《Natasha Romanoff one-shots // Natasha x reader ;)》f word?
Advertisement
"What the fuck does that mean?" I asked raising my arm during one of the meetings. Steve gave me a "watch that language" kinda glare.
"It means that..." Tony went on about a mission as he pointed towards a screen. "So, if this plan doesn't work, what do we do?" He asked rhetorically.
"We fucking die!" I shouted enthusiastically. Everyone furrowed their brows at me, but some of them laughed. "No. Then theres plan b." Tony informed.
"I have a question. What happens if plan b doesn't work?" I asked interrupting him again. He groaned at me. "Then we give you to them." He joked.
"I think the fuck not. If anyone's being sacrificed during a mission, it's you tin man." He shook his head and carried on with his little presentation.
Eventually I got extremely bored of Tony's little show so I turned to my left where Nat was sitting. She kept her gaze towards Tony but I could tell she was bored.
I poked her thigh which caused her to look at me and furrow her brows. I poked her once again, but she kept staring at me.
After a while she looked away and went back to listening to Tony's plan. I tore a piece of paper out of my assignment thing and wrote something on it. I gently kicked her leg and handed her the letter.
She read it and aggressively nudged me. She wrote something on the other side of the paper and handed it back to me. I read it and let out a dramatic gasp which caused everyone to look at us.
"What?" I asked as if I didn't just gasp really loudly. After a couple of seconds everyone went quiet again and back to discussing the plan.
Advertisement
I wrote her another note and handed it to her. She gave me an unamused look and wrote something else. I read the paper and opened my mouth in shock out of what she had written.
"TASha-" I said trying to whisper. "Shut the fuck up-" she whispered back and pointed at Tony. I kept an unhappy look at her and shook my head.
"It's true though-" she added, her voice a whisper. "EXCUSE ME-?!" I shouted which caught everyone's attention.
"You bitch- I- fucking bitch." I said shaking my head at her, to which she just chuckled. "BE QUIET Y/N THIS IS IMPORTANT!" Tony screeched.
Everyone went quiet again as Tony went on, once again. I turned back to Natasha and smiled at her. "What?" She mouthed. "You're ugly." I said as quiet as I possibly could.
To this she punched my arm with so much fucking force I swear to god. "FUck-" I said trying to keep quiet. "Fucking whore-" I whined holding onto my arm.
She just sat there with a proud smile on her face. "Bitch" I mouthed to her and kicked her leg as hard as I could which made her gasp.
"I CAN HEAR YOU. THE BOTH OF YOU. BE QUIET OR Y/N IM GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE!" Tony whined. I groaned at him and finally decided to pay attention.
I swear the guy can ramble on and on and on for fucking years. "So while The rest are attacking over here, Cap and Thor will be-"
"Why does Frisbee boy and Hammer man have the privilege of doing all the cool stuff-" I asked raising my hand up again. Tony rolled his eyes at me. "Because." He answered plainly.
"Fuck my arm really hurts-" I said quietly to myself. "Sh-" Natasha shushed me giving me a glare. "Don't you fucking 'sh' me Russian ass bitch." I replied angrily.
Advertisement
"You need to stop using those words. " Steve said with a frown. "The f word." He added quietly. "F word?" I asked confused.
"Yeah and the...B word-" he continued. "B word? F word? The fucks the f word?" I asked looking at Natasha. She whispered something in my ear.
Let's just say it wasn't just the 'f word' she said. "Natasha Romanoff-" I said with shock. I look over to her and see that she had a big smirk plastered on her face.
"I-" I was a little speechless after what she had said to be honest. "Anyway-" Steve started trying to get everyone's attention back to the discussion.
"NATASHA SAID THE F WORD!" I shouted
~*~*~*~*~*~
Idk wtf this is but I just missed my bus lmao. I'm going absolutely insane I have two presentations due in today and a history test. Fun. I hate group presentations so fucking much I get so stressed at people like hello I didn't ask to be in a group with you. Anyway stay safe.
Mim
Advertisement
The World Traveler
Have you ever read a book and thought to yourself, "Man it would be cool to go to that world..." well, take it from an expert on the subject that it is not fun or cool!... ok... maybe a little, but that's not the point! The point is that most of the time it is a huge pain in the neck. Anyways, this is my story.-Seth
8 81The Mechanical Man
"I shall miss your rattling bones." A young man’s life is saved when his failing body is replaced with that of a machine. While a marvel to some, others question his existence. Abigale Fairfax, an English noblewoman, challenges fellow members of the nobility, church leaders, and the fears and prejudices of the common people as she struggles to save the life of Peter Dowling, the Mechanical Man.
8 160Whims and Rolls of Gods
What happens when one creates a story then leaves everything to chance? Thousands of paths stretch out endlessly that separate into even more, countless paths. And then, all but one is destroyed with a single roll of a twenty-sided die. The die becomes the true author while the writer just provides possibilities then takes a backseat and narrates. This story will be random. To save time, the characters and some of the events will be somewhat generic, but past that all bets are off. It will create tropes and then shatter them. Characters can and will die. Even the writer doesn’t know how this story will play out. The die is the god of this world that rolls and everything it says goes. The writer is the god of this world whose whims become reality after the die rolls. Cover art was done by PrimalAvatar from INKed.
8 186Renegade's Redemption: Dust
A recently-deceased human hero finds himself alive again as a god... and stuck with the vicious Sun Fiend who led him to his death in the first place. The past is gone, forever out of his reach. His future lies with her, but will it entail redemption or revenge? Updates every other Monday. Renegade's Redemption is a character-driven fantasy story. It observes several immortals and their world as both change over several thousand years.
8 212A New Adventure
With the change came new limits for Earth. Follow our MC, Acott, as he navigates through the new Earth, exploring and adventuring.
8 128Meet the authors showcase edition volume #2 Est. 6/5/2020
Another edition of behind-the-scenes interviews, which are meant to provide readers with an insider look at the writer's creations of their favorite stories. So, please take a look and learn how these stories came to be.Looking for the stories promoted in these interviews? Check my profile for the meet the authors showcase reading lists.6/11/2020 accomplishments. #2 in meet the authors and #19 in showcase6/21/2020 accomplishments. #1 in Meet the Authors and #10 showcase10/25/2020 accomplishments #1 meettheauthors, #6 in showcase, 4 in responses and #20 in spotlight6/2/2021 reached 3K views3/31/22 reached 4K viewsHow do I get featured? - send me a private message and I'll provide the interview
8 165