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E: "I passed!"

A: "Huh?"

E: "Aeryn, I passed!"

A: "That does not make anything any clearer."

E: "My driving test! I passed!"

A: "You didn't tell me you were retaking!"

E: "I didn't want to say anything because I expected that I would fail and you would take the piss out of me."

A: "I would have."

E: "But I've passed, so you can shove that up your-"

A: "How come you can pass a driving test but you can't bake a cake?"

E: "I think it turned out pretty good, actually."

A: "It was almost entirely burnt and lopsided."

E: "I am a master-chef, not a lowly baker."

A: "What's the difference?"

E: "What's the difference? The difference is I cook delicious meals, not kiddy cakes."

A: "Ooo, touchy."

E: "Y'know, I came here to invite you on a life changing journey but you're being a little hostile and I'm not-"

A: "Hang on, what journey?"

E: "I told you ages ago, when I learn to drive, which I have now; before you, might I add; that I want to go on a road trip. I seem to remember that I propositioned this to you and your reply was 'hell yeah'."

A: "Oh, I remember. Were you serious?"

E: "Of course! Are you still in?"

A: "Once again, hell yeah."

E: "..."

A: "..."

E; "There is a slight issue, however..."

A: "What?"

E: "I don't actually have a car yet."

A: "You complete turnip."

E: "Turnips are delicious, thank you for your compliment."

A: "Eli?"

E: "Yes?"

A: "Shut up."