Yay for zombie apocalypse AU! (Not.)

I was holding my gun near my chest breathing fast as I cried though the loud noises of zombies grunts, I wiped the tears away and began shooting again, thankfully most headshots... I had made sure no tainted blood or flesh landed in my mouth. It could possibly infect a person...

I had been alone for three years now.

There couldn't be a worse time... I had been almost killed by my ex boyfriend whom I hope is dead and left in scratched up guts. So I was stuck in a desert and went back to where I live and bam, there were five zombies in my way.

It was extremely quiet now so I decided to go to the store though they have nothing in them they somehow make me feel better... Expecally storage rooms. When I finally found a store there was a huge storage room! But... It was locked? Welp. Outta my way door! I tried kicking it down but no avail but then... I heard a small squeak from behind the door.

"Oh no! They found us!" A voice said loudly he sounded so scared... I didn't mean to scare him!

"Don't worry Matt, they'll go away when they realize that they can't get in." Another voice said he sounded sweet too!

"I hope they leave fast. I want my Smirnoff, and I want to get away from this Commie." Another voice said.

"Shut up." A Norwegian accented guy muttered.

"Guys, calm down and both of you shut up." A girl's voice said.

Gee, maybe I should leave these guys alone... WAIT. PEOPLE!? I've been so lonely that I didn't realize they were not flesh eating zombies for a long time!! I ran around the store maybe doing some cartwheels and jumping and squealing. I ran to all the isles and as expected- wow... There's a lot in this store! I wonder if they have that Smirnoff that the dude was talking about... I looked and looked until... Yes! This is a great ice breaker! Wait, how do I look? I ran to the bathroom to inspect...

My appearance was... Terrible. I had torn clothes, my hair was matted down, the more I think of it. A week after the apocalypse I took a shower, but it almost killed me and since then I haven't taken a shower... Gross I know... But you try to take a shower with infested bodies hearing the faucet running and you will reconsider... I know I didn't smell bad in general, I put on deodorant and brush my teeth... Well, it's now or never... They usually have showers in the employee bathrooms (I don't think so... But you know... Plot.) So I ran in here with a bottle of shampoo and conditioner and took a quick shower... It felt way better then the rain washing off the dirt. It was disgusting how much dirt I had on me! Now... After 20 minutes I was ready to meet them... I still had my torn clothes anyways so they didn't think I knew anything about them. And knocked on the door.

"What the? Wow, I guess it's my head messing with me..." A voice said.

"Excuse me... Could you please let me in?" I asked as they all screamed.

I awkwardly laughed they were yelling over each other and they paused and a red hooded man opened the door with a shotgun ready.

"Are you infected?"

"No of course not!" He looked at me with interest. Holding his gun up, away from my face.

"Aw, did you doll up just for us?"

"No!"

"The wet hair gives it away baby." He said as I blushed.

"Maybe, but you'd do the same if you haven't talked to anyone for three years." I said he was about to say something but a ginger guy pushed him aside.

"Hi there!! I'm Matt!" He waved yanking me in the room by the hand.

"Hi Matt." I chuckled and looked at the other three, a green hoodie man and a blue hoodie man. And a light-dark blue hoodie girl waving at me.

"That's Edd, Tom and Julia!" Matt said they all began to crowd her besides Julia since she always keeps to herself you began to feel mushy for all four of them. Matt was gushing about himself and Tord was trying to show you all his guns while Edd was trying to tell me something about the adventures they had before the apocalypse and Tom was enjoying his Smirnoff and thanking you for it. They all were attractive and they thought the same...

Julia smiled at all of us and dragged me away.

"God guys I know she's attractive but she needs her space! Besides, we need to fall asleep for the long day." Julia smiled at me and I did too.

Though we heard the familiar groans of zombies and ran to the steel door and locked it. Julia had been a little panicked, but fell asleep. Tom was about to pass out, and so he hugged you.

"Goodnight y/n, glad we met you..." He said falling over on some pillows.

I nodded and started to walk to a corner but someone smacked my ass and growled.

"Goodnight sugar ass~" it was Tord. Well, now I know the pervert of the group... I was blushing but I couldn't hit him... His face was too cute to get hit...

He walked away and I started to sleep until I heard soft whimpers from Matt.

"Oh, Hun, are you okay?" I asked, he looked at me with wide eyes and shook his head 'no'.

I crawled next to him and cuddled him and pet his head. He was blushing but he had sorta purred while I did this and then he was out.

I moved away because you didn't want people get the wrong idea... And I saw Edd sleeping soundly I sighed and laid there for a moment... Until Edd hugged me like a teddy bear.

"Edd." I said softly but there wasnt a response so I just rolled with it...

In the morning everyone was yelling at each other besides Julia,who was just laughing at all of them.

"What are you guys yelling about?" I asked as they looked at me and stopped with red on their faces.

"Nothing." Julia said finally. I shrugged and we began to walk out of the storage room...

Unknown to you, they were fighting over you.