《Natasha Romanoff one-shots // Natasha x reader ;)》who tf is maria
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"Hello? Will you fucking listen to me please it feels like I'm speaking to a wall-" I whined, staring down at her. She still didn't answer me though, just kept her gaze towards her phone.
"NATASHA!" I shout, getting impatient, still no answer. I had enough. I snatched her phone and quickly glanced at it. "Hey, Y/N give it back!" She said trying to reach for it.
"Who's Maria?" I asked, furrowing my brows at her. "Huh?" I asked getting worried. "What?" She asked as if she didn't know what I was talking about.
"Don't 'what' me. Who is she?" I asked pointing towards her phone. "I already-" she started, before I interrupted. "WHO!?" I screamed, getting just a little bit angry.
Before I could shout at her about it even more, she pushed me against the wall harshly and kissed me. I couldn't really pull away or anything so I kinda just let her pin me and kiss me. Not complaining.
After a while she pulled away. "Why'd you do that for I was-" "because it's the only way to get you to shut up." She interrupted. "Maria Is agent Hill I told you about-" she added, finally letting go of me and sitting back down on the couch.
"Hill? Agent hill? Why didn't you fucking tell me I was getting worried-" I admitted sitting next to her. She raised a brow at me and gazed back at her phone. "Why? You think I would cheat on you or something bubs?" She asked.
I rolled my shoulders. "I think you love me too much. But I have trust issues so I dunno?" I answered relaxing my legs on the table.
"Anyway, Hills coming here later-" she said calmly. "What? She's coming here? Later?" I asked nervously. "Yeah? You seem...intimidated by her?" She answered furrowing her brows at me.
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I shook my head. "No. It's just that she seems important." I said blankly.
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"Agent Y/L/N, nice to finally meet you." She said formally as she shook my hand. I don't like her one bit. She doesn't intimidate me or anything, she just annoys me from the 20seconds I've seen her.
I returned the favour and shook her hand. "Nice to meet you too Maria." I said falsely, which caused Natasha to nudge me. I let go of her hand and gave Nat a glare.
"Please, call me Agent Hill." She informed walking past us and into the lounge room. I rolled my eyes at her which caused Nat to nudge my arm again. "What's up your ass?" She asked frowning.
"Nothing. Just don't like this Maria person-" I said quietly. The three of us sat down together at the lounge. We were now 20 minutes into our so called 'meeting' and I'm already so bored.
"Yeah it's good to-" "So what's your actual job?" I asked interrupting her. She gave me a glare and I could tell Natasha was angry at how 'annoying' I was being.
"Well, I'm a trained agent, just like you. I'm also trained in weaponry and-" "yeah, yeah any idiot can do that. So what are you doing here?" I asked cutting across her again which obviously irritated her.
"Y/n!" Natasha warned giving me a look. "What? I'm just curious?" I answered giving her a look back. "Well Fury actually-" Maria started again before I once again, interrupted her.
"Does anyone want some coffee? I'm quite thirsty-" I said getting up and simply leaving the room. I honestly just couldn't be bothered with this Maria bitch and I was bored
As I was leaning on the counter, waiting for my coffee Natasha came storming in. "What the fuck is up with you?" She asked trying to be quiet since Maria was in the other room.
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"Who Me? At least I'm not a fake bitch named Maria, oh wait please call me 'Agent Hill'" I joked, rolling my eyes.
"Y/N!" Maria is nice, and you're ruining this by being so childish!" She said holding onto my shoulder. "Why don't you go cry about it to you're little bestie 'Agent Hill' I'm not wasting another minute of my precious time listening to her bullshit-" I replied finishing my coffee.
"Yes you are. Because if we don't discuss this upcoming mission, then you're going to be clueless." She said putting her hands on her hips.
"I hate you." I said ignoring her little speech. "That's a lie. Now hurry your ass up-" she whined. "Ok fine-" I said reassuringly, to which she finally left the room.
I let out a sigh before joining the two of them again. "Nice of you to join us again." Maria said. She sounds so enthusiastic i almost can't tell if she's sarcastic or not. "Yeah well some of us have priorities-" I answered dryly.
"I actually have a question, which I actually didn't get an appropriate answer to-" I started which caused Natasha to raise a brow at me, almost to tell me to 'shut up'.
"Go ahead." Maria answered. "Well, considering that you're only really allowed about 6 people On a Jet, at the most. I mean you're really pushing it with the 6. We have to consider if your actually important for this mission-" I added.
The both of them furrowed their brows at me, Natasha even rolled her eyes at me. "Y/n just leave-" Natasha said with annoyance. "No, no it's fine, it's a uh...valid point." Maria said calmly. Fucking hate this bitch.
"Right. Well I just don't want my grave to say-
"Y/N Y/L/N, died of a tragic death of a jet crash. Cause of crash; too many people on board, 6 instead of 5." I said rambling on.
The both of them went quiet for a second. "Im a fucking avenger. I don't want to die cause of too many people on a fucking jet. I wanna die like purposely falling off a jet or something cool, you know?" I said seriously, but I don't think they took it seriously.
"Anyway, doesn't matter. But if I die because there are too many people on that damn jet. I swear to god I will haunt you, if you make it out alive, your family, your pets and even you. I will haunt you in hell Maria." I said dramatically.
Maria turned to Natasha and gave her a confused look. To that Natasha just rolled her shoulders in response. Nats used to my confusing bullshit to be honest.
"What do you mean?" Maria asked with a little confusion. "She's joking-" Natasha said, knowing damn well I wasn't.
"No, I'm serious." I protested. "Right. Well I think we should carry this discussion on, next time." Maria said. "Agreed" Nat replied blankly.
I just got this meeting to end two hours early. Mission complete.
a/n
so I watched doctor strange yesterday and idk how to feel lol. Don't get me wrong it was really an amazing movie I'm just trying to process it lmao. Also I'm thinking of writing a new book. It's gonna be a Nat one, but I'm not rlly sure what exactly yet. I have some ideas for a 'dark' one, or maybe, a teacher student, but with extra little spice to it. Or like enemies to lovers. Idk lmk what u think x
-mim
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