《The Land Of Stories: Oneshots》Oneshot #1
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tap tap tap, tap tap tap. "Urgh."said Bree"Can you stop that annoying sound?" "Conner," Goldilocks threatened" Stop that tapping noise, or else." Conner, on the other hand, just had a dream about the Fairytale World that the Masked Man escaped the Cemetery of the Undead and had found some new literary villains to use.
"But I just had a great idea." said Conner. Red stepped out of her own bed. "Stop making that noise! I need my beauty sleep." Froggy jumped out. "I have to say, you are making quite the racket." he said. "Great" Conner thought "Now even Froggy is annoyed."
Alex waved her wand and teleported to the Camelot book, picked it up, then went in to sleep over with Arthur.
Alex, Conner, Bree, Rook's shirt, Froggy, Red, Goldilocks, and Jack were sleeping together. Conner had laughed really hard when Froggy suggested to bring Rook's shirt, but since Alex kind've agreed, they ended up bringing it. They were staying at Cornelia's place because Charlotte and Bob didn't want a repeat of when Conner's army stayed.
The Book Huggers somehow also ended up there, and soon pretty much everyone who knew about the Land of Stories existed were cramming into Cornelia's house. And soon, everybody there were going to visit Arthur just to get away from Conner and his tapping.
Then all that was left of Conner's army was arriving, then left immediately.
The next morning, ( This is going to be a long list) Alex, Bree, Rook's shirt, Froggy, Red Goldilocks, Jack, Merlin, Arthur, Mother Goose, The Merry Men, Robin Hood, The Ziblings, a couple mummies, The crew of the Dolly Llama, all the cyborgs, the Tin Man, and a whole lot of other people (Oh, I forgot Clawdius) piled into Cornelia's place.
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Soon, everybody gathered in front of Conner and roared: "TOO MUCH TAPPING" and since Robin Hood was there to join them, it was deafening. As for the ones from Camelot, they roared:"OUR PLACE HAD A COMPLETE OVERFLOW THANKS TO YOU,CONNER!"
Conner began giving out apologies.
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