《Lion King 1 1/2 (Timon X Y/N)》Chapter 30: Distracting the Hyenas
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Simba, Nala, Timon, Y/N, and Pumbaa snuck in when they noticed some hyenas doing their own things.
"Hyenas. I hate hyenas," Timon said.
"Same," Y/N added.
"So what's your plan for gettin' past those guys?" Timon asked Simba.
"Live bait," Simba answered.
"Good idea," Timon commented, realized what he meant, then objected, "Heeey."
"Come on, Timon-- you guys have to create a diversion," Simba old him.
"What do you want us to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?" Timon remarked sarcastically.
Music then started playing, making the hyenas turn around to see Timon and Y/N in hula skirts, lei, and flowers in their hair, while Pumbaa looked like he was prepared to be eaten with an apple in his mouth.
[BOTH:]
"Luau!"
[TIMON:]
"If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat"
[Y/N:]
"Eat our buddy Pumbaa here because he-"
The movie then paused.
"Heh heh. Let's just cut to the chase, shall we?" Timon asked.
"Oh, sure," Pumbaa answered.
"What? No! Can we please watch this part?" Y/N pleaded.
"Oh alright. I can't argue with you," Timon told her and played it.
"-is a treat"
[TIMON:]
"Come on down and dine
On this tasty swine"
[Y/N:]
All you have to do is get in line"
As this went on, the hyenas ganged up on them and Simba and Nala snuck past the hyenas.
[TIMON (PUMBAA):]
"Aaaare you achin'"
("Yup, yup, yup")
[Y/N (PUMBAA):]
"Foooor some bacon?"
("Yup, yup, yup")
[BOTH (PUMBAA):]
"Heeee's a big pig"
("Yup, yup")
"You could be a big pig too.
Oy!"
They then screamed and ran out of there, the hyenas chasing after them. They ended up in a cave, which was all a part of the plan.
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"What the-" Banzai started.
Pumbaa then farted, making the hyenas retreat. Pumbaa then snorted and Timon and Y/N took deep breaths.
"I love the smell of Pumbaa in the morning," Timon commented.
"Me too," Y/N agreed.
Then Pumbaa felt something pop up out of the ground underneath him.
"Hey, hey, hey, move your tush, honey," Ma's voice sounded.
Pumbaa then scooted back to reveal two meerkats.
"Ma? Uncle Max?" Timon questioned as Y/N was in shock.
"Oh, Timmy! Y/N!" Ma cheered.
"Timon? Y/N?" Max exclaimed.
"What are you doing here?" Y/N asked as they slid off Pumbaa.
"Looking for you two," Ma answered then hugged Timon, saying, "Aw. Mommy's here."
Max then looked at the flower in Timon's hair in suspicion, to which Timon responded with a sheepish grin before parting from the hug.
"Well, let us introduce you to our best friend," Y/N told them.
"Oh yeah! Pumbaa, Ma, Uncle Max. Ma, Uncle Max, Pumbaa," Timon acquainted.
Pumbaa gasped then informed, "Look, there's Simba, and that must be his uncle Scar."
And sure enough, when they turned around, Simba and Scar were near the edge of Pride Rock.
"Oh, good, they're talking things out, which is how it should be," Timon approved.
"I don't think so, T. That doesn't exactly look like 'talking things out' to me," Y/N disagreed.
"But I have a feeling everything's going to be just fine," Timon assured.
But that went out the window when Simba slipped and was hanging on for dear life, as well as lightning striking the bottom of Pride Rock, fire forming.
"On the other hand..." Timon started.
"The hyenas are up there protecting Scar," Y/N said as Simba tackled Scar.
"What do we do?" Pumbaa asked.
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"Well, I've got a plan," Timon said.
"How can we help?" Ma wondered.
"Ma, Uncle Max, you're going to dig a trap. We're going to need...dare I say it? Tunnels-lots and lots of tunnels," Timon instructed then told his friend and girlfriend, "And, Pumbaa, Y/N, you two and me, we've got to get those hyenas away from Simba."
"Ooh, ooh! And lure them into the trap?" Pumbaa and Y/N guessed happily.
"Ho ho! Nothing gets past you two. Come on, guys, let's ride," Timon said as he and Y/N hopped back on the warthog.
Pumbaa then took off with the meerkats ready to put his plan into action.
"Something's different about Timon," Ma commented.
"You think? He's wearing a dress!" Max shouted.
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