《Natasha Romanoff one-shots // Natasha x reader ;)》f word?
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"What the fuck does that mean?" I asked raising my arm during one of the meetings. Steve gave me a "watch that language" kinda glare.
"It means that..." Tony went on about a mission as he pointed towards a screen. "So, if this plan doesn't work, what do we do?" He asked rhetorically.
"We fucking die!" I shouted enthusiastically. Everyone furrowed their brows at me, but some of them laughed. "No. Then theres plan b." Tony informed.
"I have a question. What happens if plan b doesn't work?" I asked interrupting him again. He groaned at me. "Then we give you to them." He joked.
"I think the fuck not. If anyone's being sacrificed during a mission, it's you tin man." He shook his head and carried on with his little presentation.
Eventually I got extremely bored of Tony's little show so I turned to my left where Nat was sitting. She kept her gaze towards Tony but I could tell she was bored.
I poked her thigh which caused her to look at me and furrow her brows. I poked her once again, but she kept staring at me.
After a while she looked away and went back to listening to Tony's plan. I tore a piece of paper out of my assignment thing and wrote something on it. I gently kicked her leg and handed her the letter.
She read it and aggressively nudged me. She wrote something on the other side of the paper and handed it back to me. I read it and let out a dramatic gasp which caused everyone to look at us.
"What?" I asked as if I didn't just gasp really loudly. After a couple of seconds everyone went quiet again and back to discussing the plan.
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I wrote her another note and handed it to her. She gave me an unamused look and wrote something else. I read the paper and opened my mouth in shock out of what she had written.
"TASha-" I said trying to whisper. "Shut the fuck up-" she whispered back and pointed at Tony. I kept an unhappy look at her and shook my head.
"It's true though-" she added, her voice a whisper. "EXCUSE ME-?!" I shouted which caught everyone's attention.
"You bitch- I- fucking bitch." I said shaking my head at her, to which she just chuckled. "BE QUIET Y/N THIS IS IMPORTANT!" Tony screeched.
Everyone went quiet again as Tony went on, once again. I turned back to Natasha and smiled at her. "What?" She mouthed. "You're ugly." I said as quiet as I possibly could.
To this she punched my arm with so much fucking force I swear to god. "FUck-" I said trying to keep quiet. "Fucking whore-" I whined holding onto my arm.
She just sat there with a proud smile on her face. "Bitch" I mouthed to her and kicked her leg as hard as I could which made her gasp.
"I CAN HEAR YOU. THE BOTH OF YOU. BE QUIET OR Y/N IM GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE!" Tony whined. I groaned at him and finally decided to pay attention.
I swear the guy can ramble on and on and on for fucking years. "So while The rest are attacking over here, Cap and Thor will be-"
"Why does Frisbee boy and Hammer man have the privilege of doing all the cool stuff-" I asked raising my hand up again. Tony rolled his eyes at me. "Because." He answered plainly.
"Fuck my arm really hurts-" I said quietly to myself. "Sh-" Natasha shushed me giving me a glare. "Don't you fucking 'sh' me Russian ass bitch." I replied angrily.
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"You need to stop using those words. " Steve said with a frown. "The f word." He added quietly. "F word?" I asked confused.
"Yeah and the...B word-" he continued. "B word? F word? The fucks the f word?" I asked looking at Natasha. She whispered something in my ear.
Let's just say it wasn't just the 'f word' she said. "Natasha Romanoff-" I said with shock. I look over to her and see that she had a big smirk plastered on her face.
"I-" I was a little speechless after what she had said to be honest. "Anyway-" Steve started trying to get everyone's attention back to the discussion.
"NATASHA SAID THE F WORD!" I shouted
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Idk wtf this is but I just missed my bus lmao. I'm going absolutely insane I have two presentations due in today and a history test. Fun. I hate group presentations so fucking much I get so stressed at people like hello I didn't ask to be in a group with you. Anyway stay safe.
Mim
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