbed her back, she sat up still straddling me and kissed me gently I smiled knowing that she was my forever comfort.

After 5 minutes of us making out we were interrupted by Florence clearing her throat. Scarlett groaned. " foods ready now come on let's eat cuz I'm hungry." Flo said impatiently

Florence ended the video and asked smugly," so Scarlett did y/n tell you what actually happened in the kitchen?" Scarlett shook her head no and looked really puzzled as to what was going on.

I knew y/n wouldn't tell Scarlett what actually happened because Scarlett would normally get mad or act mad and y/n would get scared. It was pretty amusing to be honest. " Scar your lovely wife set the stove on fire and almost set the whole kitchen on fire." Her jaw dropped. Y/n replied quickly. "HEY in my defence you didn't change the setting back to the normal temperature because we normally do meat first then veg so technically it was your fault." Scarlett chuckled "Alright that's enough you two all I want to do is have this delicious dinner with you guys without your little quarrels okay." I huffed and y/n whined but eventually we both agreed.

"You know it's pretty late do you guys want to stay here for the night?" Florence asked. "Yes thank you that would be great, neither of us are in the mood to drive back home so..."

Flo showed us our room, got us some extra pjs, we hugged and said goodnight. "Darling I think from now on I'm gonna do the cooking." I laughed and got into bed with her. "Can I be the little spoon tonight please." She nodded, put her arms around me and pulled me closer to her. The last thing I heard was her heart beat before I let sleep consume me.

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